win arms

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He has a 99.99% chance of stealing yo girl

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Here I present you with Eren Yeager beating up Reiner Braun with….no arms… xD

wife: *grabs my hand while giving birth*

me: *pivots my arm and slams it down on the bed* you think im gonna let you win an arm wrestling contest just because you’re having a baby? think again babe

Friendship with Mark, Ethan and Tyler might include

Originally posted by martziplier98

(( gif not mine - sPOON ))

(A/n): Guys I haven’t written anything Marvel in sixteen and half centuries

FRIENDSHIP WOULD INCLUDE;

  • Dick jokes
  • right off the bat
  • SPOON
  • editing for them
  • filming for them
  • talking for them
  • acting for them
  • literally being their bitch and complaining about it
  • Amy, Kathryn and yourself have an alliance
  • Literal girl squad goals
  • all six of you living together
  • you, Tyler and Ethan jokingly say “Eww!” whenever Amy and Mark doing something cute
  • collectively shipping Amyplier anyway
  • Tyler protective brother
  • Mark protective brother
  • Ethan the one you fuck shit up with
  • all the time
  • you two are a pair of satanic children
  • you once had a boyfriend
  • he was a prick
  • and then he disappeared
  • constantly calling them cute
  • them teasing you a lot
  • singing with Mark all the time
  • sharing a bathroom
  • civil war begins every morning
  • having Tyler be the one to listen to your obsessive rants
  • TEAM PRANK WARS
  • Tyler reaching stuff for you
  • empty insults
  • 24/7
  • “Mark, does dwarfism run in your gene pool?”
  • “I hope Edward Scissor Hands fists you, asshole.”
  • Ethan is such a puppy
  • You defending Ethan when Mark and Tyler pick on him
  • Kathryn and you judging them hard while filming
  • mom Tyler
  • Mark babying the fuck out of you when you get hurt
  • Them letting you win arm wrestles
  • Four way play-wrestling
  • “Fight me”
  • Team purple shirts
  • shipping Tythan
  • not being camera shy
  • honest respectful conversations
  • sometimes you will all share a room and have a sleepover
  • teaming up on Mark during tickle fights
  • random tackle hugs
  • “Who the fuck ate my leftovers?”

uuuumkay, no offense - but this is By Far the Best & Beefiest my sweet bara prince has ever looked -and I just want to know why the folks at voltron headquarters continue to taunt me with pics of him at this level of beef??? like what, exactly, the Fuck voltron team

The Gang Regroups
Griffin, Travis, Justin, and Clint McElroy
The Gang Regroups

guys. episode 68 was so good and a hell of a lot of things happened so here’s some highlights, except it’s not highlights it’s just one thing.

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Cute Couple Asks

THE BASICS
1. When did you both get together?
2. Who made the first move?
3. How long have you been a couple?
4. How did you first meet?
5. Were you already close friends before going out as a couple?
6. Are you/Were you ever in the same class at school?
7. Are you long-distance?
8. Are you in an open, regular or committed relationship?
9. Do you live together?
10. Are you engaged? If yes, describe your proposal. If no, what ring would you like?
11. Are you married? If yes, describe your wedding. If no, would you consider marriage?
12. Which one of you is older? What is the age difference?
13. Which one of you is taller? What is the height difference?
14. Do you share any of the same hobbies/interests/passions?
15. What fictional couples would you compare yourselves to?
16. Sum up your relationship in 6 words or less.
17. Doodle a little picture of you both as a couple.
18. Describe your relationship using only emoticons.
19. Share a cute photo of you both together.
ATTRACTION
20. Top 5 fav things about your partner.
21. Your partner’s top 5 fav things about you.
22. What physical traits do you find most attractive about your partner?
23. What physical traits does your partner find most attractive about you?
24. What personality traits do you find most attractive about your partner?
25. What personality traits does your partner find most attractive about you?
26. Do you hold hands in public? Any other public displays of affection?
27. List your top 3 turn-ons about your partner.
28. List your partner’s top 3 turn-ons about you.
29. How would you seduce your partner? How would they seduce you?
30. Innocently or not, where do you like your partner to touch you?
31. Describe your partner’s eyes.
32. Describe your partner’s hair.
33. Describe your partner’s smile.
34. What is your partner’s voice like?
35. What is your partner’s scent like?
36. How does your partner impress you? How do you impress them?
37. What outfit would you like to see your partner in? What would they like to see you wear?
38. Show your fav picture of your partner that they’ve posted online.
ROMANCE
39. Do you have cute pet names for each other?
40. What’s one of your favourite memories as a couple?
41. Describe your favourite date so far?
42. What’s the sweetest thing that your partner’s ever done for you?
43. Do either of you get jealous?
44. Is one of you protective of the other?
45. How do you both like to kiss?
46. How do you both like to cuddle?
47. What’s a gift that you’ve given to your partner? And one they’ve given to you?
48. Are you an openly mushy couple or a reserved couple?
49. Does one of you like to cook for the other?
50. Do you have unique ringtones/images for each other on your phones?
51. Have you ever had your initials written on a tree or in the sand?
52. What’s “your song”?
53. Do you own any items that are a special symbol of your relationship?
54. What did you both do for Valentine’s Day?
55. Do you express your love lavishly or discreetly?
56. What’s the funniest thing you can remember your partner doing?
57. Does thinking about your partner still give you butterflies?
58. What’s the weirdest part of your relationship?
BEING TOGETHER
59. Fav things to do together on a rainy day?
60. Fav things to do together on a sunny day?
61. Got any plans together for next week?
62. What’s your favourite thing to share together?
63. What did you do for your partner’s latest birthday? What did they do for yours?
64. Where would you like to go on holiday together?
65. You have a whole weekend to yourselves and 500 in cash- what do you do?
66. How would you comfort your partner on a bad day? How would they comfort you?
67. Where would you both get takeout together?
68. What’s the longest time you’ve been apart?
69. What things remind you of your partner? What things remind them of you?
70. Has your relationship changed at all since it first started?
71. Have you ever worked on a project together?
72. Have you both influenced each other in any way?
73. Have either of you made sacrifices for this relationship?
74. Has you discovered anything surprising about your partner?
75. How have you both made a positive impact on each other’s lives?
76. What do you both mutually agree is the most important part of your relationship?
EVERYDAY LIFE
77. What are the everyday things you both do to show you care about each other?
78. Do you follow each other’s blogs/twitter/instagram?
79. Is there a favourite place that you both frequently go to together?
80. What TV shows do you like to watch together?
81. How do you relax together?
82. What sleep positions do you tend to sleep together in?
83. Do you borrow each other’s clothes or other items?
84. Do you ever share the bathroom together?
85. How do you both keep in touch when you’re away from each other?
86. Do you share secrets between each other?
87. Do you rotate house chores or do you each have assigned chore duties?
88. Do you remember how your partner takes their coffee/tea/bar drinks?
89. What does your partner think of your Tumblr?
90. What characters do you play as together when playing multiplayer games?
COMPATABILITY
91. Are you both introverted/extroverted or opposites?
92. Who is the more dominant/submissive one?
93. What are some major differences between you both?
94. When are you both “in your element” together?
95. Who would win in an arm-wrestling contest?
96. What are each of your zodiac signs and how do they compare?
97. What are each of your MBTI types and how do they compare?
98. What are each of your Hogwarts houses and how do they compare?
99. If you were both in a dating sim, what character tropes would each of you be?
100. If you were both animals what would you be? Would you be the same animal?
101. How does your partner’s wardrobe differ from yours?
102. Have you ever both said something at the exact same time?
103. Rate your relationship on a scale of basic vanilla (1) to extremely kinky (10)
104. Mix your fav colour with your partner’s fav colour- what is the result?
105. If you were both ingredients, what would each of you be and what would be the resulting recipe? (e.g. PB & jelly sandwich)
106. Which of you would win in a Pokemon battle? Assign yourself and your partner a fitting Pokemon type (e.g. water, grass, poison etc). Are either of you super effective against the other?
CONFLICT
107. What happens when you argue with each other? How do you both make up?
108. What’s something that your partner does that annoys you? How do you annoy them?
109. What are some imperfections that you love about your partner?
110. What are some imperfections that your partner loves about you?
111. Has your partner ever accidentally hurt you? Have you accidentally hurt them?
112. Is there anything about you that your partner just doesn’t understand?
113. Is there anything about your partner that you just don’t understand?
114. When was the last time you cried about your relationship and why?
115. What is something you love that your partner hates?
116. What is something you hate that your partner loves?
117. When was the last time you had to apologise to your partner and why?
118. Do either of you get too clingy?
119. Do you have any insecurities about your relationship?
120. When was a time that your relationship was put to the test?
121. What would your partner have to do to make you end the relationship?
RELATIONS
122. Does your family approve of your relationship?
123. What do your friends think of your relationship?
124. How do you both act together around others as opposed to when you’re alone together?
125. How did you first reveal to people that you were going out?
126. Do you think you and your partner look similar to each other?
127. How does your partner treat you special compared to everyone else in their life?
128. Do you both have a mutual friend group, or only separate friendship groups?
129. What’s a common misconception about your relationship?
130. Has your relationship affected any of your relations with others?
131. Has anyone tried to sabotage your relationship?
132. Quote something somebody has said about your relationship.
133. Quote something somebody has said about your partner.
FUTURE
134. What do you hope for the future of your relationship?
135. If you both got married, what would you want your wedding to be like?
136. Can you imagine what your ideal home would look like?
137. Do you have kids/want to have kids? What would they be like?
138. If you could do anything for your partner what would you do?
139. Do you think you’ll still be together when you’re old and wrinkly?
140. Got any relationship advice?

Masterpost of my writing

This list will be updated, ships are written by ship names otherwise names together are completely platonic

Also this is for you all as you are waiting for my lazy ass to write your requests, enjoy

Fics - short and long

Imagines, bullet points/lists

  • Trini: I know you can climb faster than me.
  • Kimberly: So what if I can?
  • Trini: *narrows eyes* Why do you always let me win?
  • Kimberly: *shrugs* You like winning.
  • Trini: So what do you get out of it?
  • Kimberly: *smiles* I get to see you smile after winning.
  • Trini: *crosses arms* You're staring at my ass.
  • Kimberly: *nods in agreement* I'm staring at your ass.