Agent: So, Katie, there’s a role you might be interested in….
Is she tragic? Is she suffering? Is she pining? Is she gay? Could she be gayer? Does she need a huge hug? Does she deserve the world but no one seems to be giving it to her? Is she a little shady? Does she have a dark side? Is she too fabulous despite all of that? Does she die? Bitch sign me up. When’s the audition? (x)
“Truthfully, Mr. Brown, I didn’t care much for my husband. He was a wretched man, it’s a relief he’s gone. Now I can run
the business properly. You tell your Mr. Grant that if he wants my company he’ll have to murder me too.”