will you press the button meme

these are actually hella fucking cute y'all
  • 1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk?
  • 2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day?
  • 3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books?
  • 4: how do you take your coffee/tea?
  • 5: are you self-conscious of your smile?
  • 6: do you keep plants?
  • 7: do you name your plants?
  • 8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings?
  • 9: do you like singing/humming to yourself?
  • 10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach?
  • 11: what's an inner joke you have with your friends?
  • 12: what's your favorite planet?
  • 13: what's something that made you smile today?
  • 14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like?
  • 15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is!
  • 16: what's your favorite pasta dish?
  • 17: what color do you really want to dye your hair?
  • 18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up.
  • 19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it?
  • 20: what's your favorite eye color?
  • 21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that's been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces.
  • 22: are you a morning person?
  • 23: what's your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?
  • 24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets?
  • 25: what's the weirdest place you've ever broken into?
  • 26: what are the shoes you've had for forever and wear with every single outfit?
  • 27: what's your favorite bubblegum flavor?
  • 28: sunrise or sunset?
  • 29: what's something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing?
  • 30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared?
  • 31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks.
  • 32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends.
  • 33: what's your fave pastry?
  • 34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it?
  • 35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often?
  • 36: which band's sound would fit your mood right now?
  • 37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean?
  • 38: tell us about your pet peeves!
  • 39: what color do you wear the most?
  • 40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what's it's story? does it have any meaning to you?
  • 41: what's the last book you remember really, really loving?
  • 42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it!
  • 43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with?
  • 44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything?
  • 45: do you trust your instincts a lot?
  • 46: tell us the worst pun you can think of.
  • 47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe?
  • 48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today?
  • 49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought?
  • 50: what's an odd thing you collect?
  • 51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them?
  • 52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far?
  • 53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them?
  • 54: who's the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face?
  • 55: what's the most dramatic thing you've ever done to prove a point?
  • 56: what are some things you find endearing in people?
  • 57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics?
  • 58: who's the wine mom and who's the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why?
  • 59: what's your favorite myth?
  • 60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves?
  • 61: what's the stupidest gift you've ever given? the stupidest one you've ever received?
  • 62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind?
  • 63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be?
  • 64: what color is the sky where you are right now?
  • 65: is there anyone you haven't seen in a long time who you'd love to hang out with?
  • 66: what would your ideal flower crown look like?
  • 67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel?
  • 68: what's winter like where you live?
  • 69: what are your favorite board games?
  • 70: have you ever used a ouija board?
  • 71: what's your favorite kind of tea?
  • 72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you'll forget it?
  • 73: what are some of your worst habits?
  • 74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns.
  • 75: tell us about your pets!
  • 76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren't?
  • 77: pink or yellow lemonade?
  • 78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?
  • 79: what's one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you?
  • 80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why?
  • 81: describe one of your friend's eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of.
  • 82: are/were you good in school?
  • 83: what's some of your favorite album art?
  • 84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones?
  • 85: do you read comics? what are your faves?
  • 86: do you like concept albums? which ones?
  • 87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives?
  • 88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy?
  • 89: are you close to your parents?
  • 90: talk about your one of you favorite cities.
  • 91: where do you plan on traveling this year?
  • 92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch?
  • 93: what's the hairstyle you wear the most?
  • 94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday?
  • 95: what are your plans for this weekend?
  • 96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot?
  • 97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house?
  • 98: when's the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it?
  • 99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them.
  • 100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why?
Munday questions pt. 3
  1. What’s your favorite midnight snack?
  2. What is the one, single food that you would never give up? 
  3. What is your weirdest “quirk”?
  4. Whats your favorite movie?
  5. What was your favorite toy as a kid?
  6. Whats your favorite food?
  7. Do you like school?
  8. What do you think is the most useless class in high school? 
  9. Whats your favorite day of the year?
  10. Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap?
  11. Pen or pencil? 
  12. Have you ever gambled at a casino?
  13. Have you thrown up in a car? 
  14. Do you scream on roller coasters? 
  15. Whats your most missed memory? 
  16. When did you go to your first funeral? 
  17. Where did you go on your first airplane ride? 
  18. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? 
  19. Whats your favorite season?
  20. Do you like music? if so what kind?
  21. Whats your favorite thing to do? 
  22. One of your stuffed animals’ names as a kid? 
  23. Do you play a musical instrument? 
  24. Most frequent song played? 
  25. T.V. show you secretly enjoy? 
  26. Would you rather play basketball or hockey? 
  27. Date someone older or younger?
  28. Movies or TV?
  29. Define a really funny question?
  30. Do you have any relatives in jail? 
  31. What’s your worst pet peeve? 
  32. Whats your favorite horror movie?
  33. Whats your favorite color?
  34. Do you blow dry your hair? or just let it dry on its own, or towel dry? 
  35. Whats your favorite kind of drink? 
  36. Whats your favorite book?
  37. What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
  38. What shampoo do you use? 
  39. What time do you normally go to bed on a working day?
  40. Explain relativity. 
  41. In scale from 1-5, how afraid of dark are you? 
  42. What is the most distant place you’ve visited (from your home)? 
  43. The person you would never want to meet? 
  44. Who is the person you trust most? 
  45. What’s your favorite word? 
  46. Who told you they loved you last? 
  47. What’s a saying you say a lot? 
  48. Your worst enemy? 
  49. Do you like someone?
  50. If you had to choose between a millions bucks and being able to fly, which would you choose? 
  51. The last song you listened to?
  52. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
  53. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? 
  54. What is one unique thing are you afraid of?

I love this picture. It shows their personality so well.
Oikawa is freaking out as always over his lose like ‘whaa how can you kill such beautiful guy. No no don’t ruin his hair noooo not his face don’t punch him in the face!’.probably his 48th time trying again that level.
Hanamaki is just done with game. He dont want to play. He’s like 'aw man not again. How do you play this?’.
Mattsukawa is calm and shit like always. He is just so good at video gaming even Kindaichi is approving. Mattsun is like 'there you go another level is passed’
Iwaizumi is just so into game. Aggressively pressing buttons until he wins. Iwa-chan looks like he’s playing the battle mode of the video game.
I bet third years made bet on 'who ever loses gonna treat all of us to Ramen after school’
I love Aoba Johsai 3rd years!!

fidothefinch  asked:

Hi Bee! Would you be willing to do platonic jondami and "capernoited" from the second list? I would love to see what you do with it!

They’re mid-teens. And were both drinking. (Tim and Kon came home and found them already like this.)

Capernoited - Slightly intoxicated or tipsy.

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“Jon.” Damian slurred. “Jon.”

Jon giggled.

“Jon, listen to me. This is very important.” Damian tried again. Reaching out and holding Jon’s face. “I think…the fate of the universe revolves around this.”

Jon snorted.

“Jonathan Kent, you are my best friend.” Damian tried, very seriously. “Probably in the whole world.”

Jon’s eyes couldn’t focus, but he fist-bumped the air in victory, even as Damian slumped back against the sofa next to him.

Kon sighed in exasperation.

“…Did you get that?” He glanced to Tim at his side, who was just now lowering his phone.

Tim smirked as he pressed a few more buttons. “Sending it to Dick, Cass, Kara and Jason as we speak.” 

5

“Whyyy is this still not working?! This is the 100th time I’ve rewired you piece of crap ugh.” Vivian complains as the circuit board fizzles in front of her. She removes her googles to rest her eyes but then notices Gus’s phone as it lights up with a notification. Weird. He rarely leaves his phone out like that.

Perhaps, it’s time to ask for Mr. Google’s opinion… She reluctantly entertained that thought. Much to her surprise, it isn’t locked and curiosity takes over.

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I blame you // Joshua Smut

Genre: Smut/Fluff
Words: 926
Warnings: Smut. Hella smutty. Sorry, I kinda forgot how to write smut. Sorry
Request: Joshua + college smut 👀👀👀🙏🏻


Fifteen empty cups of coffee littered your room as you tried studying for your upcoming finals. Maths books to the right, an unopened Kafka’s Metamorphosis book and numerous books on biology, physics and chemistry lay around you while you couldn’t concentrate. Not one bit. 

Your phone kept lighting up with notifications from twitter that your friends have tagged you in memes or someones dmed you asking about homework. You literally had no emotional strength to help yourself, let alone someone else, so you decided to turn your phone off.

However, before you could press the power button long enough, you got a text from your boyfriend - Jisoo. 

From: Baby ♥♥

Hey, Jagi! How are you studying? I’ll be over with food in 5 minutes

You thought about why he would be coming over so late today, as it was 10 in the evening and he’s normally asleep by now. You just shrugged it off and walked to the doors of your dorm to welcome him in.

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You received your Google IRL last week and already you were starting to adjust to his quirks. You had rapidly learned that he was useless when it came to chores as he often broke dishes and tore clothes without ever cleaning up his mess. On his second day in the house he dropped a plate and left the broken porcelain on the floor after starting the dishwasher and walking away to start on his next task. When you came home from work that night and you had taken off your shoes at the door, you to your dismay stepped on the broken plate cutting your foot clean open! Google didn’t even react until you ordered him to give you first aid, which he did, and take you to the ER. Which he also did… Much to his complaint.

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naomi and ely’s no kiss list sentence meme

feel free to change the pronouns and things to fit your muse!

  • “18 years of apartment living and you still believe pressing the down button speeds up the elevator’s arrival.”
  • “i lie all the time.”
  • “i think we should get married here!”
  • “______ may be new but he’s hotter than everyone else.”
  • “you know why i love you? when i feel like sticking my head in an oven, you pull it out and you put cookies in there instead.”
  • “let’s eat cookie dough!”
  • “you’re giving me that same look you gave me when i told you whole foods stopped carrying chocolate chip bagels.”
  • “snuggle me?”
  • “since when do you actually go around kissing boys?”
  • “i’ve always been totally gay.”
  • “i know! i shouldn’t love a girl who toys so carelessly with other people’s emotions, especially mine.”
  • “is that your girlfriend? she must be really pretty.”
  • “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH A FREAKING SLEDGEHAMMER?”
  • “god, you’re beautiful.”
  • “this is fun, you and me doing girl talk. i’ve never done it.”
  • “you’re a virgin? no way!”
  • “your beauty, do you use it for good or for evil?”
  • “people make the mistake of letting beauty guide attraction.”
  • “wait a sec. you make out with my boyfriend and i’m not being fair?”
  • “you’re my top priority.”
  • “let me buy you breakfast!”
  • “i’m twice your size. leave. now.”
  • “what was your favorite song on the mixtape? did you like it?”
  • “you’re not a bad face to see first thing.”
  • “you’re exactly like my dad.”
  • “you hate it! you’re washing it down!”
  • “that sight of your smile and that laugh gave me the smallest glimmer of hope. and that’s all i needed.”
  • “______ was just being who he is. and i love him for who he is.”

anonymous asked:

Blythe I thought... I thought I met the perfect girl. We like all the same shows and genres, and she's a Star Wars lesbian. But she says Kyle Ron is her fave character and I just... I can't

she’s the manifestation of the ‘would you press the button’ meme

fandomlockedfan  asked:

Please please give me some of your favorite top sherlock/bottom john fanfics. I know if its you those fics should be awesome.

Hi Lovley! 

OMG I HAVE SO MUCH SMUT BOOKMARKED LOL LOL LOL.

Alright, I’m just going to rec the ones that are actually tagged as such. 

TOPLOCK

  • Caught In The Act by ShirleyCarlton (E) - This is a series of six scenarios written from the points of view of six different people as they accidentally walk in on Sherlock and John having sex. :) (I’m not sure these all take place in the same universe though, as Sherlock and John would be pretty stupid not to lock their door after the first or second time. :D ) Each of the stories can be read independently.

  • Take My Breath Away by Quesarasara for Cheytea7 (E) - Sherlock opens his eyes and looks at his friend—his best friend—and slowly tips his chin down until his forehead rests softly against John’s. They stay that way for a long moment, lips just a whisper apart, warm puffs of air mingling as each of them struggles to breathe.It’s no wonder they ended up here, really, locked in this breathless moment balanced on the cusp of something new.They’ve spent years taking each other’s breath away…

  • And if you say the word, I could stay with you by CaitlinFairchild for allonsys_girl, bittergreens - What Sherlock thinks is, On the day I die, be it in a dirty alley at forty or in my bed at eighty, the last thing I will remember is tonight, the way you looked at at me on the snowy pavement, cheeks pink with the cold, breath puffing in frosty white clouds, your heart in your eyes and snowflakes in your hair. I will remember that single perfect moment in my life, that moment I knew I had everything I ever wanted, and whatever happens next, I will die content.What he says is simply, “Marry me.”

BOTTOMLOCK

  • Caught In The Act by ShirleyCarlton (E) (same one as above)

  • Let the Sun Fade Out by nothingislittle (E) - “He could warm the sun itself, Sherlock thinks, could heat their flat with just his presence, could brighten the room with one dazzling smile or just the sparkling in his eyes. Everything hurts when John looks this beautiful, but it’s a dulcet, aching pain, one that consumes Sherlock from the inside, that sends soft pangs through his abdomen and lodges a lump solidly in his throat. John glows, he glitters, he’s light itself, Sherlock thinks, and doesn’t even bother to scold himself for exaggerating, because he’s not, he’s not, John is everything, he’s beautiful and he shines, he’s everything.”

  • Beg for Mercy (Twice) by Solitary_Endeavor for nondeducible (E) - Sherlock hasn’t left the flat in four days, the itch of impatience beneath his skin too great to allow him to suffer interaction with any human being who isn’t John. This is probably a mercy that goes both ways, as he’s driving even himself mad. Sherlock supposes there is a lesson to be learned here about having himself to blame, but of course he blames Mycroft.

  • The space between by Salambo06 - “It’s for a case,” Sherlock says as soon as John looks down at his computer. John remains silent for a long moment, eyes moving from the screen to Sherlock, before saying, “You don’t have to explain.”His voice is low, too low, and Sherlock looks at the computer, putting the video on pause. “Lestrade asked me-, no, forced me to find out who’s threatening a famous porn star, and the suspect is among his co-stars, so I only need to watch out for any signs from his partners, anything that might show they’re the one sending those threats and I can move to something else.”“Right.”

  • Your Eyes in Darkness Glowing by tamed_untranslatable - Sherlock’s breath hitched as he held himself in John’s gaze, his own eyes falling hooded, unable to meet John’s straight on. John’s breath was coming fast now, and hard, his eyes boring into Sherlock’s and so plainly displaying everything Sherlock had been thinking all day, that tension pulled taut like a bowstring, that need for closeness that had been denied them for such an unbearably long time.Sherlock gets roped into a case in Moscow on his brother’s insistence, but finds that he can’t do it without John.

  • Rumpled by WhimsicalEthnographies - Then, halfway through a documentary on river otters that neither of them was paying attention to–how could John, with a gangly, limp consulting detective practically purring in his lap?–Sherlock suddenly bolted upright, looked at John with a perplexed expression and a crinkle above his nose, and blurted, “Marry me.” Part 4 of Longitudinal Cohort

  • Praise Me by testosterone_tea - In which Sherlock has an interesting physical reaction to compliments and John discovers it.

  • In A Changing Age by allonsys_girl - Sherlock wakes up in the 19th century, with no idea how he got there.

  • In Nomine by Atiki - “Alright?” John asks gently, planting a kiss on Sherlock’s left collar bone, smoothing a hand down his chest and belly until it rests in the soft trail of hair below his belly button. John’s smile is all soft and warm. His hand feels tender and solid and real. A soldier’s hand. A surgeon’s hand. A lover’s hand. Oh. “John”, Sherlock gasps. And that’s where it begins. Written for a prompt on the Kink Meme: The only word Sherlock says during sex is “John”.

  • Abatement by WhimsicalEthnographies - “What’s wrong with you? You love the cottage,” John glances over to the passenger seat, then quickly turns his eyes back to the road. Driving was still not his forte, but considering Sherlock still couldn’t properly bend and lift his new knee enough to press and release the clutch, he had to make do. Not that Sherlock hadn’t tried to argue his way into the driver’s seat.“I love the cottage for a week or two, John. Don’t be deliberately obstuse,” Sherlock grumbles, sinking further in his seat. Well, as best he can with a four-week-old knee replacement. “And that’s all we’re going for, love,” John says out loud. But what he’s thinking is, shit. He knows.

  • State of Flux by Atiki - John’s marriage is over and he is finally back home (i.e. at Baker Street, where he belongs). Sherlock is awfully insecure and John is awfully hesitant, and they’re both awkward idiots, of course, but they figure it out. Many First Times happen.

  • Spoils of War by sweetcupncakes for ScienceofObsession - John brushes his thumb over the gun’s slide, over the rear sight. Sherlock’s mouth feels too wet. He could lick John’s fingers, suck on them, bite down softly on that callus that is a direct result of John’s frequent need to handle the gun at all. Sherlock could do that, John might like it, really. Sherlock has been told his mouth is absolutely lovely.

As I said, I have SO MANY OTHERS but right now these are just the ones tagged on Ao3 that I could quickly dig up. Please shamelessly promo your fics, y’all!! :D

Insomniac

OptionalBiasxReader Drabble

Warnings: mentions of mental health/alludes to mental illness

(This wasn’t requested, but I have trouble sleeping most nights and I didn’t want to just stare at my ceiling until the sun rises, so I hope you enjoy reading this~)


You toss and turn in bed, but no position brings you comfort as you find yourself staring at the empty ceiling above you, the moonlight filtering through your curtains.

He’s told you that you were at liberty to call him in moments like these. He’s told you that countless times. But you just couldn’t bring yourself to call. It felt rude and intrusive, even though he’s told you it was okay.

You try to close your eyes again, but sleep comes nowhere near you, even when you try to focus on your breathing. You want to sleep so badly that it almost makes cry. You know your body needed it, but your mind clearly has other plans.

Giving up on the idea of rest, you reach for your phone and decide to go on Tumblr for some light entertainment, in hopes that it lulls you to sleep. You unlock your phone, squinting at the harsh brightness of your screen. You fiddle around for the brightness setting, only to be met with disappointment as you find the circle is already placed at the far left side of the settings.

Pressing the Tumblr app, you scroll through your dashboard, letting out the odd giggle at some dumb meme. You reblog a couple of posts, and as you’re about to reblog a video, his face fills up the screen, making you almost drop your phone.

You’re puzzled for a moment, wondering what he’s doing up so late. But you couldn’t really nag him about it because you weren’t any better yourself.

The green button taunts you to pick up, but another part of you is telling yourself that it’s best to ignore it and let him get some rest. You know that he has promotions at the moment and that he needs all the rest he can get. You can’t afford to be selfish right now, since out of the two of you, he’s the one that really needs their sleep.

You let the call ring out, watching as his face disappears from your screen, resuming you back to the video you were going to reblog.

But messages begin to pop up on the top of the screen.

- Don’t ignore me -

- I know you’re awake -

- I can see you reblogging on Tumblr -

- Talk to me -

Another calls rings through, and his face is staring at you. His selfie appears on screen a bit longer than before, as if he was going to wait for you to actually pick up this time.

Guilty, you finally tap on the green icon, pressing the cold device against your ear. “Hello?” you call out timidly.

“Hey” he greets, his voice suspiciously raspy.

“What’s wrong with your voice?” you ask, an edge of worry in your tone.

“Nothing” he brushes off your concern easily “Don’t worry about me”.

The line is silent for a while, and your tired brain clicks on quickly as you accuse him “You just woke up didn’t you?”

“I-” he’s about to defend himself, but in his tired state, he couldn’t find a point in lying to you about this. Defeatedly, he sighs “Yes, I did just wake up”.

“I’ve set a notification on your Tumblr account, so anytime you go online, it sends me an alert” he explains a little too casually for your comfort.

“Why would you-”

“Because I know you like to go on Tumblr when you can’t sleep” he interrupts “Even though I’ve told you many times to just call me instead”.

That keeps you quiet. You hate him for doing this. For caring about you so much. For worrying about your health. It made you guilty. You’re well aware that he’s already busy with so many things, and even though you don’t mean to, you know you’re only adding more stress to his life by just being in it.

“Stop it” he orders from the other end, “I can practically hear you overthinking over the phone”.

“Sorry” you mutter, suddenly self conscious of yourself.

“Don’t be” he sighs “Just - don’t worry okay? I’m the one who called you first, I’m the one who set the notification on your account. I’m the one doing this, not you”.

He says that, and you hear it, but somehow you’re not convinced.

“Trust me” he tells you confidently, as if he can hear your thoughts over the phone, “You’re not being a bother, you’re not a nuisance in my life. I am doing all of this by choice”.

“Why?” it comes out of your mouth, and you realise that fatigue has broken down your filter, “Why are you doing all of this? You’re not benefitting from this at all”.

“But I am” he rebuts confidently “Do you know how happy I feel when you tell me about your worries? Do you know how grateful I am every time you turn to me with your fears and insecurities?”

“Words can’t describe the feeling of knowing you trust me enough to let me take care of you” he tells you honestly, the sincerity in his voice making your heart flutter.

You stare at the rays of moonlight scattered on your ceiling, and a small smile creeps onto your face as relief dances in your heart.

“I love you”.

“I love you too”.