“Why am I the one playing house with Cas? I mean, couldn’t one of you two just be a gay couple with him?”
Dean smirked, knowing exactly why you wanted to get out of it, despite your argument that you wanted to be part of the action. “Come on, it’ll give you two time to.. bond.” Dean winked obnoxiously, causing you to blush, despite rolling your eyes.
“I feel as though Y/N and I have quite a strong bond. Moreso than you and me,” Cas replied.
Now, you and Cas were in a fancy restaurant run by djinn. It looked for couples who seemed to be upset, and offered them a way to “live” their greatest desires. Most people where curious to see what it was, and it was too late for them. You and Cas were hoping that you could argue and figure out where the djinn was taking its victims. You had a tracker on you so the boys could then follow, in case the djinn got you under its spell.
You didn’t really want to argue with Cas, but you knew you had to. You took a deep breath, hoping you could get through this. Even though it was a fake date, you hoped that your first date with Cas wouldn’t consist of causing a scene. “Why don’t you ever start conversations? Why don’t you ever talk about your feelings?!”
“Why don’t you ever stop talking about your feelings?!”
And with that, you two were having a pretty solid argument. Cas was surprisingly good at this. You began to wonder if he actually felt that way about you. Not that you could ask him now.
The manager soon came up to you, offering the same thing you knew it would. You let Cas take the lead, since there was no place to hide a knife in your tight dress. He seemed pretty confident, but lagged back a step, so you were inches away from him at all times. You knew he could be protective, but this was a new level.
The second you two made it into the basement, the djinn tried to jump you. Cas quickly pushed you out of the way, stabbing the djinn with his angel blade. However, they way he sent you flying, you hit the wall, blacking out.
You woke up, with Cas’ fingers on your forehead. Once your eyes meant, he immediately smiled, leaning down and kissing you. It was tender, despite his slightly chapped lips.
You were shocked, to say the least. You couldn’t even respond. What was happening? Maybe the djinn did get you. This had to be a hallucination.
Cas pulled away too quickly, realizing his mistake. He almost stuttered his response, saying, “I-Is that not what a husband would do?” Then he shook his head, feeling as though that wouldn’t suffice. “I’m sorry that I got way too into playing house and accidentally kissed you passionately.” He hung his head down in shame.
You sat up and leaned over Cas. “Don’t apologize, you doof.” Before giving him a short kiss. It would’ve lasted much longer if Dean didn’t shout, “SEE!? YOU GUYS DID BOND! MISSION COMPLETE!” while Sam gave him his classic bitch face.