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Worry less about the person you once were. Or the person you dream you someday will be. Worry about the person you are now. Or don’t even worry! Just be that person. Be the best version of that person you can be. Be a better version than any of the other versions in any of the many parallel universes. Check regularly online to see the rankings.
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Welcome to Night Vale

Episode 52 - The Retirement of Pamela Winchell

Which disguise was better?
  • Hiram McDaniels–literal 18 ft dragon with 5 heads–pretending to be a 5′8″ man named Frank Chen
  • Pamela Winchell wearing a false mustache and doing a comically absurd accent, commenting on what she believes opera is (which is pretty much just mono)
  • or Leann Hart hiding and talking in a very low voice, pretending to be a bagel wrapper (you jerk)