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this is probably cheesy as heck but seriously i’m shatting my pants right bc how are there 1000 of u that like my trashy blog :’) thank you for all of you that stuck around since the beginning bc when i started this blog i literally thought i was gonna get like -2 followers LMAO y’all make me so happy all the time :(( and to EACH N EVERY MUTUAL EVEN IF WE’VE NEVER TALKED EVER i love u and i am probably your #1 fan ily and thank you for making tumblr 100000x better

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c-jay321  asked:

Omg the thought of Tensei and Fuyumi getting married and Todoroki and Iida becoming bros gives me feels ;A; Thank you again for creating another beautiful concept!

[BEST AWKWARD UNCLES]

@clymacs and @thecoolandspicyotaku are also to be blamed for fuyusei bc of our sharing of headcanons !!  :D

anonymous asked:

hello pls help,, i read that allura/pidge/lance sleepover fic which was SO CUTE BTW thanks for rec'ing it and now i'm craving more sleepover fics,,, ot at least fics where the team hangs out together and do fun stuff,, i checked the "group hangs" tag but unfortunately there's nothing in there :( if u happen to know fics like that, pls let me know, thank you so much ❤❤❤

i feel ya! here are some team bonding fics (there’s some more in our truth or dare tag <3)
- Vallie

Bonding Moments by dabnyfantown (1/1 | 3,115 | Teen and Up)

“Alright, alright. It’s my turn now. Fuck, marry, kill…Sonic, Bowser, or Crash Bandicoot,”  

“PIDGE!” Hunk screeched in protest, while Shiro simply shook his head in amusement.  

“What?” She responded, feinting confusion. “Isn’t that the point of the game?”  

“Well yea,” Lance cut in, “But you’re suppose to say like.. Hot celebrities or something.. Not your weird furry fantasies.”

Or

The team has some bonding moments, and so do Keith and Lance

Two Truths and One Lie by miraculousstorytelling (1/1 | 2,294 | General)

While half of the team is out on a supply run, Lance suggests the remaining team play a game to pass the time.

Operation Slumber Party by lovelyomelette (1/1 | 1,661 | Teen and Up)

The ship was dead in the middle of space. And all the five paladins could do was wait. Have you ever tried to sleep alone when terrified?

anotherstellarconversation  asked:

so i heard ur sad (and i hope ur not feeling as sad anymore and,, im always here to talk if u want jsdjjpbfs) and i have no idea how to write hcs bu t pls,,, imagine married life with jared mememan n moving in a new house. “i want orange ass walls. interior designing??? i’ve never heard of her who is she” “that’s cool, i want a divorce :^)”

thank u dude. i lov u. i’m still feeling pretty down but this made me smile a lot.

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perks-of-being-a-book-thief  asked:

I LOVE YOUR ART SO FREAKING MUCH I JUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dude, sometimes after you update something i just stare at it like "what sacrifice did he do to have such an incredible mind and amazing ocs/stories/drawings" ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ keep on with the amazing work, you're doing great sweetie (i just... i'm in love, marry me or let me marry your art, pls?)

Ahh!! You’re too kind thank you!! I’m so happy to hear you enjoy my original stuff ;u; <3 I will keep working hard! 

one of my case workers @ first place bought me fallout 3 and oblivion and bitch I am in LOVE with oblivion

yall already kno I love dremora with my whole gay heart and im having the fucking time of my life I love this game & I love the setup & the signs ur character can be born under

everythings so bright and pretty & I love the dremora so much

astro-child  asked:

nissi!! pls help i need 2 find a jikook fic v desperately (what thirst) ;u; anyway it's like a childhood best friend au where they grow up and jk has to go to army(?) i think and that's how they grow apart but then they don't actually forget each other but jm is attached when jk comes back,, + emo stuff and woo! jm is getting married???? but ya anyway they call off the wedding and the last scene was them walking along the beach (there was a lil bit of sugakook and i think taekook(?) in it) [1/2]

[2/2] if it helps it was like written in a diary form??? jungkook’s diary to be exact!!! ahh i can never remember titles omg ;; anyway if u really do find it by some miraculous magic means thank u nissi u r the real mvp i love u pls marry me

hey omg is this lost in the gaps by namakemono

bts ships

Anonymous said: hi! i’m fairly new to the bts fandom and i was just wondering what are the ships in bts and the most popular ones? thanks for answering if you do!! love you and your blog!!!

ANON UR SO CUTE PLS OMG THANK U ILY TOO but anyways this post isnt about me…. its about the beauty of ships…. now this is gonna be long…. i dont know the most popular ships really but ill just tell u my personal favorites (with an *)! gifs are not mine!!

*NAMJIN (namjoon x jin):

Originally posted by namjinkiss

also known as my parents. namjoon taking on the manly father role whilst jinnie is the loving mother to bts and me. they are married and no one can tell me different just look at how he’s looking at him in the gif im screaming and they even have the same last name. you know who shares last names? married couples and family but theyre not family bc theyre married and meant to be together forever

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anonymous asked:

pls can u suggest some good kdramas featuring exo, i have never been into kdramas before but i figured if you love kpop you end up loving kdramas too, thank u if u can! i'm not a terribly huge fan of gore etc i have already watched exo next door but it was a bit bleak

I wouldn’t recommend any exo dramas for you then because whichever member is featured is always either injured or killed (a frustration that pains me every bloody time). However Chanyeol’s chinese movie (so I married an antifan) is cute and subbed on YouTube somewhere 😊😊

anonymous asked:

"I try to write" Queen. QUEEN LISTEN. I CANNOT WITH YOUR WRITING. TOO GOOD. SO GOOD. IF THATS "TRYING" TO YOU, THEN WTF IS MY WRITING SISTER LIKE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. I LOVE. YOU. LIKE LETS MEET UP ! LETS GET MARRIED WHATS UP. I LOVE YOU.

AMDMCNSSLMAOOO STOP OMG THIS IS SO SWEET N FUNNY IM ( //Д//).:*♥;;;; SHU SH I BET U WRITE WONDERFULLY PISH POSH i just have mixed feeligns abt my own fhfhfhh but pLS I LOVE U OMG THANK YOU SM!!!!!!! AHHH THIS IS SO SWEET I CANT AHDKSHSH UR SO cUTE??? ok but pls take me out to dinner first

You May Hate Me, But I Love You [pt.4]

@peanadwithjam said: hellooo!I really like your recent jimin drabble and I hope I can request for an imagine where jimin youre married to jimin because of his father wants him to marry you and jimin has a girlfriend.His mom made you promised that you will seduce/make jimin fall in love with you because his gf isnt nice and he ends up falling for u?Thank youuu
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Genre: Angst/Fluff/Romantic(?(the genres aren’t always accurate bc i write them before I even start the scenario to pls don’t be mad @ me)
Word Count: 2251
Member: Chimx2

A/N
This is most likely the last part. It’s maybe not the ending everyone wanted/expected,,,,,,bUT NONETHELESS I HOPE Y’ALL LIKE IT :DDD
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It has been two and a half months since Jimin and you were wed. Nothing changed in that time. Jimin continued to not talk much and go out late at night to probably be with Yoojung. You were always stuck at home trying to make up excuses for him to Mrs. Park because she would want to talk to him, but he wouldn’t be home. It was hard trying to deal with everything at once. On one side, Jimin’s hatred for you only grew, or at least that’s what you thought. On another side, your mom’s condition was only getting worse. Jimin still didn’t know about her and you decided it was better off if he didn’t know. 

There was only so much you could take in. You were only one person, and all of this being shoved down your throat all at once wasn’t pleasant. There would be nights where you couldn’t sleep and you would stay up until six in the morning crying. Or worst of all you’d sit on the bed staring up at the ceiling and not feel anything, no emotion at all. Everyone came to check up on you once in awhile because they’d worry but those trips became less and less because you’d put up a front of being perfectly okay. But truth was, you weren’t fine at all.

You were fired from your job because you weren’t doing anything right. So you have always been stuck at home, all alone. This was the time where all the thoughts would flood your head and begin to suffocate you. It was where your self-hatred would begin to grow. You had become so broken, so empty on the inside. At this point in time, you just wanted it all to end. You wanted it all to just be a fucking terrible dream you’d wake up from soon. 

You felt so pathetic. You couldn’t look at yourself anymore. You didn’t even want to try anymore. And it seemed that Jimin caught on to that. Sometimes a flicker of worry would flash by in his eyes when he would come back home to see you in the same spot where he left you, lost in your thoughts. Sometimes he would stand at the front door and wait for you to ask where he was going, but it would never come. Sometimes he’d stare at you for a second longer, taking in your weary features. Sometimes he would come home only to hear you sobbing at five in the morning, he always had the urge to walk in and make sure you were okay but he would have to stop himself and would force himself to leave again. Sometimes turned into all the time, and seeing you this way only made him hate you more. You weren’t supposed to be like this, not ever. He knew you as the girl who was always so cheery, so happy, so positive, so bright, so optimistic. But what he now sees is nowhere near that person anymore. It felt so foreign seeing you this way, and it made him feel so god damn strange. 

***

Jimin had left the house in a pissy mood a few hours ago and you knew he would come back in an even pissier mood. You knew he went to the bar to down a few drinks, that may or may not turn into a few too many. You were currently seated on the couch, the TV becoming background noise as you lost yourself in your thoughts once again. Your hand found its way to your ring finger and you began to mess around with the wedding ring, a habit you seemed to have picked up in these past few months. There was a peculiar feeling beginning to flare up in the pit of your stomach. Something wasn’t right, it felt as if today something inauspicious was going to occur. You brushed the feeling aside and leaned back onto the couch.

Your phone began to ring beside you. Namjoon’s name flashed across the screen, without giving it much thought you accepted his call and brought the phone up to your ear. 

“Namjoon, what’s up?”

“y/n, you need to come to the hospital right away.” You instantly thought of the worst and jerked up from your previous position.

“Is everything okay?”

“Everything is great, your mom woke up! Hurry and come she’s asking for you.” It was evident in Namjoon’s voice that he was crying earlier. 

“I-I don’t have the car. Jimin left the house and I don’t know if I can get a taxi at this hour.” Your eyes permeated with tears as your hands slightly trembled from this sudden news. You were flushed with a million and a half of emotions.

“I’ll come get you, get ready awhile, I’ll be there in five.” You let out a shaky okay and hurriedly scurried upstairs to get changed. 

As promised, Namjoon had arrived at the house in five. You grabbed your purse and began to make your way to the door when it suddenly swung open with revealing Jimin with blood-shot eyes and an expression that was indescribable. He glared at your figure and raised a brow. 

“Where are you going?” His voice was low and petrifying.

“I-I-I I’m going with Namjoon to th-” He cut you off, “No. You’re not going anywhere.”

“But-” You began to protest but his booming voice caused you to immediately become silent. Your eyes grew with fear as you stared at his heaving figure.

At this time Namjoon had come up to the house and invited himself in, “y/n, let’s go we can’t waste any time.”

“She’s not going anywhere,” Jimin answered Namjoon.

“Jimin she needs to go to her mo-”

“DID YOU NOT HEAR ME!?” He turned around and shoved Namjoon backward with a fist to his jaw. You shouted at Jimin, jumping forward and grabbing his arm. Namjoon’s face held shock and confusion, he didn’t know what to say. 

Jimin brushed you off to the side and then proceeded to lift Namjoon up from his collar and kicked him outside the house. He slammed the door behind him and then walked over to you harshly gripping onto your arm and dragging you upstairs. He threw you into the bedroom and locked the door from the outside. You ran up to the door and began to bang your fists against it, shouting and screaming for him to open the door and let you go to your mom as tears streamed down your red suffused cheeks. But by then he was long gone. You heard the car’s engine rev up and scurried over to the window to see him pull out the driveway and drive off. You grabbed your phone off the floor and rang up Namjoon.

“What the fuck just happened?” Was the first thing he said when he picked up your call. 

“I-I don’t know. I need you to go back to the hospital and take care of mom okay? I can’t get out of the room, just go back.” You tried to ease your shaky breath but it was extremely hard. Something bad was going to happen and it was making you tremble.

“Maybe I could try to get you ou-” You cut him of. “No! You’ll be wasting time, just go back please.” You hung up afterwards and plopped onto the bed, twiddling your fingers in your lap anxiously. 

You shot up and began to pace your room back and forth. You weren’t able to stay still and you began to feel sick to your stomach from the past few events that had just occurred. What the hell happened to Jimin? Why did he act that way? Why wasn’t he listening to you? If something happens to your mom, you swear to go you’ll never forgive him. Even if he was drunk, that is no way to fucking act.

*** 5:30 AM ***

4 hours had passed since Jimin’s outburst and finding out about your mom waking up. You weren’t able to calm down or rest for even a bit. Something heavy was pushing down on your chest and it wouldn’t go away. You were never someone who prayed, but this night, that’s all you seemed to have been doing. 

You flinched when the sudden ringing erupted from your phone that lay on the bed. You stared at it for a few seconds, something telling you not to pick it up. You hesitantly reached out for it and answered the call. 

“Namjoon?”

“y/n…..” Namjoon called out your name and burst into sobs. That was enough for you to realize what happened, but you still had to ask.

With your own tears starting to flow you weakly spoke, “Namjoon…what happened?” 

“I’m so sorry…She…she…I’m so sorry y/n.” He said between sobs.

You tried to say something but your voice instantly cracked and you dropped your phone, beginning to weep. You stuffed your face in your hands, your frail body shaking with each breath you took. Everything seemed to come crashing down all at once. What did you ever do to deserve this?

It seemed like forever since you began to cry. Two hours to be exact. Two whole hours of continuous crying. Now you sit on the floor, no more tears streaming down your face. How could they? You cried so much that you weren’t able to produce anymore tears even if you wanted to. You didn’t want to believe it, you wanted this whole thing to just be a terrible nightmare and you prayed that you would wake up soon. 

The sudden turn of the door knob made you snap your head towards the bedroom door. Mrs. Park appeared from behind the door, her eyes watering as soon as she saw your figure. You shot up and ran into her embrace suddenly being able to produce tears again. She petted your head while trying to whisper words of comfort as she held your weak body in her arms. Mr. Park stood behind her, his brows furrowed while his eyes held sympathy. 

“We’re sorry.” He choked out, not being able to meet your eyes.

9:16

Two more hours had passed. Mrs. and Mr. Park stayed with you. You had now calmed down a bit but you still weren’t able to form a single word. Mrs. Park seated you on the couch and brought you a glass of water. She sat down next to you and allowed you to rest your head on her chest while her arms wrapped around you securely. Namjoon had called them shortly after he called you, he explained everything to them and the both of them had rushed over to you.

The front door opened and revealed the one and only, Park Jimin. He seemed surprised to see his parents here. His eyes fell upon you and he felt sorry. He knew he scared you the way he had acted earlier, but he wouldn’t have thought it would effect you like this. He was oblivious to what had actually happened. He opened his mouth to say something but was cut off when Mr. Park’s hand flew up to his son’s left cheek.

Jimin was shocked and stared at his father, “What was that for!? I know I shouldn’t have locked y/n in our room but I was intoxicated, I wasn’t thinking right! I was just mad, I’m sorry.”

You released yourself from Mrs. Park and made your way to Jimin, standing in front of him. After staring at him for a few seconds you spoke up, your voice was hoarse and scratchy, “My mom…She had cancer and has been in a coma for a while. Today she woke up. I was getting ready to go with Namjoon to go visit her.”

Jimin stared at you with a confused expression, he didn’t know where you were coming from. After a short pause you continued, your gaze now averted to the floor, “When you locked me in the room, I couldn’t visit her. I shouted and screamed out to you but you ignored me…I could have finally seen her, I could have felt her warmth just this one last time..Now she’s gone…She’s gone, and I couldn’t even say bye. Because of you, I wasn’t able to see her this one last time.”

“I-” He tried to say something but he couldn’t. He didn’t know what to say. So instead he let you continue, wanting you to shout at him, wanting you to scream at him, wanting you to lash out on him because he sure as hell deserved it.

You sniffled, “I hope you’re happy now Jimin. I’m finally going to leave of your life. You achieved my hatred. Live a happy life from here on out because I won’t be in it anymore. I don’t want to see your fucking face ever again, I fucking hate you, Park Jimin. I truly do.”

Leaving was the last thing he wanted you to do. He tried to spit something out, anything at all, but it was as if his throat was blocked. He wanted to stop you, but he couldn’t move, it was as if he was paralyzed. His eyes stayed fixated on you but he didn’t do anything. He didn’t have the right to. He didn’t have a reason to.

You wiped under your eyes. “Goodbye Park Jimin. This is the last time you’ll see my face.”

anonymous asked:

I love Adihi so much what's his story? Favorite color? Food? Such a cute bby ❤️❤️😭(sorry if I'm over enthusiastic I just love his design)

fuck!!!!! i love u so much thank u fr appreciating my boy . pls marry me

anyways!!!! yeah hes just . a boy

lived an easy upper-middle class life and is just . awkward and also stutters/still has voice cracks . hes boring smh
his fave colour is red and his fave food is like . anything spicy

stanningjiminie-deactivated2017  asked:

Hi Nissi! 😁 I've never read a kpop/bts fanfic and now I'm so curious to read some Jiminxbts in which it's the other character's POV.. do you know if there are? Possibly not smut 😊 Pls msg me if I didn't make myself clear xD thanks for your time 💕

i got u !! here are some good jimin fics to start with that arent in his pov
ringa linga by jeosheo; yoonmin
more victorious than winning the quidditch cup by aborescent; jikook
these things take forever (i especially am slow) by bookworm1805; jikook
déclassé by orphan_account; vmin
- marry you by chxmchim; vmin
- wash away my loneliness by melecs; yoonmin
- the petty criminal discount by kingkiwi; jikook
a few strings attached by yassan; jikook

basedsatanist  asked:

May I have a free tarot reading on what "C" wants me to know please? Thank you so much! Hint: theres a lot of sexual/romantic tension between me and C since I did sex/love magick on him. But he is also 12 years older than me, Christian, my teacher and just got married to someone else. So I won't go after him, I just want to know what he thinks about me and wants me to know. I request the Goddess tarot deck pls 💕 I understand if u don't want to read this though, thank u

You are going to laugh at me… but I threw a condom on the altar. There is lust here, but we should always conduct ourselves in a way that is safe for everyone. And I also rang the heck out of this bell to chill out all this tension.

Your card is the Two of Pentacles in the reversed position.

“TWO OF PENTACLES
The woman juggles two pentacles. Completely focused upon her act, she does not drop the pentacles.

Meanings: The ability to juggle several situations at once. Jobs, opportunities. Grace and bounty.Commerce and expansion. 

Reversed: Taking on too much. Time to concentrate on one thing at a time; master these before expanding.”

He seems to know that juggling interests can end up dropping one of them. He must be fairly young and married and is still settling into the life he has made for him and his wife. I hope that he does not become too comfortable with his home life that he thinks he can “expand” to seek others.

thedawnsky  asked:

God i love yoongi smut. Can u pls make me&him as husband&wife, about to attend one important family meeting but one thing leads to another then we ended up passionately making out under the rain hahaha ok thanks

Suga Fluffy Smut

“I now pronounce you as Husband and Wife.” After waiting 1 year, I finally turned from a fiancé to a wife. I am now married to the sweetest man in the world, my one and only Min Yoongi. He’s my world and my everything. Ever since the day we met, I knew I had fallen in love at first sight. We met 3 years ago, because our friends got us to meet as a blind date. It seems cheesy but I really did fall in love with Yoongi at first sight.

Today we were going to a fancy family dinner hosted by Yoongi’s parents. About 2 hours before the dinner, Yoongi was helping me decide on what dress to wear. “Which one? Black or White?” I asked. “Either. You’ll look beautiful in both” Yoongi smiled innocently at me. “Yah~ I’m serious. Eventhough we are married now, you still act how we were when we first started dating. You can be honest with me” I said. Yoongi sighed and pointed towards the white dress. I suppose it was because white is his favourite colour. I go to the bathroom to change when I suddenly felt a grip around my wrist. Yoongi was still sitting there, with his legs crossed, smirking at me. “Like you said, we are married now, so you don’t have to be embarrassed about your body. Just change here~” I was quite skeptical at first but since it was true I just stripped there. I was just wearing a tshirt and shorts so I slowly slipped off my shorts, bending down so he would have the perfect shot of my butt. As expected he got frustrated and lightly kicked my butt so I would hurry up. I giggled at his cuteness and got dressed a little quicker.

After fitting the dress, I pull my hair to one side and ask Yoongi to pull the zip up for me. He slowly zipped up the dress while leaving a trail of butterfly kisses from my back to the crook of my neck. He nibbled against my ear giving me a tingly feeling. “I love you” he said while giving me a peck on my cheek. “I love you too~” I smiled. We finished getting ready and but the time we actually finished it was time to go. We went to the car and like the gentleman he is, Yoongi opened the door for me. He went around to the other side and sat at the driver’s seat. He bent over to buckle my seat belt for me while giving a quick peck on the cheek. I laugh at his cheesiness sometimes but he’s too cute.

We arrived at Yoongi’s parents house, we got out the car and walked to the door, knocking on it. Out came Yoongi’s mother. “Oh, it’s lovely to see you again, ______. Have you been doing alright?” she asked. I nodded and smiled politely. She told me to come in and say hi to Yoongi’s father. I walked into the kitchen to help his mother with any preparations. “Oh dear, I forgot to buy some wine…._______ I know it seems rude to ask my daughter in law for favours but do you mind just buying a bottle of wine for the shop, about 2 roads away from here?” she asked embarrassed. I shook my head, saying it was no problem. As I was about to leave the house, Yoongi turned m around to ask where I was going. I explained to him the situation and he insisted that he would go with me. “I can’t let my Jagiya go by herself, it’s cold and dark now so there could be dangers lurking around the street!” I gave up and allowed him to go with me. His mother gave me the money to buy the wine and then we started walking to the shop.

Like his mother said, I saw the shop about 2 streets down. We walked in and the shopkeeper greeted us. “Hello, welcome, is there anything you want help with?” he asked nicely. “No we’re fine” Yoongi replied coldly. The two were giving each other death glares so I just started to look for the wine. Yoongi’s mother said she didn’t mind what brand, she just wanted some red wine. I just got the one that looked seemed high value and walked over to the counter. The two were still glaring at each other. I handed the wine over to Yoongi since he had the money. He took the bottle and smirked. “Could we also get a packet of condoms, PLEASE?” he said sarcastically. I giggled at his jealousy. The shopkeeper took a packet behind him, “small right?” he scoffed. Yoongi stared at the shopkeeper and gave a fake laugh. “No actually. King size” Yoongi said proudly. (A/N: throwback to that scandal😂🌝) The shopkeeper’s eyes widened as he didn’t expect such an answer. He hesitantly reached for the king sized condom and slid it over the counter. Yoongi gave the money over to him and bought the wine and condom.

We left the shop and Yoongi scrunched up the receipt and threw it away. “Why were you acting like that Jagiya?” Eventhough I said that, I find it cute how he was jealous just by the shopkeeper saying hi to me. “He was pissing me off…” he said coldly. I giggled. I gave him a long kiss on the lips and let’s just say: things got wet after that…

The rain came out of nowhere. We ran towards the nearest shelter we could find which was an ally way that actually had a cover. We stayed there for a while to wait for the rain to calm down a little. Yoongi wrapped his arms around me tightly. “Are you okay?” he asked softly. I nodded, giving him a sweet kiss on his cheek. “This rain isn’t going to stop anytime soon…” he whispered. Yoongi started to suck on my neck sensually. “Y-Yoongi~ We can’t do it here…” I barely say. His hands roamed around my body, outlining my curvy figure in the white dress. “Why not? We have a condom at the ready.” I could feel his smirk against my neck.

“B-But your parents are waiting for-” Before I could finish, Yoongi already shoved his excited tongue into my mouth, not allowing me to carry on. Unconsciously, my tongue started to move with his until we were in perfect sync. His tongue reached everywhere: my tongue, my teeth, even my gums. I couldn’t help but feel guilty over this, since my mother in law is probably waiting for me.

I suddenly felt a pair of cold fingers slide under my panties. I shiver at the cold wet touch. “Y-Y-Yoong-” Before I could finish helplessly calling his name, he forced me to lean back on him, allowing him to have easy access to any part of my body. He nibbled my sensitive earlobe whilst adding more pressure on his fingers on my clit. The sensation of his fingers never got old, everytime he would switch techniques, never allowing me to get used to his rhythms. When my lower region was wet enough, he inserted his 2 fingers into me, pumping them at a fast pace.

He twists and turns his fingers, making sure I got pleasure in each thrust. Yoongi curls his fingers and pushes in deeper. “F-Fuuck…” I moan. His fingers were magic. Each time he would hit my g-spot, force the butterflies to flutter more and allow my juices to flow. I could here something being ripped and I could tell what it was. “Time for the real thing” he said seductively whilst licking his fingers covered in my precum. He allowed me to suck his fingers to taste myself also.

After opening the packet, he unzips his trousers and boxers, allowing him to have more freedom to move. Also he carefully removes my panties down to my knees. Slowly, Yoongi puts the condom on. Of course it fitted him perfectly. Giving me a kiss on the cheek from behind, he asked “ready?” I nod. “Fuck!” His large size penetrated right into me with no struggle. My walls clenched around his cock. I was already wet enough to have friction between me and him with the help of the rubber. Our moans merged, making our sounds even louder, but at that point we didn’t care anymore. Having sex with Yoongi will never get old. “________, I’m gonna cum..!” As if it was a race, I released my cum first with satisfaction. Soon after, his seeds released as well. We quickly shared one last messy kiss before hurrying back to Yoongi’s parents house for the dinner party.

“Sorry we took so long, we wanted to wait a bit for the rain to slow down a bit” I apologise. Yoongi’s mother shook her head, saying no worries. “Yoongi! Pull up your zipper, your family have already arrived and you can’t be like that!” my mother in law says. I giggle at him, receiving a small pout afterwards.

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HUG ME

FUCK ME IN THE PUSSY SO HARD I START BLEEDING PROFUSELY

THEN FIST ME WITH THE FURY OF 1000 SUNS

MAKE ME RAMEN WITH YOUR CUM

BUY ME BUBBLE TEA

DICK ME SO HARD I SEE STARS!!!!!

DICK ME SO HARD I START DOING HOMEWORK

ALL I WANT IN LIFE IS YOUR SALIVA IN MY MOUTH

IM SO THIRSTY FOR YOU ALL I CRAVE IS YOUR PISS!!!!

HEHE xD ITS SO KAWAII DESUUUU~!~!@#~$!@$

PAY FOR MY CLOTHES AND MY COLLEGE EDUCATION

DO MY HOMEWORK FOR ME

SEHUN SEHUN SEHUN OH HOW I FEEL FOR THEE

I HAVE PROBLEMS BC OF U!!!!

I FEEL LIKE I AM 12 WHENEVER I SEE YOUR FACE :DDD

I FEEL FRENCH WHEN YOU SHOVE YOUR BIG DICK IN MY MOUTH

YOU COULD HONESTLY JIZZ IN A CREPE AND I WOULD EAT IT

IM NOT EVEN JOKING I NEED HELP

I PLAN ON DRUGGING YOU SO YOU GROW 8 PENISES

THEN ILL MAKE SURE TO RECORD US HAVING SEX SO ITS LIKE OCTOPUS PORN~

I FEEL AMERICAN WHEN YOU SHOVE YOUR WEINER UP MY ASS

CUT A HOLE WHERE MY HEART IS AND FUCK IT WITH YOUR DICK 

I WOULD COSPLAY AS A DIRTY NUN FOR YOU

MY LIFE IS A LANA DEL REY SONG WITH YOU IN IT

TEACH ME HOW TO BE A HEARTBREAKER!!!~!#~!$

PISS ON ME TILL I LEARN HOW TO DRESS STYLISH

DESTROY OPPA420 FOR ME

WHISPER DIRTY THINGS LIKE “immigration quotas” IN MY EAR IN KOREAN WHILE WE ARE FUCKING SO IT SOUNDS ROMANTIC TO ME <333

STAB ME IN THE CHEST WHILE CHANTING “YEHET” VERY LOUD

RECORD WEIRD SOUNDS AND PLAY THEM AROUND THE HOUSE SO I FEEL SO SCARED I RUN OUT OF OUR HOUSE AND GET HIT BY A CAR

JIZZ IN MY YOGURT SO I KNOW ITS LOVE <3333

FIST ME AGAIN BECAUSE IM A THIRSTY HOE

IM HONESTLY SO THIRSTY FOR YOU ID DRINK A GALLON OF YOUR SWEAT PUKE AND DRINK IT UP AGAIN

PLEASE DON’T JUDGE ME I AM INNOCENT AND PURE

SEHUN SEXHUN U MAKING ME FEEL CERTAIN WAYS

FUCK MY ASS SO HARD IT BECOMES A GAPING BLACK HOLE

COVER MY BODY WITH YOUR SWEAT INFUSED UNDERWEAR

YELL THE LYRICS TO #DESU WHILE WE ARE HAVING SEX

PLAY PRIMADONNA BY MARINA WHILE WE ARE FUCKING ON THE COFFEE TABLE

IM GOING TO ENCHANT YOUR CUM TO GIVE LIFE SO EACH TIME YOU KILL ME JUST CUM IN MY ASS AND I WILL BE REBORN AND PERFECTLY OK

HOLD ME AGAINST A WALL AND TICKLE ME TILL I START CRYING AND SCREAMING “MILK ME IM A COW”

SPLIT ME IN HALF WITH YOUR DICK AND GLUE ME BACK TOGETHER

POUR HYDROCHLORIC ACID ONTO MY SKIN AND FUCK THE HOLE IT MAKES

*PLAYS CHARLI XCX- TAKE MY HAND AND SEHUN LITERALLY TAKES MY HAND CHOPS IT OFF AND MASTURBATES WITH IT*

DYE YOUR HAIR LIKE A RAINBOW AGAIN AND MAKE YOUR HAIR GLOW WHEN YOU JIZZ

HIT ME WITH PHEROMONES SO I FEEL LIKE IM GOING THROUGH MENOPAUSE

BECOME AN AMERICAN APPAREL MODEL AND WEAR THIS POST ON A SHIRT FOR THE COMPANY

PISS AND CUM IN A CAPSULE AND MAKE ME TAKE THESE CAPSULES ONCE A DAY FOR MY HEALTH

JIZZ IN ME SO MUCH I BASICALLY BECOME A SPONGE OF YOUR JIZZ

INJECT YOUR JIZZ INTO MY BLOOD SO I ALWAYS HAVE A PART OF YOU FLOWING THROUGHOUT ME <333

DIP YOUR TESTICLES INTO MY SOUP

CAST SPELLS ON ME TILL I TURN INTO A MEME

STICK CHEETOS UP MY ASS AND EAT THEM FROM THERE

MELT SOME JOLLY RANCHERS AND REPLACE MY BLOOD WITH IT THEN STAB ME AND PLACE A STRAW AND DRINK AWAY SEHUN

ADOPT MULTIPLE CATS WITH ME

ILL LICK YOUR PINKY TILL IT IS HEALED

ILL LICK YOUR TESTICLES AS WELL

ILL WORSHIP YOU

ILL CLIP YOUR TOENAILS AND SAVE THEM IN A JAR

CUT OFF MY ARM AND USE IT AS A BROOM

AYY AYY AYYYYYYYY

KILL ME AND STUFF MY BODY WITH CAKE AND JUST EAT ME OKAY

SHOVE YOUR HEAD UP MY ASS AND HIDE FROM THE CRAZY FANS

I AM NOT A CRAZY FAN. I AM HIS CRAZY LOVER

SHOVE YOUR PENIS WRAPPED IN BACON INTO MY MOUTH

STICK YOUR FINGERS IN MY MOUTH AND MAKE ME PUKE <333

STICK YOUR DICK IN MY EAR

JIZZ IN MY EAR

ILL PICK YOUR NOSE FOR YOU

POKE MY BRAIN WITH YOUR DICK

GOUGE MY EYES OUT AND FUCK THE SOCKETS 

WHEN YOU CLIMAX PUNCH ME IN THE STOMACH AND YELL “OHORAT!!”

WHISPER LINES TO THE MOVIE CLUELESS IN MY EAR

CALL ME IN THE MIDDLE OF NIGHT AND PRETEND TO BE A MURDERER BUT ACTUALLY KILL ME

USE ME AS A TOILET

SELL ME OFF TO THE OTHER EXO MEMBERS LIKE A PIMP

HELPPP HELPPP HELPPP I NEED HELPPPPP THIRST QUENCHER

WHEN WE GROW OLD BUY ME INSURANCE THANK SEHUN!!!!

DO THE HARE HARE YUKAI DANCE WITH ME ON CAMERA

DO THE HARE HARE YUKAI DANCE WITH YOUR DICK IN MY ASS

JUST DO THE HARE HARE YUKAI DANCE

WE WILL BECOME THE NEXT BLING RING TOGETHER AND ROB SUHO’S HOME ALL THE TIME FOR HIS STUFF BC HES A RICH DADDY

HEAVYYY BREATHING NOOOOOOOOOOO

WHAT IS GOING ON

SLAY MY PUSSY

FIST IT AGAIN AND AGAIN

USE MY BLOOD TO PAINT THE WALLS

SING CALL ME MAYBE FOR ME AS YOU SLAP ME IN THE FACE MULTIPLE TIMES FOR THIS POST

BLAZE IT ON 420 WITH ME AND LUHAN

GIOWEHNBIONANORIUBAOIEB

WE WILL GET MARRIED AND OUR CAKE WILL BE FROSTED WITH ALL YOUR JIZZ I SAVED OVER THE YEARS

DESU DESU DESU KAWAII DESU DESU DESU

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH ME RIGHT NOW

*plays Gee while sehun murders me*

THANK U SEHUN FOR MAKING MY LIFE WONDERFUL

I DONT UM???

SEW MY MOUTH CLOSED AND BREAK IT OPEN WITH YOUR DICK

THANK YOU FOR THIS BUBBLE TEA SEHUN

ID EAT SUSHI OFF OF YOU ANYDAY BTW

PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS

TACKLE ME AND DANGLE SPIT FROM YOUR MOUTH OVER MY FACE TILL I CRY

COVER 212 BY AZEALIA BANKS

SHAVE YOUR PUBES INTO MY PASTA

PULL ME ON STAGE AT THE CONCERT AND PUNCH ME IN THE FACE FOR THIS POST

HIRE THE TWERKING SUPERHEROES FOR ME

ID LET YOU SHOVE NASTY KOREN PIZZA WITH CORN IN MY MOUTH BECAUSE I LOVE YOU

SPRINKLE METH ONTO MY CUPCAKES LIKE ITS DECORATIVE SUGAR AND FEED ME EACH ONE AND WHEN I FAINT CUM ON MY FACE AND WRITE YOUR NAME WITH SHARPIE

I FEEL REBORN

I AM NOW KYARY PAMYU PAMYU

THIS IS ALL THANKS TO YOU SEHUN

SEXHUN HAS MADE MY LIFE 100000000000000X BETTER

CALL YOUR MOM AND SHOVE YOUR PHONE UP MY ASS

RIP OPEN MY INTESTINES AND CUM IN THEM THEN JUMP ROPE WITH THEM

I AM OVULATING BECAUSE OF YOU SEHUN

AHHH IM GETTING HEAT FLASHES

JOIN THE ANIME CLUB WITH ME SEHUN

BREAK MY NOSE AND SPELL “YEHET” WITH THE BLOOD ON MY FOREHEAD <333

STAB ME REPEATEDLY WITH A KNIFE AND FUCK ALL OF THE STAB WOUNDS WHILE I CRY IN PAIN BEGGING FOR MERCY

LASTLY JUST FIST ME AGAIN

THANK U FOR THIS XOXO LOVE LIFE LOVE JESUS

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GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY HOW IN THE EVERLOVING SHIT DID I GET 600+ FOLLOWERS?  (I was supposed to do something for my 500 milestone but lmaooo im uncreative)

thANK YOU NYA’LL FOR YOUR MEMERIFIC SUPPORT.  IT MEANS  V MUCH TO ME AND I AM MUCH HAPPY.  HERE’S A SMALL BIAS LIST BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO

I LOVE YOU GUYS SMOOCHES

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