william beckett in singapore

William came out twice before he actually played anything. The first time he came out his guitar couldn’t work and so

William: Ok come on, which one of you did it?
Everyone in the room: GABE. GABE DID IT.
William: *smiles*

And then the second time he comes out

William: *asks a bijillion questions at once*
Everyone: yes, no, yes, yes, no, yes
William: i’m hearing a jumble of yes’s and no’s. i’m asking too many questions rapidly aren’t i?
Me: yes. you need to slow down.
William: *plays the starting chord of slow down* Do you get it?
Me: omg
William: >;) maybe later

omg i cant.