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I love the Winnie the Pooh newspaper comics. Everyone’s such a dick to eachother, it’s so out of character. Is it simply called “Winnie the Pooh”? I never bothered to read the title, I just call it “It’s Always Sunny in the Hundred Acre Woods”

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“Everything’s a wheel, turning and turning, never stopping. The frogs is part of it, and the bugs, and the fish, and the wood thrush, too. And people. But never the same ones. Always coming in new, always growing and changing, and always moving on. That’s the way it’s supposed to be. That’s the way it is.”   ―Natalie Babbitt, Tuck Everlasting

anonymous asked:

Pls tell us the story of how you scammed a boi

the following story is titled: Don’t Be Like Winnie

okay i’ve been super out of it lately n forgetting things n somehow i managed to…….mix up………….dates for a midterm and dates for a quiz………..i was literally studying all day n reading articles over again n stuff listening to some cursed songs like fantastic baby n boy in luv. and i checked my syllabus to see what kind of scantron i needed.

the answer: none.

BECAUSE I DIDNT HAVE A HEALTHPSY MIDTERM TODAY I HAD AN ONLINE QUIZ ! that closed @ 11am and it was currently 12:15 ………… the notorious winniebrain was suddenly

🚨🚨🚨🚨❗️❗️❗️‼️❌❌💢💀
(translation: screaming)

and im like oh my god oh my god oh my
God what tf do i do !!!!! i missed an entire quiz !!!! my life is over i’m a bad student etc etc and then the lil devil on my shoulder remembered…………….one of the ta’s for the class………….. likes me…………..and hatched an evil evil evil plan……….and started picking out an outfit instead of studying………..wksjsklssfu

so I found him before lecture and was like
hi ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡how are u ! lookin good ! how’s life ! (^O^☆♪ and he was like oh winnie hi sit down w me!!!!!!! :)

and then my evil plan went into motion……………and u kno……….did what i had to………n he was eventually like “hey u wanna get 🍲 w me after lecture !!!!”

me, a scammer 😥: oh ya sure !!! i was gonna study for this class afterwards but i’ll go w you !
him: :) !!!!!!! ah i’ll help u study if u want !
me: i need to do rly well on the exam bc i missed the quiz today :((((((
him: oh u did ! it’s only a super small percent of ur grade you shouldn’t worry abt it !!!
me: yeah………..:( i guess……….:(
him: don’t be upset !
me: :(
him:
me: :(
him:
me: :(
him: i can………
me: 🙇🏻‍♀️❗️❓
him: open it…….
me: 🙇🏻‍♀️❤️❓
him: for you………….if u want……….
me: ❤️❤️❤️❣️❣️🌹🌹🌹
him: and then you’ll go eat hot pot w me right ?

i am irresponsible and forgot abt my quiz but got free hot pot as a result . don’t be like winnie don’t become a professional scammer & date ur ta for 2% of ur grade .

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            Why are you here?
                                                I’m here because you want me to be here.

Meet R (W) - 6/21/2017

R is an elf! She stands at about 5′7″ and has very fair skin. She has long blonde hair with pink ends and pretty blue eyes. R is very sweet and gentle and she loves animals, music, and flowers! Her favorite flowers are roses and she especially loves red ones. She’s 153 years old but appears to be in her early 30′s in human years.

R is really good at playing the flute and the lyre! She has a lot of experience with tarot and has a flowery oracle deck that she loves. She is skilled with healing magic as well and would be open to teaching her companion how to heal.

In her future companion, R is looking for someone who wants to learn about divination or healing! She would prefer to be more of a friend than a mentor, but wouldn’t mind teaching as well. Even when R is living with her future companion, she would like to go and visit her friends and family back at her original home in the astral, which she talks about fairly often. She may bring her companion with her if they would like to visit as well, so a companion who doesn’t know how to astral travel would be fine with her as she can assist with traveling.

As far as her companion’s spirit family goes, R would prefer someone with a smaller spirit family (around 4-5 spirits) or someone who can at least spend quality time with her 2-3 times a week. She doesn’t need to be with her companion 24/7 because she’ll be visiting her home in the astral every few days, but she’s still new to working with humans and wants to get to know her companion on a personal level.

R doesn’t think offerings are necessary but she thinks they are sweet! If her companion decides to give her offerings she would like pink or red roses, fruits like raspberries, blueberries, strawberries, and apples, listening to flute or folk music with her, and doing tarot readings or other forms of divination with her!

If you are interested in this spirit, please fill out the submit form and I will let you know if you have been chosen or not!
Please remember to supply the vessel to bind your spirit to!
If you have any questions refer to either my info, shop info, or my ask box!
Thank you!! 

( * . text message ➸ winnie-ing )
  • WILLIAM: i know that we agreed that you would be the first to announce the news about our break up
  • WILLIAM: BUT I CHEATED ON YOU? that was the best you could come up with
  • WILLIAM: we both know i'm not the type to do that so why make that up now i'm out here looking like the bad guy and melanie looks like a homewrecker

what i want to see from these upcoming free! movies:

- rin smiles (specifically the one where he closes his eyes and bares his teeth you know? yeah that one)

- rin w/ winnie

- rin with a sunburn

- rin with a braid

- rin meeting a cat he actually gets along with and being really excited about it

- rin speaking english

- rin being flirty/being flirted with

- rin

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JCW - First glimpse of “This is JCW” Hong Kong Fanmeeting [2015.06.20]

Winnie, Dachshund (16 w/o), Spring & Main St., Sag Harbor, NY • “She’s a piebald dapple silky Dachshund with a lot of attitude. You can put food out in front of her and she won’t eat it until you tell her to.” @miniwinniesworld