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Construction! Jensen

I’ve got a fabulously smutty Construction! Jensen coming tonight at 9:30 (ish) central/standard time thanks to the pushing of Beka and the video posted on the family business beer company’s Facebook page today.

I got the working Jensen feels and that came out in some hot, sweaty sex.

Anyone want in on that?

Originally posted by jensen-jay

anonymous asked:

virgo venus x aries venus, what u think doc. leo sun for the virgo and gemini sun for the aries

You’re probably good for each other and no one else

Aries, Cancer, Libra, and Capricorn lovers: you say you love me? Convince me that I need you. Then, and only then, would I consider depending on someone.

Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, and Aquarius lovers: you say you love me? Prove it. Then, and only then will I believe you.

Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius and Pisces lovers: you say you love me? Come into my world. Then, and only then, will you know the real me.

*use Venus and Moon

Signs at Night
  • "Look at the stars!": Aries, Gemini, Leo, Aquarius
  • "Look at the moon!": Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn
  • "Look at the sky!": Cancer, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces
Two Types of Signs

Aries: Either really chill or really crazy.

Taurus: Either really lazy or really hardworking.

Gemini: Either really clumsy and introverted or really “lit” and extroverted

Cancer: Either emotionally unstable on the outside or emotionally unstable on the inside. Either way they’re feeling some type of way.

Leo: You get a total sweetheart or you get a critical bitch.

Virgo: Very smart and wants to stay in and relax or is a social butterfly and can’t ever stay in the house.

Libra: Either completely sweet and loyal or annoying as hell with a pinch of two faced.

Scorpio: They can be positive and bring good vibes or really mysterious and quiet.

Sagittarius: They either like to be apart of the mainstream crowd and be loud or have their own small group of friends.

Capricorn: Either extremely loud or extremely shy.

Aquarius: The cinnamon roll or the asshole.

Pisces: They either enjoy staying inside all day or need to be around human company.

the signs flirting
  • Aries: You're hot *tells you everything they're thinking about you*
  • Taurus: *internally flirts with you* Them externally: Hi friend
  • Gemini: *shoots you with their flirt gun*
  • Cancer: Stares at you and imagines things in their mind
  • Leo: OH MY FUCKING GOD I LOVE YOU OMG OMG OMG
  • Virgo: Silly, passive comments, "Hey, you should try..." *suggest something that sounds like a judgement*
  • Libra: *murders you with their flirt knife*
  • Scorpio: Hot!! Cold!! Crazy....You're honestly going a little crazy bc u don't know what they're thinking
  • Sagittarius: Lets fuck!
  • Capricorn: Your eyebrows look funny...:/
  • Aquarius: *Talks non-stop about how different they are to impress you, really just seeing if you'll say somethng valid back*
  • Pisces: *blushing* *the whole* *goshdarn* *time*

love Mythology.
You know what I love most about Mythology?

Everyone just assumes Hades is a badass.
Hades isn’t a badass.
Hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog that looks like it can chew your head leg and arm off instantaneously - spot. He called his dog spot! (Not joking look it up,“Cerberus” is a Latinised version of the Greek Kerberos, from a Proto-Indo-European word *ḱerberos, meaning “spotted”. Literally I laughed myself senseless.)
Hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow.
Hades grows fruit, there is no sun in the underworld.
Let’s be honest the guy probably double knots his laces and cries when there are no more ice cream tubs left in the freezer after a tough day of dealing with Zeus and Poseidon.

Persephone however, that so called frail little thing that he “kidnapped” ? Yeah, about that. She’s another case all together. When Hermes went to the Underworld he expected to find a scared little girl. Instead he found a thriving Queen.
No like literally she would fight anyone who said anything bad or that hurt Hade’s feelings. She’d probably pet his head and constantly reassured him he was a fantastic King of the Underworld, and that he was totally scary and all that shit - while she glared at anyone who dared think differently, telling them to meet her in the pit.
That girl didn’t want to be another Maiden in the field. She knew exactly what she was doing when she ate those seeds.
She wanted a Kingdom, and that’s what she got.

If that isn’t life goals , then I don’t know what is.