wink wonk @ line

~Legend says a Goddess watches over each clan. The Healing Goddess, Sakura, in charge of the Hatake clan was once disguised as the koi the Hatake clan has taken care of way back when Konoha was founded. Being the last of the Hatake, Sakura must take care of Kakashi in order to make sure his line continues [wink wonk]. But he has to prove himself worthy of her presence; else she becomes another clan’s Goddess.~

I also don’t know why a Goddess would hold a scalpel but I love the idea of her threatening people (Kakashi) with it when she’s pissed

this is so late my friends

ooc alias: my name is Jay but you can call me yours ;) *dies

how long i’ve been rp-ing:
since like 2011– but i took like three years off because young jay wanted to be an army man hooah!

muses: just Chanyeol… maybe :^)

likes/hobbies: I exercise for fun and my friends yell at me for it, IVE BEEN CALLED A WEEB SO ANIME FANS COME AT ME. I also like to dance and read cause technology isn’t everything kids. Hmm I enjoy playing video games, pc and console cause equality and I’ve been playing piano and guitar for almost all my life. Oh! last but not least I just enjoy puns and pickup lines so *wink wonk* be aware

anything else:

Cute people make me happy :)

That aside, hope you have fun with my power hungry, manipulative, asshole of a human

pyeps-deactivated20170414  asked:

now imagine, instead of every hero being a villain, its only saitama, hes just a villain for fun. he fights genos but slowly after each fight they get a connection together, but then genos is killed by another villain. the rest is up to you to think of wink wonk.

This reminds me of Levi’s line in ACWNR lol then Saitama be like

xxodalyscortezxx  asked:

I have an idea, what will the guys react if their s/o always makes shitty pick up lines?

Shu - “Hn woman… Why you just stick with traditional ways to seduce me…?” *snorts at you*

Reiji - *presses his glasses HARD in disapproval, Pigeon-chan not amused*

Ayato - *chuckles softly, ruffling your hair* “Pancakes, you are shit at tempting me, just stick your chest out and we will be fine.”

Laito - *chuckles softly* “Fufu~ I bet I can make worse pickup lines than you~” *wink wonks*

Kanato - *frowns, the grip on his fork tightening* “Doll… Do not continue.“

Subaru - *snorts at you, biting back a chuckle* “Tch, baka. Just be straight about it.”

Kino - *hums* “There is a party in my pants. And before you ask darling, yes, you are invited~”