will you press the button meme

shit my teachers have said

sometimes going to school is worth it.

  •  okey, you press that button & i’m just going to stand way over here. 
  •  i could go slower, but i don’t want to. 
  •  i’m glad you’re entertained. that’s very important to me. now shut up. 
  •  you have six seconds to answer & tell them to shut their phone. 
  •  oh, that’s nice. i’ve always wanted an iphone. could’ve at least fixed the screen, though. 
  •  hang on, i think my pizza rolls are on fire. 
  •  who wants to jump out of the window for me? it’s for an experiment. 
  •  what did you draw for me? 
  •  i thought people drew dicks on tables only in fifth grade. 
  •  can you hold my gun for a second? 
  •  it was not my intention to shoot you. 
  •  you laughed, i didn’t, did you notice that? 
  •  the angle doesn’t matter, does it? 
  •  oh, yes, because heaven forbid people start kissing. 
  •  as everyone knows, kissing leads to sex. 
  •  oh no! a boob! whatever are we going to do!? 
  •  what are you—five?
  •  how do you accidentally fall out of a plane? 
  •  congratulations, you just killed everyone. 
  •  THIS IS NOT A DRILL. it’s a screwdriver. 
  •  don’t be rude. share your gummy bears. 
  •  you can’t substitute water with spit. that’s just gross. 
  •  you can totally make a bowling ball out of feathers. 
  •  bless your ass out of here. 
  •  don’t give me any of that cheap stuff. 
  •  jesus can’t help you now. 
  •  i refuse to believe you’re that stupid. 
  •  i am done with your sarcastic attitude. 
  •  the only excuse for not coming is dying. 
  •  the only size that matters is the size of the statue. 
  •  i don’t get payed enough to deal with this.
  •  don’t cry, you’re an ugly crier. 
naomi and ely’s no kiss list sentence meme

feel free to change the pronouns and things to fit your muse!

  • “18 years of apartment living and you still believe pressing the down button speeds up the elevator’s arrival.”
  • “i lie all the time.”
  • “i think we should get married here!”
  • “______ may be new but he’s hotter than everyone else.”
  • “you know why i love you? when i feel like sticking my head in an oven, you pull it out and you put cookies in there instead.”
  • “let’s eat cookie dough!”
  • “you’re giving me that same look you gave me when i told you whole foods stopped carrying chocolate chip bagels.”
  • “snuggle me?”
  • “since when do you actually go around kissing boys?”
  • “i’ve always been totally gay.”
  • “i know! i shouldn’t love a girl who toys so carelessly with other people’s emotions, especially mine.”
  • “is that your girlfriend? she must be really pretty.”
  • “god, you’re beautiful.”
  • “this is fun, you and me doing girl talk. i’ve never done it.”
  • “you’re a virgin? no way!”
  • “your beauty, do you use it for good or for evil?”
  • “people make the mistake of letting beauty guide attraction.”
  • “wait a sec. you make out with my boyfriend and i’m not being fair?”
  • “you’re my top priority.”
  • “let me buy you breakfast!”
  • “i’m twice your size. leave. now.”
  • “what was your favorite song on the mixtape? did you like it?”
  • “you’re not a bad face to see first thing.”
  • “you’re exactly like my dad.”
  • “you hate it! you’re washing it down!”
  • “that sight of your smile and that laugh gave me the smallest glimmer of hope. and that’s all i needed.”
  • “______ was just being who he is. and i love him for who he is.”

Reply with 5 things that make you happy and send this to the last 10 people in your notes! tagged by @renza15 (GO FOLLOW HER!! DO IT!!! PRESS THAT BUTTON!)

  1. Ah man, the thought of possibly going to UCSD for college. I never dreamed of it and applied on a whim, but yeah, it seems nice now that I got in. I think I will go there. It’s by the ocean and not too far from home. Plus, today I got a pretty neat scholarship from them. Not sure if they give it to all of their students because a friend of mine got it too, but idk. It was a lot of money.
  2. Argentinian Spanish is like… my new favorite thing. (I’m watching this telenovela called ½ Falta - or “Media Falta” - for my class and it’s pretty good for a 2005 show for teenagers. Go watch it on YouTube if you want! It can get a little cheesy, but it does try to bring good messages.)
  3. Egg tarts. Eggs in general.
  4. Loads of art supplies. I don’t care what quality they are; I love them all. Even if I find a ruddy pencil left behind, I love it. Scratch paper? Useful. Who cares if I have 3 unfinished sketchbooks and 50 pens. 
  5. All of you guys. You rock, and I mean it. Shout out to @takeabreathandsmile / @chiscribbles4smiles. She is a meadow of flowers and a ball of sunshine.

If I follow the rules: @fakingsmilesallround @throwaninkpot @fair-and-finn @aceofstars16 @takeabreathandsmile @pinkkittehisajediknight @homeqrown @fillyreports @teabeflying @jupiterlandings AND YOU YES YOU THERE WITH THE EYES ON THE SCREEN

Pokemon Vietnamese Sentence Starters

source - X

  • “a adept arranging for mother volcano bakemeat.”
  • “press button to stop. “
  • “you can control all the elfs.”
  • “i am so unwilling to put down the phone! goodbye!”
  • “since coming, you must buy bread.”
  • “this is the angry lake.”
  • “what is wrong with the elf.”
  • “maybe the frost god is angry?”
  • “the pocket monster said i was lovely.”
  • “NUT USED!”
  • “it’s not right to save money.”
  • “ah, i am frightened.”
  • “KNIF!”
  • “the combition of gold turtoise, man shadow, and unthinkable kind is surely balanced.”
  • “the sea is very good. the setting sun is beautiful! the sea is very…very wide!”
  • “don’t do the stupid thing.”
  • “they were fluttering in the sky, making the sky magnificent. i let worldly people understand their grandness!”
  • “?it will discharge when is stimulated.”
  • “the tower was built for pocket monsters to practise buddhism.”
  • “super uncle’s home.”
  • “i am waiting for you!”
  • “HA HA HA.”
  • “i am very disgusted with the trashy man.”
  • “i don’t understand my love.”
  • “i give you this for i trust you.”
  • “[name]! you can’t throw the butt casually.”

anonymous asked:

Seven having dabbing issues?

“This is a serious medical condition.”

You and Saeyoung gasp in unison, when Doctor Jumin delivers this grave statement. 

“Doctor, what does this mean?” 

“It means your husband here may be showing signs of…” Jumin straightens his glasses and leans forward. “Being an outdated memer.”

“That sounds wrong but okay.” Saeyoung automatically responds. You shoot Saeyoung a shocked expression. He recovers quickly by sputtering out, “I-I mean, Doctor, that’s not possible! I swear I keep up to date with all of the fresh memes!”

“Really?” Jumin raises an eyebrow, clasping his hands together. “I am going to run a quick and simple test right now, to show how dire your condition is.” Saeyoung gulps loudly, and grabs your hand. Worriedly, you squeeze it back. Jumin pulls out a speaker. “The test begins now.” He presses the button, and music begins playing. 

‘Look at my dab, dab/Look at my dab, bitch dab,’

Saeyoung eyes widen and he takes a huge breath. His grip around your hand tightens. The song goes on for another ten seconds. Saeyoung is absolutely red at his face. You grip his hand, silently willing for him to stay strong. But he lets go of your hand, his arm flying straight to the air. He drops his head, striking a pose. You bury your face in your hands. You don’t even need to look up to know Saeyoung is making the cursed dab pose. 

The music finally stops playing. The doctor looks at both of you knowingly. 

“Now I am going to show you a series of pictures, Mr. Choi,” Jumin says to Saeyoung. “And I want you to say the first thing that pops onto your mind.”

Saeyoung gulps once again, and wipes the sweat off his forehead guiltily. He nods to show his compliance.

Jumin pulls out a stack of photos. He shows the first one, a picture of breadsticks.

Saeyoung instantly stands up muttering, “Sorry, I have to go, right now, immediately.” You look at him, speechless. Realizing what he done, your husband sits down right away, but the damage is already done. No, you can’t believe it. The symptoms are right there, in front of you…but…but no, Saeyoung can’t possibly be…!

Jumin shows the next photo. A picture of a particularly ugly dress. 

The poor lighting made it difficult to discern whether it’s - 

“THE DRESS IS BLACK AND BLUE, AND I’LL FUCKING FIGHT YOU ON THIS!” Saeyoung bursts out shouting the moment he laid his eyes on the photo. You hide behind your hands again, not wanting to believe what you are witnessing. Doctor Jumin only raises a slight eyebrow, as if disturbed by Saeyoung’s reaction. Your heart grows heavy when he shows the next picture. 

A picture of minions crocs.

You look away, devastated, as Saeyoung hollers, “What are thooooooose?!”

Jumin sighs himself, pushing aside the photos. You look at him, teary-eyed, glancing back and forth between your shame-faced husband and the doctor. 

“Doctor…doctor, this can’t be serious, right?”

He shakes his head. “I’m afraid it is. Mr. Choi, I came to the conclusion that you are a Stage 5, Outdated Memer.”

“No…no, that’s not true! That’s not possible - !”

“And cut that referencing shit out, it only worsens your symptoms.”

“Do you have any treatment plans you suggest, doctor?” You ask softly, dabbing your watery eyes with a tissue.

“Yes,” Jumin answers to your relief, and pulls out glasses. He takes out a manila folder, and flips it open. “You husband may still be able to scavenge a basic sense of humor when he realizes he’s living in 2016. All of the references, jokes, and memes he picked up from 2015 is slowly infecting his perception of social interaction and cues.” The doctor takes off his glasses, looking seriously at Saeyoung. “I can hook you up with dat boi and prescribe some blurred Spongebob screenshots, but…I can’t fully gurauntee this will be able to cure your husband’s uncontrollable need for dabbing.”

“Anything, anything that will be able to help him, we’ll take!” You cry out, tears streaming down your face. You turn back to your husband, taking his hands again. He is looking away from you in shame. “Honey, we’ll get through this, together. We’ll overcome your condition! I swear!” 

He looks up at you, smiling a bit teary eyed.

“You’re…you’re right babe. After all, we’re gonna need bofa.”

“What, Saeyoung?”

“…Bofa deez nutz!’

You let go of his hands, and nope out of the room.

You jolt awake, gasping for air. Holy shit! You blink sleepily, and roll over. Saeyoung is snoring away right beside you. Empty bottles of the rarest edition Ph. D Pepper soda are stewn in the bedroom. You groan, feeling a lurch in your stomach. Thinking introspectively, you and Saeyoung probably shouldn’t had drank like ten bottles of soda before bed.

Not to mention the fact, said soda is banned from five countries. But you think you know why now.

“Dabbing issues,” You chuckle, lifting a can of Ph. D, and chuck it into a garbage can. Thank goodness it was just a dream.

oh my god im so sorry i let this spur out of control and here you go, a crack fic. remembering all of the memes from 2015 brings fond memories…man, i feel so old for some reason! never trust me with fanfic again bye bye lololol

Imagine Lee Soo Man wandering the corridors of SM Entertainment polishing the cold body tubes of where he store all of his artists. As he comes to Kai’s case he looks at him and frowns with fatherly disappointment. “You shouldn’t have ever tried to defy me.” He whispers to Kai in the dark, as he presses the red button to seal Kai in forever. “Now I have to replace you” he mutters as turns to the next cold body tube and hits the green button to awaken his newest creation from his cyber freeze.

“Arise Taeyong Arise”

From Kai’s tube a single tear runs down his cheek as he slowly begins to freeze until hes nothing more than a pretty cold face trapped in Lee Soo Man’s dungeon.

His last thought to himself before blacking out was if Krystal was really worth it after all.

princess-diaxa  asked:

11, 20, and 100. :3c

11: what’s an inner joke you have with your friends?

Well, it just depends who the friend is xD With you, Diana, we say “heck boi” a lot, and we used to both be into Nanalan memes- XD Other than that, I can’t think of any specifically ;u;

20: what’s your favorite eye color?

I don’t have a specific favorite, but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t a sucker for green and greyish blue eyes <3 (Like the color of Noctis’)

100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why?

I would say past, mainly because I want to be a kid again and not have to worry about much, but I really want to be older and to the point where I live alone, and I’m able to provide for myself. And it also means 5 years closer to being able to travel around the world with you, Diana! <3

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Why are you here? The sun is shining, it’s a beautiful day, children are shrieking with laughter and people are walking down the street, enjoying life. You look out your window, pondering the world outside. It’s on a screen. You press the reblog button.

You use the word aesthetic in casual conversation now. After a few weeks of this, you decide to look it up in the dictionary because you were curious. The definition was not what you thought it was.

“You spend so much time on Tumblr,” your parents chide, “what about the real world?” You scoff. What real world? We all belong to the void until next week, when “the void” becomes an obscure, meaningless meme, and disappears…into the void.

A picture of a radish appears on your dashboard. How funny, you think. Hysterical, in fact. You can’t stop laughing at this radish, for whatever stupid reason. You reblog it with zeal, typing your tags aggressively and in all caps.

You hate this website. You never leave this website. It finds you wherever you go. It always finds you.

anonymous asked:

23 45 65 23 100 34 78

23: what’s your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?

Drawing, sleeping, baking.

45: do you trust your instincts a lot?

Already answered.

65: is there anyone you haven’t seen in a long time who you’d love to hang out with?

My grandpa.

100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why?

Future. I’m not too fond of some parts of my past and I’d like to know what the future is like. And in 5 years we hopefully won’t have to deal with that orange toddler anymore.

34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it?

I had a panda that I got from my grandpa when I was born. He never got a real name, just known as panda by everyone and I loved that guy to pieces. My mum had to help me stitch up some holes way too many times. I gave him to my sister when she was born and she still has him too.

78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?

I was in the fanclub for a while, when they first showed up. But then they were everywhere and I had to make one minion cake too many, so hateclub it is.

[Blade and Soul Tutorial] How to set a gif picture in Character Info [OLD VERSION] *I STOPPED PLAYING* *RIP*

Ok so, I’m sure everyone wondering how gif worked in-game so here is my first guide step by step so READ CAREFULY. I’m not expert sooooo yeah *gomenasai*. (Please note that I’m doing this guide because there are options it’s either you found random gifs that already made OR you draw something and animate it…there is big difference. Hope you get it what i mean ^^)

Let’s get started! Here is the example:

Here is the drawing I made the other day of Dio meme on my in-game character in gif. Pretty neat, huh. Anyways, this how it works and MAKE sure it works!

First, go to character info F2 and press take a picture button and then press that camera icon and register it

It should be like this.

Once you take a picture leave the game OPEN and time to go on photoshop \o/!! (Please note that I have photoshop CC, so if you got older than CC or other software then I can’t help you *sorry*)

As you can see I set it to Motion. Now look for any gif picture that you like or whatever so I choose a simple gif of Saitama dancing :P

Back to photoshop and click File > open > gif picture and it should have layers of frames on the right side. (Remember it should be on Motion not Essentials).

Now what you need to do is select all layers by Shift + left click and drag them to portrait of your character.

Here is the part that you need to resize same as portrait by using free transform ctrl + t. It might show in pixels because it’s either small or bad quality so you have to figure it out or find something that’s clear.

I added some more white background to move Saitama in middle after that you create frame animation.

Now every frame have been set on timeline and I changed into 0.1 seconds forever because that’s what I want so it’s up to you if you want to speed up or slow it down.

Next you save it for web or blogs by going File > save for web and done.

(Save it in CharacterShot folder \Pictures\BnS\CharacterShot)

Now time to go to CharacterShot folder and delete original portrait or just move it somewhere (REMEMBER that you register original picture in-game and it’s shown in Character info before you do this or it will mess up)

Once you done that overwrite the one you edit it and change it like this Portraits_151101_001.gif into Portraits_151101_001.jpg

You will think “why should I set it to .jpg?”

Well, because blade and soul never read/accept .gif pictures in-game..only .jpg so you tricked the game so good that will let .gif work.

Now back to blade and soul > F2 then click take a picture and you will see in photo gallery the original portrait is still there that’s because it wont show the one that you created but it’s already overwritten. register it click refresh button on top of character info and there you go !!

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Hope that helps and enjoy ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ !

See you there !!



It also contains almost all of the knowledge in the world. You can information about ANYTHING, by pressing a few buttons. Isn’t that amazing? Don’t you wish you knew about this? Now you can check if the facts people give you are actually true! Someone tells you strawberries aren’t berries? Look it up! Someone tells you a cat has a neurological disorder? Look it up! Someone says that someone else said something or did something online? Look it up! (Okay, that one is a little more difficult. But you can still use the BLOG SEARCH FUNCTION on here to look for things. Unless there’s no text or tags. Which leaves you to a long hunt for what you need. But remember: Libraries exist too. If everything was out of order in a large library, you’d spend *years* looking for what you want to read. Be glad you’re only spending 10 minutes to a few hours looking for one post that is probably meaningless in the first place.)

Forgetful Sammy, 9 (S.W)

|1.3k words. Short and sweet (more like short and shit tbh) and done vvvv quick so don’t judge. What did you think of Nates change of heart?|



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“Why the fuck is she calling me so much?” I groan and press the lock button on my phone to mute the call. For three days straight, Anastasia has been blowing up my phone. I haven’t even been able to reply to any of the texts I get during the day because she does not stop calling me. Everyone gets their reply at 12am, if that.

There’s no way in hell that I’m answering her call, what kind of lies has she got on her tongue this time? She’s pregnant? She’s caught a fatal STI (that would not surprise me) and she’s in hospital, trying to apologise to me?

HA, don’t make me laugh!

I’ve only been home for two days now and I haven’t had a peaceful second to myself. I know, I could just block her number, but what’s the fun of that? I think I might just go out and get myself a second phone. I won’t put my current one out of order but I’ll just let her keep calling me and be miserable and let myself text my family and friends.

Is that petty?

Probably, but do I care?

Not an ounce.

If she wanted to contact me so much, why do it over the phone? Why keep incessantly phoning me when she could drive 30 minutes out and knock on my door? I still wouldn’t answer then. I just stocked my fridge and cupboards completely, I haven’t got a reason to leave!

And, the phone rings again.

Instead of muting, I press decline and throw my phone onto the arm chair across the room. I’m going to get a second phone.


After spending an extortionate amount of money on an iPhone 5, I sent a text to Skate (somehow, I remember his number by heart, probably because of the amount of times I’ve heard him say it to girls in the club) to tell him what’s happening and to give the other boys my temporary number. I was immediately summoned over to the house for an explanation.

It didn’t take me long to drive over there, seeing as Nate and Swazz have moved into Nash’s old house with Hayes and Tez and they live just a few blocks from the stores.

Because the guys don’t know a thing about house security and their own safety at home, they left the front door wide open for anyone to walk in. I shut the door after I came in, ready to give them a lecture. I’m their moms away from mom.

“Yo, what’s going on with this Stass thing?” Nate asks before I can even say hi to everyone here.

I roll my eyes at his bluntness, “I don’t even know, she was blowing up my phone for 3 days straight, either doing it to talk to me or to annoy the fuck out of me.”

“Why didn’t you answer? Don’t you want to know what it’s about?”

It’s Stass. I don’t give a single fuck about what she has to say. “Why the fuck should I? She ruined my relationship, that bitch can suffer from a few hundred, probably thousand at this rate, rejected calls.” All that ever comes out of her mouth is lip injections and bullshit.

“Do you have any idea what it’s about?”

“Not a clue, she hasn’t left a single answer message, so…”

If she hasn’t bothered to leave me a message, it isn’t important. If she really wanted to talk to me, she would leave a message. Nobody leaves messages anymore but she hasn’t even text me. So, it’s just to piss me off. Bitch.

“Why didn’t you just block her number instead of buying a new phone? Surely that’s the cheaper and more relaxing thing to do?”

“Yeah, well, she’s taking time out of her life to piss me off and I’m not going to let her do it, she can keep having her fun, I won’t even notice it anymore.”

Nate lightly laughs and throws me a bottle of water from the pack in front of him. It’s a quiet crowd today, the only people here being Nate and John. Derek isn’t around anymore, I don’t even know what happened between them but I don’t really want to know, and Rupp is out doing promotional shit for Nash’s tour.

“Anyway, how was going home?”

“It was so good, I feel so refreshed.”

“Your sister still married?”

Every time I bring up my family. Every, fucking time.

“Swazz, she’s 7 years older than you with 3 kids.”

He raises his eyebrows and smirks at me. “I like me an older woman.”

“What about your other sister?” Nate asks.


His eyebrow raises in question, “Happily?”


It’s too bad neither of these guys have a brother older than them that I can hit on like they hit on my sisters. I mean, there’s Stew but I might get arrested if I hit on him.

“You spoken to Sam?” John asks quietly, his question directed to me. I look up from my phone and shake my head. “Why not?”

“Well, we broke up and he wasn’t too happy that I was with Kenny, and then he found out I was rooming with Ken for a night, he flipped his shit and I refused to reply to him.” Yep, that was an extremely loud and angry night. I still feel bad for Kenny, he did nothing wrong yet his name still got screamed in my ear in envy by my newest ex-boyfriend. “Why do you ask?”

He shrugs his shoulders, “He’s still moping on Twitter and shit so I just thought I’d ask.”

“Why the fuck were you ‘rooming’ with your ex?” Nate asks with a straight face and angry eyes.

Is this for real?

“Why the fuck are you getting pissed with me?”

“Because Sam’s one of my best friends man! Of course I’m gunna get pissed when the girl he can’t stop whining over is hoeing around 2 minutes after an argument!”

“Oh, fuck off! Hoeing around?! You should be the first to know that I don’t ‘hoe around’! It was innocent! We were in different beds! Kenny and I are friends and have been for years-“ What am I doing? “Why the fuck am I trying to explain myself to you?! You’re accusing me of shit that has nothing to do with you!”

“It has something to do with me when my best friend is crying and is heartbroken over a fucking hoe!” Nate shouts at me, his hands fisting the material of the chair he’s in. “He got accused of shit by you and by Stass and none of it was and is true, and now he’s getting paid back by you throwing yourself at one of his friends? Real nice of you, Y/N! Real fucking nice!”

“Fuck you, Nate! You clearly don’t know shit about what’s going on! Yeah, he didn’t fuck Stass like she said but he still kissed her and he fucking admitted it! He admitted it to my fucking face!”

“Oh, boo fucking hoo! He kissed someone else, get the fuck over it! You gunna cry over that like you cried over him missing your birthday? Gunna cry and whinge and moan over the girl who kissed your boyfriend and keeps calling you? Pft, pathetic little girl.”

Never once have I been spoken to like this. By anyone. Never once have I heard Nate speak like this to anyone. Why me? I throw the bottle of water back at him and glare right into his eyes. All I can see his anger. Not a single other emotion to be found.

I thought he was supposed to be my friend. He was on my side just a mere 2 weeks ago and now he’s stabbing me in the back. Why did it take him so long to show his true colours? Why didn’t I know he was just putting up an act until I messed up and did something wrong?

Why is it me that’s getting the blame for all this?

“Grow the fuck up, Nate, you fucking jackass.”


Part 10 >

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: If you're wondering about the half A press, read this before commenting to ask why. I use a special notation that allows for half A presses. Specifically, if you enter a level already holding the A button, then that A press only counts as half. It's actually pretty important to distinguish between the A button being PRESSED and the A button being HELD. While pressing A allows Mario to execute several kinds of jumps, the holding of A allows Mario to swim in water, do little kicks up slopes, grab the owl, and twirl slowly. So if a star requires the A button to be held, the pressing of the A button could have been done at some point in the past, and just held until that moment. For instance, let's say there are two stars: one that requires the A button to be pressed (1x A presses), and another that only requires the A button to be held (0.5x A presses). Individually, these stars would both require a full A press. But if these stars were collected one after the other, then the A button could be pressed during the former, and held all the way through to the next star to be used in the latter. In this manner, these stars together would only use 1 A press, whereas they would take 2 A presses if done individually. So during a 120 star run, you would round these half A presses down, but on a star-by-star basis you would round them up.