winner chicken dinner

What the Signs Like to be Called

Aries: Daddy

Taurus: Dominant / Submissive

Gemini: BOO

Cancer: Baby

Leo: King / Queen

Virgo: Genius

Libra: Hottie

Scorpio: Senpai

Sagittarius: The bomb dot com

Capricorn: Call them by their name, or they’ll slap you

Aquarius: Winner winner chicken dinner

Pisces: Cutest living being on earth

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Ok you guys…

I am doing a print giveaway….

If this post can hit over 100 notes..I will give away two of these digital files.

If it hits 500 notes..then you will have a chance to win all 3.

If for some wild reason it gets 1,000 notes (doubtful)..I will get a canvas printed for you!

Winner winner chicken dinner..who doesn’t like free shit…

😉

I Could’ve Sworn (An Imagine turned One Shot)

Originally posted by vhspositive

A/N: anything in CAPS is the reader thinking to herself. that is all.  take this as the french mistake i’ve always wanted to write but don’t really have the time to fully delve into.

Characters: Reader, Dean, Sam, Cas

Pairings: None as of now

if you like this, let me know to continue. if not, it’s being scrapped.  and by ‘letting me know’ leave me feedback please. 

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100 Follower Giveaway!!!

Well, it looks like I’ve got 100 wonderful followers now who apparently…

  • don’t mind reading my Sherlock headcanons or occasional fanfic/ficlet
  • don’t mind my endless gushing about Benedict and shameless, obsessive reblogging of nearly every photo, gif, video, screencap, fan art, drabble, ficlet, or fic rec list I’ve ever seen of the aforementioned man of perfection (the struggle is real, folks)
  • don’t mind the occasional appreciation for the BAMF cinnamon roll that is Martin Freeman
  • don’t mind my general dorkiness (or at least they hide it well)

So, in keeping with the spirit of my word of the year I am going to give away a little fun something to share some of my JOY with you fellow bloggers who delight me, surprise me, titillate me, and humble me on a daily basis. 

This is not about me getting more followers, in case you were wondering. Just trying to have a bit of fun, especially in this post-S4 world we’re now living in! 

The winner will receive one Sherlock The Mind Palace coloring adventure book by Mike Collins and one set of  Crayola 12 dual-ended colored pencils (with bonus sharpener- omg) with which to decorate your coloring book. I know you’ve been waiting your entire life for a prize such as this. Control yourself if you can.

I guess I should have rules???

  1. One like per person please. A reblog will count, too, but that is up to you if you want to share this post.
  2. It would be nice if you were one of the chosen 100 following me since this is a follower appreciation giveaway, but it’s okay if you’re not. You deserve love too, darn it.  
  3. I’ll use a random number generator on Monday, March 20th to choose the winner, winner, chicken dinner from the list of likes/reblogs.
  4. You must have asks or messages open for me to contact you if you win.
  5. You must be willing to provide me a mailing address so I can send your awesome, amazing, unbelievable prize to you. 
  6. You must be willing to forgive me if I screw up this giveaway since I’ve never done one before and past history has proven repeatedly I am a fantastic mistake-maker. 

Good luck and thanks for listening to my fan-girling since last October. I lurked for 2 years with a blank blog before I had the courage to make this one. I’m having a terrible amount of fun! I hope you are, too. 

Scoop.

So @raspberrymama in a pretty harsh insomnia-zombie state, I’d gathered the high points of this post for another friend…. 

He did, eh? [cough] Bloodlines [/cough]

ETA my sweet snarky tags, I keep forgetting to do it and they never transfer to reblogs and it hurts my soul that others miss out. Is my halo straight, I’ve been using these horns to hold it up, seems to be working well…

guy fieri sign phrases

aries: this is money
taurus: ON like DONKEY KONG
gemini: taking the train to flavortown 
cancer: [muffled food noises]
leo: this is gangsta
virgo: OUT of BOUNDS
libra: mMMM, OH Y EAH ,, , oH YE AH . JUICY. … OH YEAH
scorpio: bomb dot com
sagittarius: slamma jamma
capricorn: [laughing that sounds like wheezy from toy story 2]
aquarius: that is DYNAMITE
pisces: winner winner chicken dinner

So uh, this happened

Went into a single player match on Player Unknown’s Battlegrounds. 

Only found a shotgun for 99% of the game. Hid in a tower and heard so much sniper fire and vehicles. Eventually had to move. Stole a jeep from some guy and boosted out of the blue zone, sniper shots hitting the jeep everywhich way.

Dive into a house and hear someone pull up and get shot. Hide there til the last minute and run as the blue barrier comes at me. Hide behind another house, see a sniper. Book it towards the next safezone and immediately crouch.

Dude comes over the hill, tries to run towards the tree I’m hiding behind, I shoot him once, kill him and he goes flying. Loot his body for a SCAR and a times 8 scope. Hear more gun fire. See a guy. Take aim. Two shots to the head, he’s down.

And holy shit I won.