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Welcome to Night Vale

Episode 52 - The Retirement of Pamela Winchell

Which disguise was better?
  • Hiram McDaniels–literal 18 ft dragon with 5 heads–pretending to be a 5′8″ man named Frank Chen
  • Pamela Winchell wearing a false mustache and doing a comically absurd accent, commenting on what she believes opera is (which is pretty much just mono)
  • or Leann Hart hiding and talking in a very low voice, pretending to be a bagel wrapper (you jerk)