“I think Pauseunpause should drop his girl for people in his life like me, who love and care for him more then everyone else and he should also stop forgetting to drink his juice. Signed Not OldManWillakers”
Sam and gilinsky are nerds in high school. Like..really sexy nerds, obvs. But they spend their free time building model planes and you decide you wanna fuck gilinsky so you find them after school and they’re in sams front yard doing robot wars with machines they made themselves and you ask gilinsky to tutor you in English. So he’s like super nervous and everything because girls don’t exactly affiliate with the geek squad. So, he’s super awkward and you teach him how to kiss and you suck him off and he’s like ‘gee willakers! Sam isnt going to believe this!’ But he has an asthma attack while you’re sucking him off and he had to use his inhaler.