will you lie with me

idk man the thing that sucks about not being really pretty is that no matter what you tell yourself and what your friends might say, you sort of always know that you’re just not. and i’m not talking about being stubborn and fishing for compliments, it’s just knowing that you’re not conventionally attractive, that people on the street won’t double-take when you pass by them, that people won’t be flustered trying to talk to you. and i know looks aren’t everything but damn it sure feels like it when you aren’t absolutely gorgeous

  • fanfic writer: *writing* Oh wow, they are going to love this. This is by far my best work!
  • fic: *witty lines* *perfect love making* *fluffy enough to kill us all* *a dash of angst, a smidgen of hurt/comfort*
  • fanfic writer: Oh man. This is it. This will be my legacy! *sweats into fic* *bleeds into fic* *cries into fic* *spends days perfecting the grammar and verbage and sex scenes* *has 15 betas look over it*
  • fanfic writer: Okay. It is finally time to release my baby on the world. Here you go fandom. You're welcome.
  • fandom: Ha, cute. *like* *kudos*
  • fanfic writer: :/
  • * * *
  • same fanfic writer: *writing* Whatever. This is shit, I don't even care right now. A singing squirrel? Sure, let's do it. Haha, cheesy lines that make no sense, sure. Grammatical errors out the wazoo? Why not. No one's going to read this piece of crap anyway, I literally wrote it on a scrap of 1 ply toilet paper with a broken yellow crayon.
  • fanfic writer: LOL *post*
  • fandom: OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING YOU HAVE EVER GRANTED US WITH, WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE, OMG, I NEED A SEQUEL IMMEDIATELY, PLEASE. WHAT THE. I'M NOT EVEN WORTHY. *kudosrebloglikereccomment*
  • fanfic writer: *sigh*
I’ve been walked on, used and forgotten and I don’t regret one moment of it because in those moments, I’ve learned a lot. I’ve learned who I can trust and can’t. I’ve learned the meaning of friendship. I’ve learned how to tell when people are lying and when they’re sincere.
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you act like such a lonely man, but look at you. you’ve got the biggest family on earth. [x]

I refuse not to be a part of Pocky day

Someone: I really like you!

Me: what a Bad Choice but pls don’t stop

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an incomplete list of things yelled by me and the drunk guys in my section when roussel got a hat trick
  • FUCK ME SIDEWAYS ROUS
  • “WHERE THE FUCK IS MY HAT DUDE” “YOURE HAT ISNT GOING TO MAKE IT ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE” “WATCH ME BITCH” it didnt make it
  • BUTTER MY ASS AND CALL ME A BISCUIT
  • DICKS OUT FOR ROUSSEL
  • FUCK I SPILT MY BEER BUT HE GOT A HAT TRICK SO NOTHING MATTERS
  • EAT A DICK TAMPA
  • GET THAT MAN SOME FUCKING SPRINKLES
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The dress that started it all.

Dedicated to @ampharos98 I’m really sorry this is extremely late. Happy belated birthday!!!