will you lie with me

an incomplete list of things yelled by me and the drunk guys in my section when roussel got a hat trick
  • FUCK ME SIDEWAYS ROUS
  • “WHERE THE FUCK IS MY HAT DUDE” “YOURE HAT ISNT GOING TO MAKE IT ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE” “WATCH ME BITCH” it didnt make it
  • BUTTER MY ASS AND CALL ME A BISCUIT
  • DICKS OUT FOR ROUSSEL
  • FUCK I SPILT MY BEER BUT HE GOT A HAT TRICK SO NOTHING MATTERS
  • EAT A DICK TAMPA
  • GET THAT MAN SOME FUCKING SPRINKLES

Garcia Flynn. Question his methods, but don’t doubt his motives for a second. For @qqueenofhades - this is all your fault!  Tagging @garciiaflynn as well. 

Everything, Okay

(Or read on ao3.)

It wasn’t as if he could bring it up. There had never been any formal acknowledgement of their arrangement, though when he put it that way it sounded creepy. 


It just happened one night when Keith was jolted awake, breathing heavily,  cold sweat over his shaking limbs, and the lingering image of a Galra soldier aiming at his head. He hadn’t noticed Lance until he was right in front of him, sleepy but concerned expression, collar of his nightshirt pulled at an odd direction so light bounced off his collarbone. 


“Are you okay?” He said softly, no trace of the usual teasing or easy smirks. It was past midnight. Past midnight people put up fewer shields. 


“No,” he muttered. His hands wouldn’t stop shaking. He felt dizzy and on the verge of tears. He wasn’t in the mood to lie. 


“Do you want me to stay? I could uh…sleep in your bed with you,” his voice faltered a bit now, maybe he was starting to wake up. 


“Is that some kind of a joke? Because I don’t think it’s very funny.” Despite the shaking he had the sense enough to be offended. 


“It isn’t.”

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he was emotionally abusive to me and i didn’t realize it (or even knew what that word meant) until i found out after 2 years of us dating that he was hacking into all my social media accounts and blocking all my friends the ENTIRE TIME (plus a multitude of other things). what a lunatic. when i broke up with him, he was still texting me everyday. i had no feelings for him at this point, but i felt bad for him because he told me he was going to “commit suicide” (he said this to make me feel bad, he is not at all suicidal) and all this other crazy stuff. so i would occasionally reply.

whats happening here is him telling me that “all these girls want him”, which i knew off the bat was total bullshit- he just got dumped for lying, how stupid can you be? i let him lie to me because it was amusing. then after awhile i showed his best friend these texts (whos also my friend) and he told me he hadn’t left his room in two weeks, so theres no way this is at all true. after i confronted him, he stopped texting me. i ended up losing my virginity to his best friend a month later.

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(btw, d.e.n.n.i.s. system is from the show Always Sunny In Philadelphia- its a system that the character Dennis uses to manipulate girls into having sex with them and then dumps them immediately after)

Lie to me like you used to. Tell me everything is how it should be. Lie to me, did you have to? ‘Cause in the end it never matters what i think.
—  Plane vs. Tank vs. Submarine // Tigers Jaw

anonymous asked:

"accepting of people's preferences" in this case is condoning pedophilia, in my mind that's just as inexcusable, shame on you, not shame on me

Age gap ships do not equal paedophilia. A ships integrity should matter on how well the characters personalities meld together. Not on a construct of society.

I personally don’t like shaladin. I don’t despise it but I don’t hate it.

I don’t ship it but I’m not going to spend every waking minute making sure the whole fandom knows how I feel. I keep it inside. I do my best to avoid that content. If I happen to see it, I ignore it.

Your reasons for hating shaladin are your own. I respect that. Even shaladin’s have the decency to respect that. That’s why they tag their content. Because they know what they love is confronting and troubling to others. 

You can hate shaladin all you want but you had no right to try and lie to me about a fellow fandom member being something she’s not. 

I get you hate it. I get that it makes you feel things that you don’t want to feel. But projecting that hate onto others isn’t going to rid you of your problems and emotions. 

That’s why blacklist and blocking exist. Granted it isn’t always foolproof but they exist to make your Tumblr experience more enjoyable.

I understand that you despise the ship and anyone who associates with it but please try and remember who your real enemies are.

Because it’s certainly not the people who just want to be free of all the drama and enjoy the show and fandom for what it is.

I refuse not to be a part of Pocky day

Someone: I really like you!

Me: what a Bad Choice but pls don’t stop

[stares into the middle distance] 

I have made a huge mistake.