Lance had come storming into the room, arms flailing about wildly he looked almost cartoonish. Keith was the opposite, following behind him slowly with a passive expression on his face and looking like he’d rather be anywhere else.
Lance stopped in front of the others where they sat, and he turned to look at Shiro first. “You-” he spat, “And you-” he turned to Pidge, “And especially YOU-” he pointed an accusing finger at Hunk, “My BESTFRIEND and my TEAMMATES, who I thought I could trust with my LIFE!” He wailed dramatically while Keith continued standing there. “Here I am, going about my day, where I thought NOTHING could go wrong because let’s face it - my life is PERFECT and you’re all just JEALOUS,” he coughed the last bit into his hand, “When I happened to walk past Allura talking to the mice about how YOU THREE,” he paused for effect, “Have been calling me and Keith HUSBANDS behind our backs, and let me tell you - we are both outraged, RIGHT Keith?” he turned around for confirmation.
Keith gave a shrug.
“See?” Lance whipped back. “Keith is FURIOUS.”