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nhl players as iasip quotes

Wayne Simmonds: “FIRST I’m gonna take off my shirt, and THEN you’re gonna die!”

Jaromir Jagr: “Well, I don’t know how many years on this Earth I got left. I’m gonna get real weird with it.”

Zdeno Chara: “See, I’ve always got an A, B and C strike plan to get us out of any potentially life-threatening situation.“

Brad Marchand: “I browned out that evening.”

Tom Wilson: “I will SMASH your face into a- into a jelly!”

Tyler Seguin: “I shoulda popped my shirt off. Goddammit, really shoulda popped that shirt off.“

Brent Burns: “Wildcard, bitches! Yee-haw!”

Bobby Ryan: “Cat in the wall? Now you’re talking my language.”

Alexander Ovechkin: “I’m relaxing, I’m getting blackout drunk, and you’re leaving me alone.”

Ryan Getzlaf: “Let’s go toe to toe in bird law, and see who comes out the victor.”

Claude Giroux: “How much cheese is too much cheese?”

PK Subban: “A good hockey wig could put this thing over the top, man.”

Jamie Benn: “I’m a casual millionaire from Texas.”

Sidney Crosby: “You can’t patronize your captain. That’s a sea law.”

Carey Price: “And although I seem relaxed, I’m actually incredibly tense at all times.”

The American Dream (Team)

I pledge allegiance to the flag…
And to the holy trinity of America. 

I AM SO LATE FOR THIS PARTY IN THE USA.

Happy birthday to Steve! And happy birthday to America’s freedom though I am how many days late. OTL

Better late than never!
*Spreads love, freedom, and some fireworks*

Hope you guys like this!

“Uh, no we haven’t seen any vampires, right guys?”

Laura looks like an overly earnest kindergartner. 

And, oh man, LaFerry. Those faces. They look like toddlers pretending they hadn’t just been fingerpainting on the walls. Criminal masterminds, they’re not. 

Gabriel: Certainly! I am more than willing to help your “friend”.

Step 1- Make sure you have very limited contact with any of the Supernatural world.

You want to stay hidden? Talk. To. No. One. If anyone gets a whiff of who, what or where you are, you’re toast.

Step 2- When the solitude and loneliness begin to eat away at your very existence to the point where you have created a Volleyball with a hand print for a face named Wilson as your only friend and now even Wilson has, by some sick twist of fate, left you. NO WILSON WHY? WIIIILLLSSSSOOOON! Change your face and get new friends.

No one will recognize you and if you are skilled enough to make your friends believe that you were there from the very start, all the better.

Step 3- Make sure that if you are trying to pretend to be someone else that your counterpart is locked safely away where they can not foil your plan.

Step 4- Have fun! This is your life now! Even if the guilt about leaving is piling up because the end is nigh, it’s better than being the civilian casualty to your brothers’ war. Live your life, hook up with some gods/goddesses, enjoy the ride.

Just don’t let the Winchesters find you.