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Updated: A Guide to Follow All True Crime Upcoming Projects

(Note: This post will be updated as new information comes. Feel free to message me if I’m missing something so I can add it)


“Beware the Slenderman”

Format: Documentary

Summary: Explores the case of two 12 year orld girls, Anissa Weier and Morgan Geyser, who stabbed another classmate inspired by the creepypasta of Slenderman, whom they thought was a real character.

Premieres: January 23d, in HBO.

“Casting JonBenet”

Format: Documentary.

Summary: It will focus on the fascination that exists with the unsolved murder of JonBenet Ramsey and how the case has shaped relationships between parents and their children since then. It will include interviews with people from Boulder, Colorado, who will talk about the impact the investigation had on the town.

Premieres: In April, on Netflix.

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As a part of their media blitz surrounding the release of the Dreamcast, Sega partnered with Limp Bizkit in 2000 to serve as one of the tour sponsors.

“Those who attended the shows had the opportunity to face off against a musician from Limp Bizkit in the Dreamcast version of Ultimate Fighting Championship, a session which was broadcast on a jumbo screen to an audience of fellow concertgoers. Signed Dreamcast systems were given away as prizes.”

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TRL Class of 1999 Photo, 1999

Members included Beyonce Knowles, Kelly Rowland, Britney Spears, Lenny Kravitz, Christina Aguilera, JC Chasez, Justin Timberlake, Chris Kirkpatrick, Lance Bass, Joey Fatone, Fred Durst, Puff Daddy aka P. Diddy, Carson Daly,  and Jennifer Lopez

Fred Durst

Fred Durst walked into a Lids.

The salesman jumped to attention. “Fred Durst!” he exclaimed. “We have just the red Yankees cap you’re looking for!” The salesman headed for the stockroom, but stopped at the sound of Fred’s voice.

“That won’t be necessary,” said the Limpest Bizkit of them all. “I’ve decided to wear a different sort of hat!”

The loud gasp of all of the mall’s customers was only matched by the roar of the undercover policeman’s pistol. Fred Durst’s body went limp and collapsed in a heap after the shot to the head.

The entire mall heaved a sigh of relief. Whoever that imposter was, it wasn’t Fred Durst, despite having his driver’s license and fingerprints and DNA. Fred Durst only wore red Yankees hats and would never change.

The imposter’s body was thrown into the mall’s fountain and is still there today, Wednesday.

But the thing about Marilyn - who’s a good friend of mine and whom I adore, he’s a fiercely intelligent, fucking hugely talented individual - is that he’s taking America on with his music and he’s criticizing American culture. It reminds me very much of Jello Biafra and the Dead Kennedys, who I was a big fan of as a teenager. The world needs Marilyn Manson, you know. The world doesn’t need Fred Durst.
—  Brian Molko, Montreal Mirror - 26 April 2001

Durst loves Russia, and Russia loves him back. In 2015, he and Limp Bizkit toured throughout the country, hitting every city they could. Soon after Russia forcefully snatched Crimea from Ukraine, Crimea’s leader put out an open letter declaring his vision to turn Crimea into “the new Beverly Hills” and his hope that Western celebrities would make the land their new home. Durst sent a letter back saying he wanted to be a part of that vision, offering to produce movies and TV shows for the up-and-coming hostilely-taken-over chunk of land to help create a “great future of Crimea and Russia.” Russia is super proud that they’ve been able to snatch Durst from American hands, like they couldn’t just do it by promising him a six-pack of Coors and a lifetime supply of Dickies.

Sure sounds like Fred Durst has become a Russian propagandist, and not just to my ears: Ukraine, still reeling from having a chunk of itself stolen by Russia, caught wind of all this Fred Durst nonsense, so they banned him for five years “in the interests of guaranteeing the security” of the country.

For years we’ve all known Fred Durst is a threat to our security, but Ukraine is the only country with the balls to make it official.

Fred Durst, Banned From Ukraine: 5 Sad Where Are They Nows

Why does my brain do this?

Come along friends and strangers on this crazy train of thought that is my mind and how I came to the art that you most looked at before reading this text. (Its okay, I forgive you) I was sitting in my schools computer room trying to kill time between classes, I decided to watch a particular funny youtube video I enjoy.

A classic.

While I enjoying the video I had sudden interest to draw something and before I knew it, I rented a tablet from the school library and sat down and began to draw. I doodle this and that, some of my oc’s practicing with colors and such. But then Inspiration smacked me in the back of the head.

I remembered one of my previous posts were of Lincoln Loud of the titular Loud House reannacting a scene from another of Jontron’s pieces of work. I then to try drawing Lincoln playing CSGO, but I wondered, I pondered, I befuddled, I looked in my thesaurus for another word that meant “to think, who… would play H3H3?

And it came to me…. Steven Universe.

Truly… I have gone mad….

TLDR

Duh, I got bored so I drew some shit.