can we get more frat boy Shiro headcanons pls 😭😭😭 they're so good ughhhhkhghkjg
SINCE YOU ASKED SO NICELY I WANT TO DELIVER!!!!!!!
- Shiro once tried to do the prank to the sorority with ordering them like 50 pizzas and was so stoned he actually paid for it with his credit card.
- Then when he realized he sucked at the prank, he asked them if he could go over for a slice and they thought his attempt at the prank was so sad they let him have some
- One time while playing darts, he got hit with one in the shoulder and didn’t even realize it until hours later
- Shiro rocks the tanks + snapback look
- At first he was a lil self conscious because of his scars (still has the prosthetic and the scars from some accident he was in) but his frat bros were very supportive
- Being one of the older members, he takes on the position of frat older bro pretty easily. Will definitely be the one on the grill using his Dad Voice™ during bbq night
- Ridden a mechanical bull for the longest of the frat and didn’t throw up. The absolute madman.
- Is the record party thrower. Once made a single night party a 3-nighter barely trying
- Has taped two big ass 40 oz beers to his hands
- Matt: Dude, why would you do that to your hands?
Shiro: Easy access.
Matt, laughing: What if you need to pee?
Shiro: I’ll think of it… when I think of it.
Matt: My hero.
- Shiro has definitely climbed onto a bar a la coyote ugly when he gets wasted. Probably also has fallen off said bar, but he likes to think of the fun times.