willrich: bros before hoes

There were these guys walking past me in our campus library, typical jocks with backward snapbacks and all and their conversation goes like this;
“Nah man, i just wanna be the gabriella to your troy, you know bro?”

I can only hope they’re happy in their bromance together.

Bro before hoes. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back after your hoe rips out your heart for no good reason. And you are nothing but great to your hoe, and you told her that she was the only hoe for you, and that she was better than all the other hoes in the world. And then… Then suddenly she’s not your hoe no mo’!
—  Michael Scott, the Office