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Dutch Provinces + what I know about them
  • Noord-Holland: Cheeseheads and fishermen. Amsterdam is full of arrogant potheads and annoying tourists that walk -200 miles per hour.
  • Zuid-Holland: The meadows are basically one big backyard for the big cities. German tourists are taking over Scheveningen. Also, greenhouses. Lots of them.
  • Utrecht: Welcome to train delay central.
  • Zeeland: This place is basically doomed to die first when the sea takes over. Also, clams.
  • Noord-Brabant: Everyone is friendly and most of the time, drunk. Carnaval is a big deal here. And it's above sea level, so it may save us all in the future.
  • Limburg: Full of spare Belgians who are hard to understand. And it has a mountain. Of sorts.
  • Gelderland: Fruit orchards. And forests. Miles and miles of forests. And there is an area that is literally called "back corner" where only country bumpkins live.
  • Overijssel: Lots of nice rivers and streams. And more farmers.
  • Drenthe: Does ANYONE actually live here? Also, hunebedden.
  • Groningen: Basically located in the Arctic Circle. Full of farmers and students.
  • Friesland: Only relevant when the Eleven Cities Tour starts again, and the last one was in 1997. Also, in their eyes they're not a Dutch province, but their own little country. Good luck, guys. You didn't even have a university for nearly 200 years.
  • Flevoland: The baby province, we drained it ourselves. Flat and boring and full of farms and windmills.

farmer mordred winter year 1: uuuuuugh I’m so boooooooored

farmer mordred winter year 2:HOLY FCKIN SHITTT FINALLY ITS WINTER……I CAN FINALLY LAY DOWN NEW PLOTS IN A SENSIBLE MANNER….