TOM CRUISE: “A funny thing happened when we were shooting in Dubai. I can’t even describe the Renner Stretch. He’s got a copyright on the Renner Stretch. I laughed so hard when he did it for me. I said this has gotta go in this movie. I said you gotta show [director Brad] Bird. You gotta show Bird! It’s gotta go in right before this tunnel sequence we do. So it’s in the movie. I don’t think I could do the Renner Stretch justice, but he’s an actor who’s not afraid to do that and go there.” [x]


IMF Secretary: Unless you were to escape somewhere between here and the airport having assaulted Mr. Brandt and me.

Brandt: Sir?!

IMF Secretary: You would then illegally scrounge whatever material you could from a backup supple cache that I’ve overlooked, the same cache where your team are waiting for further orders.

Brandt: Sir you may want to re-

IMF Secretary: You will then disappear and this conversation never having taken place, your intentions would be unclear, but if anyone of your team is caught or killed they will be branded terrorists out to incite global nuclear war. 

That time William Brandt decided his life was fucked. 

And it only got worse.