will you two stop flirting and bickering

dating yuta!!

yALL READY FOR THIS

also thank you @that-little-asian for helping me w trying to find ideas

and @jaeminnana for trying to help w my master list (even tho it still doesn’t work rip) 

3/? for the nct dating series

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- oK ofc i always gotta start off on how y'all start dating

- aight so you and yuta are on this co ed rep soccer team (also knows as the best)

- and y'all r both the best on the team

- so u guys are always competing for the #1 spot

- its pretty serious lmao

- “iM BETTER”

- “NO U AINT IM BETTER”

- “BUT YOURE SHORT”

- “what the fuck does that have to do wi- you know what? never mind” - you

- YOU GUYS EVEN COMPETE ON WHO CAN SHOW UP AT PRACTICE FIRST

- secretly though, yuta has the biggest crush on you 

- same w you

- y'all r good at hiding your feelings tho

- yuta didn’t really interact with you outside of soccer he wanted to tho

- you guys have 0 classes together 

- bUT ITS FINE CAUSE SOCCER TAKES UP LIKE EVERYDAY OF THE WEEK BEFORE SCHOOL AND AFTER

- anyway back onto the story

- so yuta goes to his friends (the other guys on the team) and you go to your friends (the girls on the team)

- “gUYS I LIKE YUTA”

- “gUYS I LIKE Y/N”

- “WE KNEW IT” - everyone

- so they devise a plan to get you guys together (without y'all knowing cause ur blinded by love)

- so during the next practice, jaehyun “accidentally” bodychecks yuta who falls onto of you

- his arms are on either side of your head and his legs are in between yours

- BOTH OF YOUR FACES ARE SO RED

- your heart bbbeats

- “,,,,,you can uh-like- get up now” - you

- “SHIT SORRY”

-  both of ur faces r so red

- he just awkwardly helps you up and you guys have moment

- like y'all r staring into each others eyes

- what u didn’t know though is that the rest of the team filmed it

- even the coach was in on it cause everyone ships u two

- time skip

- after that moment, y'all stopped bickering

- now its shAMELSS FLIRTING

- “hey bbygirl ;)” - nakamoto yuta

- ITS EVEN WORSE THAN UR FIGHTS

- YALL ARENT EVEN DATING STILL

- but that changed on one very special day

- aka the day he asked you to prom

- aka the best day of your life

- HE MISSED A SOCCER PRACTICE TO DECORATE YOUR LOCKER

- with like hearts n memes

- and when u opened it, it says “go to prom w me loser”

- YOU ALMOST CRIED

- THEN YOU TUrnED AROUND AND YUTA HAD FLOWERS AnD IS CHEEKILY SMILING AT YIU DSHDSKSHBC HOW COULD YOU NOT ACCEPT

- ok so now y'all r technically dating

- and when he goes to your house to pick u up he had to do a double take

-you!!were!!gorg!!

- you almost fell down the stairs lmaoaoao

- cause he was so handsome (not like he isn’t everyday though)

- he gives like the best kisses

- THE BEST KISSES

- not to rough, but not too slow ya feel

- and he is so caring for you

- like he always asks in between periods how you’re feeling and ugh goals

- once a guy from another school tried to hit on u during a tournament

- yUTA LoST IT

- “hey you. this girl is my girl friend so if you bippity back the fuck off that’d be great” 

- that was just quick sample

- all the girls love him and can’t get over the fact that he’s taken

- the always hug him and cling onto him and he’s like 

- “ewwwww’

- cause the only one doing that should be you

- he accidentally tripped u during practice one day

- “omg baby r u ok?!’

- “do you want me to carry you babe?

- sO NICEE

- yo but he is so cocky and shit sometimes

- like he doesnt even try to tone down his flirting w u

- “those shorts look good, but they’d look even better in the storage room floor ;)))” - yuta

- u aint gonna disagree w that

- cause sexy time with yuta is the best time

- its either super rough n hot or sweet n caring there is no in between

- you’re not complaining though

- y'all r still competitive w soccer though

- “bAbe get out of my way”

- “nah babe i got this”

- “gET OUT OF THE WAY”

- “BUT IM BETTER THAN YOU”

“SHUT THE FUCK UP” - everyone

- its the hard knock life for u guys

- his lock screen is a photo of you after a soccer game with the first place medal

- you just looked so good

- you had like a loose ponytail, a flushed face, and a smile so big it would rival his “healing smile”

- yours is the same (him with the first place medal, a flushed face, big smile) cause y'all r like that

- this girl once tried to steal him away from you

- HAHAHAH SHE’S DUMB

- he literally told her “stop trying to be hot, you’re not y/n’

- she cried and ran away

- lol 00ps

- YUTA LOVES HOLDING YOUR HAND

- “yours first perfectly with mine”- him

- “bitch no ur hands r sweaty” - you

- you guys are both so petty,,,,,,people wonder how u can stand eachother

- LMAO HE LOVES YOU THOUGH

- when!he!first!said!i!ove!you!

- cutest thing ever

- it was your 500 day anniversary 

- and he came to practice w a bunch of flowers and gave u the biggest hug

- he spun u around and was like

- “god i love you so much”

- you almost peed ur pants

- the coach almost peed their pants

- the team almost peed their pants

- the school almost peed their pants

- ANYWAY

- your first date was a mess though lol

- he set up this picnic and EVERYTHING IT WAS SO SWEET

- bUT NOPE

- HE TRIPPED OVER HIS OWN FEET AND DROPPED THE BASKET CONTAINING ALL THE FOOD

- then it rolled down a hill and was never to be seen again

- “jfc yuta”- everyone including himself

- bUT YALL WENT OUT FOR SUSHI AND IT WAS A GR9 EXPERIENCE 

- in conclusion

- yuta is a babe and everyone should love him

- he deserves everything and all the love in the world

- osaka prince <3

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THANK YOU GUYS FOR READING! I APPRECIATE IT SM :)

by the way i know my master list is rly messed up, I’ve been trying to fix it for like 2 hours but its not working :( 

ALSO I MAY MAKE A FANFIC BASED ON THIS PLOT!!! STAY TUNED :)))

- emma

Lake House Love Affairs//Stiles Stilinski & Malia Tate

I am absolutely in love with this story, this is a collab with @justsohappensiimagined (I don’t know if it will tag her, but PLEASE check her out!) She’ll be posting part 2 and then she’ll throw it back to me for part 3

Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Lydia Martin, Malia Tate, Liam Dunbar, Hayden Romero, Mason Hewitt, Scott McCall, Theo Raeken, Isaac Lahey, Corey Bryant, Kira Yukimura, Werewolf!Reader.

“Holy crap, this is gonna be awesome.“ Stiles exclaimed from the backseat. You rolled your eyes at the spastic boy.

“Stiles, we’re going to Lydia’s lake house, not Dubai. Calm down.” Derek chuckled at him.

“Yeah, but this is a supernatural free weekend. No fighting Dread Doctors, or La Bête du Gevaudan, or freaking Nogitsunes,” he shuttered at the last evil thing he listed, “we can all just be normal.” He finished.

You give him a pointed look, “Stiles, you’re the only human here, and yet you’ve been possessed while the rest of us are either werewolves or something else.”

“I mean…yeah..but I was still something.” Stiles cocks an eyebrow.

“Just because you were possessed doesn’t make you supernatural. You don’t even remember 98% of your possession.” Isaac pops up from the third row of seating.

“Isaac, I swear to God…” Stiles says under his breath.

“Both of you shut up. You’ve been fighting the whole way here.” Derek groans.

“Are we there yet?” You look over at Scott and he chuckles.

“Ten more minutes.”

Everyone in the car groans collectively.

You hear a loud beep. “Recalculating.” The GPS states monotonously. You all groan even louder.

“Derek, this is the sixth time this has happened!” Malia exclaimed from beside Issac.

“Either you’re a really shitty driver, or this thing is stalling us so we run out of gas in the middle of nowhere and get eaten by backwoods hillbillies.” You told Derek.

The driver rolled his eyes. Stiles laughed at your comment, clutching his stomach. A small blush formed on your face, making you tighten your smile. Even though the GPS had recalculated your route, Derek was proven truthful as you arrived ten minutes later. Scott and Stiles practically jumped out of the car, even though it wasn’t in park.

“Oh my God, fresh air.” You take a deep breath as you step out.

Lydia runs out the door, “What took you guys so long?” She crosses her arms.

You stretch your legs, the feeling starting to return. “Ask Derek.”

He rolls his eyes as he gets out, “The GPS recalculated..we drove in circles for a bit.”

“I told you we’d been past that tree before!” Stiles shouts and shakes his head.

She sighs, “Come inside. There’s beer in the fridge. I assume you’re here to party.” She turns on her heel and walks inside.

“She’s in a mood.” Malia mutters as she passes you, her bag over her shoulder.

You grab your bag from the back. “Tell me about it.”

You walk inside, Scott and Stiles trailing behind you. You quickly rush to the kitchen, finding Liam, Hayden, Mason and Corey. “Ah, fresh fish!” You smiled. “Y/N, we’re sophomores now.” Mason told you. You stood in front of him, grinning. “Yeah, but you’re about as tall as a fourth grader. Suck it up.” You shrugged, brushing past him and to the refrigerator.

Hayden giggled at your comment, earning a smile from Liam. “Where’s Kira?” You asked Lydia as she walked into the room. “Upstairs unpacking.” Lydia said quickly, running to stop Stiles from playing with a vase. You giggled at the two.

“You guys are adorable.” You smile and shake your head, hitching your bag up a bit.

“Us? We’re adorable? Lydia and I? We’re an us?” Stiles fumbles over his words.

“We’re not an us.” She glances between the two of you, an unreadable look on her face.

“Yeah..we aren’t a thing. Just an FYI, y'know…just telling you.” He tries to lean back and play off his awkwardness.

You smile, a bit of relief rushing over you. You’d always thought he was interested in Lydia. You’d misread things.

“Hey, Lyd?”

“Yeah, Y/N?”

“How are we splitting up bedrooms?”

“I actually didn’t think of that.” She muttered. “Okay, well we have two rooms down here to Hayden and Liam could stay in one and Mason and Corey in the other. Is that cool guys?” She asked them. They nodded.

“Lydia, I unpacked in your room.” Kira said coming downstairs.

“Well, that settles me and Kira. Stiles?” Lydia questioned.

Stiles snapped his head away from the vase Lydia told him to leave alone, scratching the back of his neck awkwardly. “Uh–pft, Scott?” Stiles said shakily. Scott chuckled before nodding his head.

“Y/N and I could bunk together.” Malia said from the couch.

You shrug, Malia smiling at you, “Good with me. What about Isaac and Derek? Wait and Theo?” You spot him from across the room, he’s been silent since you arrived. You grab your bag and stand up, looking around and counting heads. “Maybe we should’ve thought this through a little bit more.” You chuckle as Isaac and Derek both give Theo a look.

“I don’t wanna bunk with you, no offense dude.” Isaac shakes his head at Theo.

“I second that notion.” Derek raises a finger.

You give Theo an apologetic glance, “Sorry..”

“Nice to know everyone likes me.” Theo rolls his eyes.

“Hey, I like you.” You said softly, lightly nudging him.

“Really?” He scoffed, leaning back against the wall.

You nodded. Everyone had went off to their rooms, unpacking and getting settled in. “Yeah.” You shrugged. “I know you’ve done some pretty shady shit in the past,” you managed to make him laugh, “but you’ve changed, I hope. I think you’re one of the good guys.” You smiled.

“Thanks, Y/N.” Theo said softly.

You smiled before making your way upstairs with Malia. Walking in, you didn’t expect her to be changing. “Oh, God. I’m sorry!” You gasped, seeing her rip off her shirt.

She doesn’t react, she’s still a little iffy on social cues. You do see a small blush spread across her face from your reaction.

She slips a loose tank top on, pulling her hair up over it, “It’s okay.” She smiles.

You feel your face heat up, you’re blushing so hard you’re almost cold. “Jesus, I should probably knock.” You sigh as you run a hand through your hair. You made this situation way more awkward than it should’ve been.

“I..um…” You point behind you. “Should go do something..I think.”

“You smell like..anxiety…” She glances at you, her eyebrow raised. “And arousal?”

“Kay, bye!” You said quickly, making your way back down the stairs. You sighed heavily before turning into the kitchen. A force pushed you back a little, causing you to gently hit the wall. “Ah, crap! I’m so sorry, Y/N. I didn’t see you there.” Stiles apologized.

“I-It’s cool. It was my fault. I should’ve been paying attention.” You shrugged, your mind still lingering on shirtless Malia.

Why am I even thinking about that? God, Y/N, stop it. “Well, uh,” Stiles stuttered, “I was gonna go chill out back with Derek and Scott. Would you like to join me—I mean, us? Would you like to join us?” Stiles asked you.

You nodded your head. “Yeah. Yeah of course.”

You follow him outside, trying to clear your thoughts.

The minute you step outside Scott and Derek’s head pop up, their eyes follow you as you sit down, a curious look on both of their faces.

“What uh…what were you doing in there?” Scott raised an eyebrow.

“Oh, I uh..I-I bumped into Y/N in the kitchen.” He nods.

“Literally.” You try to deflect, knowing all too well they smelled the arousal on you too.

You rock in the hammock, the swaying making you feel a bit more at ease. Stiles comes and sits beside you, the hammock shifting to the side.

“Hey, Stilinski.” You smiled up at him.

He sighed, putting one arm behind his head, and holding a beer in the other. “Y/L/N.” He grinned. “The guys want to order pizza, but they couldn’t decide so they sent me to ask you what you wanted instead.” He told you.

Craning your neck up to look at the whiskey eyed boy, you hummed in though. “Pineapple.” You answered happily.

“What? Pineapple? On pizza? Are you serious?” He asked bewildered. You nodded. You yelled to Scott what you wanted, and the boys agreed. “I can’t believe you eat pineapple on pizza. What sort of monster are you?” Stiles gawked.

“I’m a werewolf.” You answered, your eyes glowing yellow.

He rolls his eyes, “Wow. That’s news to me.” He says monotonously.

You swat his arm, “Don’t be a smart ass.”

“Do you know who you’re talking to?” He rubs his arm where you hit him.

You mimic his voice, “Do you know who you’re talking to? You sound like Jackson.”

He feigns hurt feelings, “I can’t believe you just said that to me.” He pouts as he places his hand on his arm.

“Aw, you poor baby.” You laugh, looking over at him. “Do you want me to kiss it and make it better?” You glance at the spot on his arm, no sign of bruising, much less redness.

“Are you flirting with me?” He squinted his eyes, a small smirk playing at his lips.

“Please, who would flirt with you?” Issac questioned, laying on the other side of you. Stiles made a face of disgust towards the blue eyes boy. This is going to be interesting. “Oh, go sit on a cactus.” Stiles scoffed, taking a swig of his beer.

“Bite me.” Isaac retorted.

“Eat me.” Stiles spat.

“Kiss my ass.” Issac responded.

“Would you two stop acting like a bunch of babies?” You shouted, their bickering becoming quite annoying with you in the middle.

“He started it!” Stiles huffed.

“I don’t care who started it, just both of you piss off.” You groan. Isaac smirks and scoots closer to you, wrapping an arm around your shoulder. “Sorry, Y/N.” He says your name lowly and you flick your eyes upward.

“Isaac?” You lean into him.

“Hmm?” He looks down at you.

“Don’t say my name like that.”

“Like what?”

“All dark and sexy. It has zero effect on me.”

“Okay, fine. But answer this…would you sleep with me?”

“Where the hell is that coming from?” You sit up and he smirks.

“Answer the question.”

You purse your lips, thinking. “Under the right circumstances I guess. What the hell is your problem?” You laugh.

You hear Stiles grunt from behind you as Isaac smirks.

“But then again, I also like pineapples on my pizza. So who’s so say I won’t be delirious when it happens.” You smirk at Issac. Stiles turned to grin at you, a huge smile coming to view. ​

Issac’s face fell with confusion and hint of anger. “Whatever.” He scoffed. ​

Stiles teased him, “What’s wrong? Did the baby get his feelings hurt?” ​

Issac shot him a glare, “Shut up, Stiles. I’ve gotten more than you can get in two months.

“Wow. Amazing. It’s like you’re trying to be an asshat.” Stiles retorted, his words slurred a little bit. Issac walked back towards us, Stiles instinctively standing up to face him. God dammit. You knew this was going to happen. Stiles and Issac under the same roof for a week? The couldn’t even last five minutes without insulting each other. ​

“If you’re going to keep running your mouth like that, I can think of a few ways to make you shut up.” Issac threatened.​

“Oh, I’d be happy to prove you wrong?” Stiles said lowly.

“Yeah?”

“Yeah.”

It was then that Issac punched Stiles square in the jaw. ​

You finally moved from the hammock, running towards the fight. “Issac, stop!” You yelled. Stiles turned back to Issac, tackling him to the ground. Stiles shuffled upwards before continually punching Issac. “Stiles! Stop!” You screamed louder. Derek and Scott rushed to pull Stiles off of the bleeding boy underneath him.

Everyone else rushed outside as They managed to pull Stiles up. Issac’s face was bruised and bloody as you knelt beside him. “Oh, goodness.” You gasped. “I’ll heal.” He muttered, standing up as Derek examined his face. ​

“Stiles, are you alright?” You heard Scott ask. You spun to look at the dimpled boy. You never knew Stiles could get that angry, or hit with such a force.

“Let’s get you inside.” You tell Stiles, pulling his arm along. “Are we just gonna ignore what he did?!” Issac yelled to you. You stopped, turning around eyes ablaze. “Walk it off.” You growled through gritted teeth.

“Are you kidding me? Tell me you’re kidding!” You push him inside and slam the door closed. “What kind of idiot gets into a fight with a werewolf? God, Stiles!” ​

He sighs and runs his hand over his face, “He was flirting with you.” He mumbles. ​

“And?” You cross your arms, “I’m not your girlfriend, Stiles. People can flirt with me. I’m single.” ​

He sighs and looks at his feet, “That’s the problem.” He says under his breath.​

“What?” You drop your arms and look at him.​

“I…I didn’t plan on doing this here..now…or probably ever, but, Y/N I have feelings for you. Deep, strong feelings.” ​

“Stiles..“​

“Don’t say anything yet.” He says quickly. “I just want everything to be a little more clear here. I don’t expect anything from you, I just want you to know.”

You squint at him, your chest flittering. “You have feelings for me?”

“Don’t forget the deep and strong part.” He bites his lip.

“For how long?” You raise an eyebrow.

“What?”

“How long have you had feelings for me, Stiles?”

Imagine...

This was a drabble inspired by this post by @uncharted-imagines because 1) the idea of sam and nate fighting over you is glorious and 2) someone needed to write it B) 

 Hope you like! xx

Words: 1324


The Drake Brothers were undoubtedly an inseparable pair. You had been alongside the boys as they grew through their delinquency at St. Francis Orphanage, after they came back from a trip to Columbia, and now. Five years’ difference between them, Sam and Nathan disagreed on many things. They fought about food, plans, almost everything that came across their path. But there was one thing you never thought they would fight over.

They fought over you.

Nate was the youngest of the two, only 22, yet the most sensitive and innocent of the two.

Samuel was the eldest, at 27 years and was the typical, flirtatious, older brother. 

Watching them grow up was entertaining, the pre-pubescent awkwardness of each boy blatantly obvious by the pimple filled faces and scrawny bodies. When they were younger, Sam was the first to grow out of his amateur ways, but Nathan was soon to follow.

To your benefit, they both grew up to be exceptionally handsome, the years of climbing around the inner city and Columbia toning their bodies, and giving them time to develop into the attractive young men they were today.

The day you found out that they both had feelings for you was the night they invited you to one of Victor’s black tie events. They were accompanying him in a heist, yet they both had intentions to finally tell you how they felt, unknowing of each other’s plans.

The party was unlike one you had ever seen, the elegance of the room overtaking your senses. Sam and Nate, however, were not fazed by the party. Instead they were both focused on you.

Sam was the first one to make a move, bringing you a glass of champagne with a smile. You took it and thanked him, before he slid his hand on down your spine as you followed him to a secluded corner.

Sam was always a handsy guy, and it was obvious to you as you watched him flirt with girls in grade school and with his former partners. He was also one to use his words to charm, and you picked up on his motive as he started talking to you.

“You look beautiful tonight.” He scanned your body, savoring each glance of how the dress you wore hugged your body.

You pressed your lips together after taking a sip out of the crystal glass.

“Are you saying I’m not beautiful every other night?” You faked your offense.

Sam became flustered and it was eminent in his facial expression. He shook his head quickly, reaching and touching your shoulder.

“No, no, no, that’s not what I meant at all! You’re always beautiful, just tonight you look—“ He stuttered, the look of panic on his face fading as he noticed you laughing.

“Yeah, very funny. Keep laughing. I was actually trying to be nice and compliment you.” He teased, and you sipped the champagne once again.

“It was nice. Very sweet of you.” You leaned against the wall and tilted your body towards Sam, watching him examine your body once more. It only made him more nervous.

“I have plenty more where that came from.” Sam moved closer to you, his arm brushing against yours as you both glanced out to the crowd.

Your eyes stayed fixed on moving bodies as you heard Sam begin to speak once more.

“You know, after knowing you for so long, I’m surprised you’re still single.”

You turned your head, the confused look on your face causing Sam’s eyes to widen at the fault in his words. He really was nervous.

“No, that’s not what I meant.” He corrected himself. “I just—how are you still single?”

You pursed your lips as you watched him make a fool of himself. This wasn’t the smooth-talking Samuel Drake you knew. Somethings was off.

“Sam, what is going on?” You asked, touching his arm and he took a deep inhale.

“Y/N, I’ve—“ He paused, thinking about his words before continuing. “I’ve had feelings you for awhile…”

Your arm slid down his arm and he stared out into the crowd as he talked.

“Growing up with you and having you by my side all this time made me realize how much you actually mean to me…”

You smiled softly at Sam when your attention was brought to Nathan who pushed his way through the groups of people, calling your name.

Disappointment flushed Sam’s face as Nate began to speak.

“Sully wants to show you something for a sec.” Nathan said, and you looked to Sam before he nodded you off.

You walked alongside Nate and Sam went back to the bar, ordering a stronger drink.

“What does he want to show me?” You asked, and Nate shook his head.

“Nothing, I just needed an excuse to take you for a second without Sam knowing.”

Clever.

You followed Nathan out onto the balcony, where the both of you were secluded and alone. The sound of crickets was the only noise and your eyes were drawn to the openness of the sky.

“Breathtaking, isn’t it?”

You nodded and set your glass on the marble railing, crossing your arms and leaning forward. You looked over the balcony and Nathan followed your motions, his arms brushing against yours, just like Sam’s had.

“So, what did you want to talk to me about?” You asked, and Nate silently enveloped your hand in his.

Your eyes glanced at your hand and met with Nathan’s gaze, and you felt your breath stifle as you realized what was about to happen.

“It’s funny to think that we’ve known each other for so long but I’m only now getting feeling like this.” He laughed, trying to shake off the nervousness in his voice.

You stayed quiet, listening to what Nathan had to say. The band had changed songs to a more upbeat tune and it was muffled by the doors closing you off from the inside.

“I really, really think you’re amazing.” He said, and it left you with a smile. “I just don’t know if you feel—“ Nate was interrupted by the doors opening outside, the band’s music flooding onto the balcony.

“There you are!” Victor exclaimed, walking out onto the balcony.

Nathan let your fingers slide out of his and you gave Victor a smile as he stood by your side.

“Nate, Sam wants to tell you something, he’s at the bar.” Sully said, tucking his hand under his arm and taking a drag from his cigar.

Nathan left without a word, giving you a last glance before turning away. Sam was watching from the bar, his eyes following Nate as he made his way across the room. Sam said something inaudible, and stood up to walk to Nate.

“You figure it out yet?” Victor asked, pressing his back against the railing, watching the boys bicker inside.

“Yeah…” You said, watching intently as the two continued to argue.

“They don’t shut up about you.” He exhaled the smoke into the air and crossing his legs. “I’ve never seen two boys fight over someone’s affection as much as they fight over yours.”

You shook your head in disbelief with a smile. Sure, the boys had their share of innocent flirting and playful banter with you, but you never thought it would lead to them fighting over your affection.

You watched as they stopped talking inside, both turning to the door and looking past the crowd at you and Sully.

You waved, giving them a smile from behind the glass doors, and the two waved back, love-stricken smiles on their faces.

You and Sully saw Nathan turn back to Sam and begin to speak again, unknowing of what he said.

“She totally waved at me.” Sam took a confident sip out of his glass.

“No, she was definitely looking and waving at me.”

“Her eyes weren’t even looking at you!”

“They sure as hell weren’t looking at you!”

anonymous asked:

Can I please have a ship. I enjoy classical music; I belong in the 1800s/1900s I would like a male vampire,werewolf, and human. I love shakespeare and Starbucks coffee. I love all things elegant and vintage. If i could wear dresses for the rest of my life I would, Also romantic novels are my drug and I am very old fashioned when it comes to dating I want to be courted :) I also have this crazy idea that the first man I kiss will be my husband! Can you explain your reasoning, thank you!!

You’re welcome dearie! Hope you like it! 

Your vampire mate would be Jasper

Originally posted by belovedfaces

Among other things, I think Jasper deals with a sort of culture shock, from how quickly things have changed over the last 150 years. He spent his early vampire years essentially consumed by Maria, and then the years after consumed by a hunger he could not control, and guilt over the people he was hurting. When Alice found him and he was finally able to enjoy the simple things in life, he found that the world had changed. Music, literature, the way people talked and acted. This is why he would love you. You’re very old fashioned in a way that Jasper could appreciate. While Alice (who would absolutely still be his best friend) is showing him the finer things of the 21st century, like IPods and his motorcycle, he gets to visit the old days with you. He’s totally old-fashioned when it comes to dating. If you asked to be courted, he may laugh out of surprise but he would certainly respect your wishes and would love going through the motions of an old-fashioned courtship. He loves music and literature (especially the classics) so you spend a lot of time just sitting quietly together and listening to old records or reading. And you may like or dislike history but you love it the way Jasper tells it, and he searches his past for beautiful stories to tell you everyday, just to see the look it puts on your face. The two of you are completely compatible and essentially, you bring him home. 


Your werewolf mate would be Seth

Originally posted by sorakosama

Seth would adore you! The two of you probably met because he was failing his english class and you offered to help him out. Of course, he’s boisterous and hyper, which may not sit well with you at first, but if you manage to tear him away from his pack for a while you would find that he’s also honest, intelligent, and an excellent listener. He’s not much for reading or classical music himself, but after long days he loves to come to your house and just curl up beside you and whatever you’re reading or listening to. Sometimes you read to him while he falls asleep. I also get the feeling that Seth is a total romantic so while he likes to take you to things like campfires and cookouts on the Reservation and maybe even a movie or two, he would adore your old-fashioned ideas when it comes to dating. He would respect any and all of your boundaries, and listen to many a literary rant you may have, and he loves trying thing you like! The two of you would be the cutest couple to the werewolves and the vampires, and anyone else who saw you. He doesn’t share your interests quite as much as Jasper would but the two of you are still wholly devoted to one another and there’s something about the two of you that just works.  

Your human mate would be Mike! 

Originally posted by bloodyimprint

Your first impression of Mike Newton would kind of be like Seth but worse. Especially since, much like with Bella, he was all over you at first. He’s obnoxious and tries way too hard, and is one of those boys that will do anything to try and woo you. It’s when he finally gives up on trying to date you that you actually see how sweet he is. Mike is the guy friend you never expected to fall for. You have high standards as far as what you want in a gentlemen caller (as you should!) and, to be honest, Mike’s probably fallen short on all of those standards at least once. But it’s never stopped him from trying. He’s a total dork and while he’s a natural flirt, he’s never given up on making you his. And once you are his, he won’t look at anyone else. You and Mike are total opposites. This will lead to disagreements and bickering, and even a serious fight or two, but you two always end up finding each other. 

anonymous asked:

Attraction for Naruto and Sasuke please?

i hope you’ll like this!


10 Stages Of Love - Attraction

Originally posted by bokumetsu

NARUTO

You hold the bento you made in your hands, nervousness fills you up and you gulped. “What if he doesn’t like it?” You ask yourself, your cheeks a blushing red and you begin to stall around; you see Sakura, his teammate in the distance. Maybe she knows where Naruto is, she’s his teammate after all.

  “Sakura, do you know where Naruto is?” You ask, your eyes scanning across the room with a bento in your hands. Sakura gives you a teasing smile as she begins to nudge your shoulder, “Are you going to confess?” A smirk tugs at her lips, you shake your head and blush lightly.

“It’s not that,” you reply, “I owe him lunch because he offered to buy me a large Ramen bowl.”

“Oh,” her lips forms into the shape of an O and she nods in understanding. “Naruto’s with Sai and Yamato over there in the corner.”

After thanking her, you continue walking to the corner and see Naruto laughing gleefully; honestly seeing him so happy fills your heart with joy. “Naruto,” you greet him, giving him kind smile. He looks at you and he begins to smile brightly, you swore you’ve seen a small blush on his cheeks.

“[Name]!” He greets back, he walks his way towards you; Sai and Yamato gives him a teasing look before they continue on to their chatting or whatever they were doing.

You handed him the bento and grinned. “I hope you’ll like this,” you muttered, rubbing the back of your neck as you watch him open the lid; the reaction you get from him was nice, seeing his mouth water at the sight of the food you made just for him. “Wow! Thank you so much, [Name]! You’re really kind, you know that? And it’s so delicious! You should teach me your cooking skills sometime.”

“M-Many people have told me that,” you smiled sheepishly, “but thank you.”

You both conversed for minutes which felt like hours and none of you wanted to stop. As you were about to tell him how you felt, a loud voice boomed from outside. You didn’t know if it was Sakura’s voice or Ino’s; either way, it was really loud.

“Come on you two lovebirds! Everyone’s waiting for you here!” A voice was heard, and you both look at each other with red faces. “L-Lovebirds?” You ask to yourself, oh my god.

“L-Let’s go,” said Naruto and you nodded. After meeting up with them, they bombard you both with teases and questions like “so, are you both a thing now?’; much to your and Naruto’s embarrassment.


Originally posted by osakaxkobe

SASUKE

  Silence filled the air between the both of you. Juugo, Karin and Suigetsu are taking too damn long preparing their stuff. And knowing how they knew about your developing feelings for the duck-butt Uchiha, they will do anything to get you two together, alone; they’ve also heard about Sasuke liking someone— so it might be you, he said he didn’t have time for romance but boy– he’s a funny jokester. “Just where are they?” He finally asked.

“I’m not sure,” you answered, “they said they’d be preparing their stuff but it has almost passed an hour. Karin’s probably arguing with Suigetsu again.”

“Oh, I see.” He said after a couple of seconds and again, there was that awkward silence that you hated oh so much. It was always difficult to get him into a friendly conversation; he’d always cut it off and get back to his business.

“Sasuke?” You looked up him suddenly, your eyes twinkled with a teasing glint. “I have a camera if you want to stare at me longer,” you teasingly said.

Sasuke quickly looked away and sighed, “I thought there was a bug on your face.” You simply cannot buy that terrible lie of his, and you nudged at his shoulder. “If there was a bug then you should’ve told me, Sasuke.”

“Fine then,” Sasuke sighed, “I didn’t mean to stare at you, and I know you don’t have a camera. But you still know I’d rather see you in person than seeing you behind the frames. “Sasuke…” You began, “I never knew you were so cheesy.” Though, there was no doubt his words sent your heart beating rapidly. As expected of Uchiha Sasuke and his freaking charms.

“Shut up.”

Soon enough, the both of you were starting to lose your patience. Just as Sasuke was about to inform you he was going to check up on those three— he was stopped by a loud laughter and a string of apologies spilling from Suigetsu’s mouth. “AHAHA KARIN I’M SORRY JUST STOP  GRABBING MY— OH MY GOD AHAHA.”

“What took you guys so long?” You asked, curious. Juugo looked down at Karin and Suigetsu. “Those two. They kept arguing.”

“HEY,” Karin stopped herself from beating Suigetsu any further to glare up at Juugo, “You should’ve stopped Suigetsu from teasing me, goddammit!”

“Anyway,” Sasuke interrupted them, his cool voice rang through the air and the three stopped bickering, “Let’s get going now.”

 Sasuke remembered what he had said to you and he wanted to facepalm so bad; absentmindedly, he flirted with you and he hadn’t even realized until now. Oh kami… The warmth in his chest grew and he took a short glance at you as you laughed along with Karin, Suigetsu and Juugo. He hadn’t realized how much he had adored you until now.

–– admin vann

2

“what is it now?” you sighed, turning to look at the Mikaelson. you two liked to bicker… and flirt, and then bicker some more. but at the ball, you werent really in the mood for a fight.

“i just wanted to tell you how lovely you look tonight.” he said, “and to ask you if you would do me the honour of dancing with me.”

you smiled before you could stop yourself, “yeah, sure.”

he smiled as well. Bonnie and Damon watched from the bar and Bonnie grinned, “i knew that dress would make him crack and just ask her.” she turned to Damon, “pay up, you lost the bet.”

“On My List”

This fucking JMR fic took me forever, so I hope you all like it. If not … I’m just sticking with Cockles, because … damn.


“Lindsey Lohan.”

Ew, really? Oh my god. I’ve lost all respect for you, man.”

Misha chuckles and shakes his head “I don’t think she’s that bad.”

Jensen scoffs so hard, he probably dislodged a tonsil. “Bad or not, she’s really your first choice? The one freebee, no questions asked—good to go lay? Her?”

Rob watches his two friends, amused—comfortable and warm nestled between a throw pillow and his generous stack of empty beer bottles.

“Well, now that you mention it, I’m thinking Audrey Hepburn might be a better choice.”

“Isn’ she dead?” Rob slurs, which pulls a pleasant little laugh past Jensen’s just-licked lips.

“Yeah she is … and even if she wasn’t, she’d be like a hundred and two by now. Can you think of anyone age appropriate who currently has a pulse?”

Misha ponders this for a moment, seeming to think long and hard, like it’s a question for the ages. “Justin Beiber” he finally says with fervor.

“Okay, if you’re just going to fuck around, I’ll stop asking” Jensen snips back. He’s soon leaning forward in his chair to snatch up his own beer, taking a swig before plopping it down again—all with a disappointed shake of his head.

Sor-ry” Misha sighs, throwing up his hands. “I didn’t realize this game was so serious to you.”

The green eyed man looks to the far side of the room, shrugging with an air of forced-nonchalance. “It’s not, but I was curious and you’re just dickin’ around.”

“Well, I can’t say I’ve ever actually thought about it that much.” He seems more sincere now and Rob thinks that he’s probably telling the truth; Misha Collins doesn’t live through scenarios after all.

“Oh c’mon! Now I know you’re lying!”

Jensen apparently, does not agree.

The two men are soon tilted towards one another, gesturing harshly over the coffee table between them—casting angry shadows on the convention schedules spread out across the glass. Rob smiles to himself, feeling the drunk slosh about his brain, fizzing like warm waters of a jacuzzi. He loves watching Jensen and Misha bicker like this—drunk or not. The two act like an old married couple half the time he’s around—and like flirting teens the other half. All in all, they’re just really cute—no better way to describe them than that, and Rob can’t stop the grin that grows with his friends’ volume.

“Well, fine—since you’ve given it a lot of thought! Who would you do then … if Danneel  and I—uh if she gave you a free pass?” Misha peeks over at Rob a moment, as if to see if he’s still listening.

He is—but he’s fading in and out, falling helplessly into the soft give of the armchair beneath him.

“Sofia Vergara” Jensen answers quickly.

“Typical” Misha spits back steamed and tender, with an eye roll on the side.

Jensen hunches forward some more, propping a defensive elbow atop his knee and puffing out his chest. “What?”

“Oh nothing—just, Macho Jensen going for the biggest boobs he can find. It’s just … typical.”

“Dude … she’s hot.

“I realize she’s hot, but I mean, is that all you’re thinking about? Not personality, just looks? Don’t get me wrong … if she presented me with the opportunity, I’d be a fool to pass on it, but—”

“But nothing! See, you’re exactly as perverted as I am so don’t try to pull some high and mighty bullshit!” Jensen hisses, leering heavily at blue eyes that now avoid his gaze.

Rob let’s out a bubbly laugh with that one—how could he not? His friends get so silly and stupid over one another—over silly, stupid things; so much so that they’re just some brightly colored fur away from being Muppets.

“What?” Misha asks him suddenly, a smile pulling at his cheek once he finally faces the very drunk third wheel keeping them company in the green room.

“You two’re funny” Rob garbles, and watches warmly as Jensen and Misha deflate, smiling back and forth to one another, laying out a new common ground with the sight of the man melting into his own beard.

“And you’re wasted” Jensen counters, standing up from his chair. “We should get you back to your room … it’s already—” he glances down at the watch on his wrist. “Shit, it’s already two in the morning. Fuck, flying tomorrow’s gonna suck.”

“Always does, sleep or not” Misha agrees, pulling himself up as well.

“You didn’t ask me.” Rob’s beer slicked voice pulls both the men’s ears back down, curving their attention to him.

Wha?” Jensen laughs, taking a step closer just as Rob’s eyes begin to flutter.

“You din’ ask me” he chirps again and Jensen turns to Misha, confused, shoulders gathered in a shrug.

“I think he wants you to ask him who his freebee-fuck would be” Misha clarifies, in a tone that makes it seem likes this is a totally normal conversation. Then again, for their group—it kind of is.

Jensen’s eyebrows smash together as another laugh clamors from his throat. “Jesus … give the guy a few Sierra Nevadas and he’s fucking toasted.”

If Rob had the energy, he’d correct Jensen. It was six Sierra Nevadas—thank you very much.

Soon, Jensen is bending down, laying a heavy hand on Rob’s shoulder, shaking him a little to make sure he’s even still awake. “Okay, bud. Who would you do, then? Ya know, if Mollie would let ya.”

Rob peeks back into the questioning face in front of him, and then slumps his eyes to the right to see Misha standing at Jensen’s side. “She’d let’me” the man giggles, finally dropping his head and nestling his cheek against Jensen’s hand.

The action doesn’t seem to faze the guy though, because all Jensen does is lift his other palm and pat Rob’s cheek. “Oh yeah? You two already talk about this or somthin’?” Jensen asks, and Rob blinks slowly as he nods.

“Was this one of those ‘you each make a list’ things?” Misha chimes in, sounding genuinely curious.

Rob nods again.

“Okay, well don’t leave us hangin’ here, man. Who’s on your list?” Jensen asks, giving Rob’s beard a little rub with his thumb.

 “You two” Rob yawns, slipping easily into the press of Jensen’s fingers and smiling as the world goes dark.

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SCM: A Goddess flirts with you

“Anonymous said: Do you do yuri request because if yes can you do leon, hue, scorpio and dui reaction to female flirting with mc in front of him but she obvious to them flirting?”

Requested: Yes

For: Anon

Smut: No

Prologue
The King was having a party and you were invited. At first you weren’t sure what to wear because this is the first party that were you going to attend. Your boyfriend told you that you’d look good no matter what you wear. You blushed on how straightforward your boyfriend is. 

He held your hand and the two of you walked inside the hall where the party is held. The Gods and Goddess’ turned towards the door and they stared the two of you in awe. “They’re all looking at you.” You told your boyfriend.

Dui
“No my Goddess, they’re all looking at you.” Walking towards the other Gods they complimented on how beautiful you look. It was quite flattering to hear him compliment you and it was quite rare for Leon or even Scorpio to say something nice.  After a small chitchat with each other the other Gods left you and mingled with the other Gods and Goddess that were at the party. 

Dui excused himself and went over the food table to grab some food for the two of you. In that moment a Goddess walked over to you and made small conversations with you. “I love what you’ve done to your hair! It’s simple, but classy. And the dress your wearing really emphasize your body.” You thanked her for the compliments you were getting but at the same time you felt a bit uneasy. “Sorry I didn’t quite catch your name.” The Goddess asked. “Y/N.” You replied and looked for Dui. “That’s a beautiful name. A beautiful name for a beautiful Goddess like yourself.” She winked. 

Before the conversation could even go Dui appeared between you and the other Goddess. “I’m sorry but I’ll be taking my Goddess away, I’m sure she’s hungry now.” You silently thanked him. When the two of you got far away from the crowed Dui said somethings that you oblivious about. He mentioned that the Goddess was in fact flirting with you but you were unaware of it. He was a bit pissed but he couldn’t stay mad at you and your beauty. “It’s bad enough that I have to other guys look at you but now you’ve attracted the Goddess’ as well. What am I going to do with you.” He leaned in and kissed the top of your head.

Huedhaut
“Hmm I’d like to think otherwise.”
 He smiled at you. He knew that they weren’t just looking at him but you as well. Your beauty has caught everyone’s attention and Huedhaut kept a calm face. He brought you over with him to greet the other guests in the party. 

However you were totally unaware that one of the Goddess has taken an interest in you. “My, my Huedhaut, you’ve caught an eye candy huh.” She smirked as she looked at you from head to toe. Huedhaut could only smile at the Goddess. After he finished his greeting he walked with you to the food table. It was weird because you recalled Huedhaut saying that Gods don’t need food and yet there were lots of food that were prepared. 

You were having troubles choosing with that you should put on your plate. Everything looked so good, it was hard to decide. “I suggest that you try this.” The same Goddess came behind you making you flinch. That scared the heaven out of you. The Goddess then wrapped her arm around your waist and you didn’t even notice it. Huedhaut in the other hand still kept a calm face even though he was very irritated. The Goddess was about to recommend a wine for you buy she was stopped by Huedhaut. “Please excuse us, my Goddess and I will be sharing the foods that you’ve recommended to see how good they are. Plus, I can give her better wine than what they have here.” And with that the two of you left the Goddess at the food table. 

Leon
“Tch of course they’re looking at me. Who wouldn’t?”
Leon was now smirking, only to receive an eye roll from you. “Still full of yourself I see. But sorry to break it to you Leon but I’m pretty sure that they were all looking at this gorgeous Goddess by your side.” You couldn’t help but blush at the comment that the Goddess has made. Does she not know that you’re just a human? But even if she did, would she act different around you? Would she tease you that your a human attending a party in the Heavens?

Shaking off that feeling you made small conversations to lessen the awkwardness you were feeling awhile ago. You learned a lot from the group and couldn’t help but smile at them. Leon watched you as you mingled with the other Gods.

It didn’t bother Leon much that you drew a lot of attention to yourself. He was glad that you were his and that they can’t do anything about it. In a way this is how Leon showed you off to the other Gods and Goddesses. He’d smirked at the compliments that they gave you. 

Once he had enough he cut off their conversation with you. “Alright I’m taking my Goddess back. You can back off now and find your own happiness cause I’m not planning to share my happiness with anyone else.” With that, the two of you left the group holding hands while walking. 

Scorpio
He kept glancing around the ballroom on why the Gods and Goddesses looked towards the both of you. He had an idea, one was that they were shocked to see him bring a date to the party, two was that they were shocked of how beautiful you were. 

He knew very well that it was the second option. Within that moment a Goddess stopped in front of the two of you and introduced herself. Scorpio didn’t really care who she was but he pretended to just listen to your conversation. “I’m quite surprise that Scorpio here brought a lovely lady like you to the party. We all thought that he was gay for Leon or something because of their constant bickering but I guess we were wrong.” Scorpio’s eyebrow twitched in annoyance. The Goddess was definitely getting under his skin   

Scorpio could only glare at the other Goddess and she tried to impress you and flirt with you. It angered him more that you couldn’t tell that you didn’t notice it. It annoyed him how oblivious you were at this situation. “Y/N and I will be leaving now. Goodbye…” He trailed off because he forgot the name of the Goddess. Not like he cared in the beginning. 

He snapped his fingers and the two of you appeared at your apartment. Before you could even ask him why did he do that, he crashed his lips onto yours. “I didn’t like the way she was taking your attention from me. I don’t like the way she was looking at you, you’re mine alone.” He hugged you to hide his blushing face.

Doll face (Jimin the Tease)

*I don’t even know what to call this lol*

“Correct, Miss Y/N.” You smiled triumphantly and felt a pencil hit you in the head as your teacher turned around.

“Sorry, doll face. Didn’t see you there.” You rolled your eyes, him laughing at your annoyed look.

“It’s not funny.” Such an idiot. Tsk.

Park Jimin.

The school’s heartbreaker, and the King of getting into any girl to drop her skirt. He acted like he ruled the school with him and his friends.

You on the other hand was unimpressed by him, he only had his looks and his ability to dance. You weren’t going to deny him of both talents but it didn’t stop you from almost hating his guts.

To make matters worse, he has a cute baby face and you were unfortunately shorter than him, making him tease you for your height.

His friends were nicer to you, not joining with him sometimes when he picks on you. Or stopping other kids from picking on you. It was strange how they would only protect you from everyone else except Jimin.

“Tsk.” You turned back to the front and spent the rest of class, taking down notes. You answered more questions during class than your class’s genius, Namjoon.

He was part of Jimin’s group, oddly enough. He wouldn’t stray from doing his work but still managed to hang out with them. He’s the one that doesn’t put up with Jimin, making them bicker sometimes.

“Done.” He said, finishing the homework assigned 20 minutes ago. You had one question left from the homework before, someone snatched your book.

You could tell from the hand that grabbed your book and the body of the person that was Jimin, who strikes again.

“Hey, doll face. You mind if I borrow this?”

Another thing you’ve grown to dislike about him, he’d never call you by your name. Just ‘doll face’.

“Give it back, Jimin.”

“Talking back today, doll face? You usually glare at me.”

“Jimin, leave me-”

“Could you two stop flirting, I’m trying to study.” Namjoon said, annoyed by you two.  He turned back to reading his book, ignoring you two again.

You opened your mouth to snap at him when Jimin grabbed your hand and took you into a empty classroom. He pushed you in and locked the door, with his back against the door.

“What the hell do you think you’re doing, Jimin?”

“I love how feisty you are, doll face.”

“And can you quit calling me doll face, I’m not one of your little fuck toys.”

“No can do, doll face. And you’re much more than my little play thing.” He moved closer to you, making you move back.

“W-What are you doing-”

“Stuttering now, aren’t we?”

“Shut up-”

You hit a desk,and he prowled on you. You put your hands on his chest to stop him from leaning in.

“Don’t want to kiss me, doll?”

“I-I’m not going to kiss someone like you.”

“Is that so?” He pulled you by your collar, you were so close to his lips that you could feel his breath hitting your lips.

“You’re blushing, doll face.”

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You and Junhoe on Roommate would be like

• “is it junhwe? or junhoe? or j-”
“it’s oppa,”
*crazy blushing*

• him trying to act cool infront of you but while hes fronting you he slips amd falls on his butt

• tries to cover it up by saying “see i fell for you” then screaming internally at his cheesiness

• you catching him jam to your group’s song in his room then he immediately slams his laptop shut and acts cool

• you think its really cute so you decide to teach him the dance

• he acts like hes not interested then a couple minutes later he’s more into it than you

• he wakes up early to secretly help you do your chores before going for his schedule

• sometimes he packs little lunches for you that taste really bad but you still appreciate his effort

• you guys going out for bulgoggi together while the family is sleeping ( because as idols yall have really ling schedules ) and making raps about the bulgoggi and the kimbap

• you two visit his dorm to get to know his members and he introduces you as “just his friend” which breaks your heart a little but you dont wanna rush to things

• you guys make ramen and watch movies and while you and bobby are washing the dishes he whispers “you know he has feelings for you right. he wont stop talking about you”

• in front of the camera you two bicker like brother and sister but behind the scenes yall are flirting to no end

• so many “ friendly ” backhugs and the familys just staring like somethings definitely up

• the family decides to separate you and him into two separate rooms one night as a joke and interrogated the both of you

• in front of the camera he says you’re just his noona then the camera turns and he whispers to his hyungs “…that im in love with” and they all just shake their heads

• when the family makes kimchi together he steals some and you tell-tale on him and he pouts all sad and then turns to you with his mouth open and kimchi still there all childish like “FINE WHY DONT YOU TAKE IT BACK THEN hmph”

• the family just rolls their eyes and you guys are now named “childish couple”

• the family goes shopping together and he buys a beanie from a shop by the road but then realizes that he forgot his wallet and only has his card so he just runs away and makes you pay

• you get really upset and give him the silent treatment and hes all like “im sorryyyyyyy ill pay you back! plEaSe lOve Me”

• the next day he shows up in front of your room with a dozen roses and shrugs like its nothing and goes “to pay back for the beanie y'know” and theres a small card that says “ if ______ takes this bouquet of roses she has promised to be junhoes new girlfriend ” and you take it and he smiles like hes going to die then prances away and calls all his bandmates to tell them

2

“Why is your shirt always unbuttoned like that?”“Does it distract you?”

All I want in life is a buddy cop show about these two trying to stop crime in Storybrooke.

Nut Up or Shut Up

Characters: Dean, Reader, Sam, Crowley

Summary: Sam finds a case that winds up being a coven of witches possessed by demons and the boys decide to call in Crowley to help out.  The reader and Dean both wind up cursed and the cure puts them in a rather intimate situation.

Word Count:2023

Warnings: Squirrel-y activity, a bubble bath, and slightly suggested smut.

A/N: This is my Christmas present for @tree-of-blue-squirrel, who requested a fic that would combine SPN and Gravity Falls and squirrels.  It was a lot of fun being your Secret Santa all month.  I hope you enjoy this, but if not, please let me know and I’ll give it another try.  Also, this is my first try at writing a crack fic so feedback is appreciated.  A thank you goes out to my wonderful betas for this @idreamofhazel and @torn-and-frayed.

Originally posted by marksheppardischarming

“Hello Moose, Squirrel.” Crowley greeted the boys, not paying any attention to you.

“Did he just call him…?!” you asked as you hopped excitedly up and down; frantically looking back and forth between Crowley and Dean.  

“Squirrel,” Dean said, bowing his head and nodding.  

“But I’m Squirrel!” you exclaimed energetically.   

Dean looked at you like you had lost your marbles. 

”Oh great, now there are two of you,” Crowley groaned.

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