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I literally searched Juggalette on google images and this showed up I shit you not.

i think i'm in friend-love with you 

Summer Ginger Apricot Wine Coolers

6 apricots, pitted & chopped
¼ cup ginger syrup depending on how sweet your apricots are
2 tbs. lemon juice
a few ice cubes
1 cup petite arvine or your sweet white wine, chilled
red currants and mint for garnish

1. In a blender combine apricots, ginger syrup, lemon juice, and ice.
2. Add in wine and blend again.
3. Pour over ice into a chilled glass, garnish with red currants and mint.
4. Sit back, relax, enjoy