will shith

reasons why my grandpa is the best:

  • he made my wife and i (i’m a woman) a giant banner for our one year anniversary 
  • when i was pregnant, the baby was kicking and when he touched my belly, the baby stopped and he called him a little shit
  • he once called and left a voicemail asking how to spell styrofoam
  • he flipped a table bc he saw someone hit a dog
  • he beat skrim in 4 days
  • he served in the korean war and when he came home, he learned korean so if he ever ran into a korean vet, he could “give them the same respect he’d give an american vet”
  • my son has two moms and there was a “special guy in your life” day at his school for father’s day so my grandpa went and showed up in dress pants and a pressed shirt bc he “didn’t want to embarrass him”. also, there was a little boy who didn’t have anyone there and grandpa asked if he could be his “special guy” and the little boy beamed
  • he knows all of the secrets to the zelda games
  • he’s had 4 open heart surgeries and can still kick your ass
Spiderman Homecoming was A1

A1 means great

oh look another movie master post by ya girl here we go

  • ok im gonna start ya’ll off with a BANGER 
  • {{so get this when the Avengers first had their alien battle in New York (2012) Peter would have been 10 years old so I low-key think that it was Peter that did the little drawing of the Avengers that the movie opens with}} I have since rejected this theory completely upon realizing I wrote this post at 3am and how the fuck could he have it if Peter drew it???? Cmon me
  • Tony is trying SO HARD to be a better dad than Howard was
  • “How’s your daughter?” (u speak Spanish rly Peter)
  • when he’s standing on that building and that guy sees him and goes “Do a flip!” and he actually does
  • “Hey it’s my car dumbass.”
  • when he first walks into the bank and is trying to decide how to stand what a dork
  • Hannibal Buress’ two (2) scenes
  • him running through sprinklers
  • the dog
  • that whole scene where he was chasing the van
  • i feel like the past spider-men were like really graceful and swinging really neatly but this Peter literally hurls himself everywhere and crashes into so many things
  • “You know I’m a curious person by nature.”
  • when Peter rejoins the decathlon team 
  • “You can’t just abandon us then stroll up and expect to be welcomed back by everyone.”  “Hey, Peter welcome back!”
  • Ned has a sticker of the “this is fine” dog on his laptop
  • “Uh I put a tracker on someone, he’s a bad guy.”
  • “Nedcallmebacktheglowythingsabomb!”
  • “I don’t really want to celebrate something that was built by slaves.”
  • plus the guard during that scene and his little hand gesture
  • *Peter falls down the elevator shaft*  “Thank you.”
  • Donald Glover “I know what a girl sounds like.”
  • “That’ll dissolve in two hours!”  “I got ice cream, man.”
  • when he steals the keys from the guys on the ferry he says yoink
  • he is so frantic when he tries to save the ferry and distraught when it starts to fall apart again
  • he literally almost ripped himself in half to try to save it
  • “If you cared you’d actually be here.” Tony: “GUESS WHAT.”
  • deeper twist to that yes he’s there Peter just like his dad never was for him 
  • that scene was a good Dad Tony moment
  • “If you’re nothing without this suit, then you shouldn’t have it.” this is so important
  • ^ honestly i could go into so much detail about that just lemme know if you want me to ill make a whole ‘nother post about that shit
  • that hall pass was ridiculously huge
  • GOD the most jarring shift from Aunt May teaching Peter how to dance and tie and tie and there’s happy background music and he’s so excited then BAM fuckin Michael Keaton opens that door and ho-ly shit
  • he is so fucking scared during that whole scene in the house and in the car
  • he’s FIFTEEN years old and he’s got absolutely no idea what this guy will do if he finds out who Peter is. this is basically his frst encounter with a real villian and he scared shitless
  • he literally almost cries in the backseat when he sees Vulture start to figure it out
  • when Michelle flips Peter off at the dance and the way she flips Peter off at the dance
  • “I’m…looking at……porn..”
  • the fucking SCENE where he gets crushed he is so scared and so hurt and oh my god
  • Tom Holland’s acting was A fucking 1
  • he does good hurt/crying/scared noises that sounds weird but it is v important
  • “C’mon Spiderman!” 
  • how desperately he tried to save Vulture he is so good and pure and just really wants to protect people he doesn’t want anyone to die
  • “I’m trying to save you!”
  • the random school mascot running by towards the end??
  • the bathroom scene
  • Tony is so happy to have a son he loves Peter fight me
  • super random but i love the way Tony taps his watch to reveal the suit
  • “Look at that. Look at me.”
  • the way Tom turns his head when he says that is rly funny too
  • when Happy goes “He’s a good kid.” and Tony does that fucking shrug smile thing and the look was a mix of “Yea I know” but also like parental pride??? it’s a very specific look that i cannot fully explain
  • PEPPER
  • AFTER CREDIT SCENE Vulture is either protecting Peter bc he saved his life or he wants to kill Peter himself


come yell at me about any and all of this please

Marauders at Disney
  • James and Sirius, upon entering the park, make a beeline to secure fast passes for their favorite rides (the ones like Matterhorn, Indiana Jones, Space Mountain, etc.)
  • At this point, Remus is really regretting not investing in a pair of those child-leashes that a good third of the parents at the theme park are sporting.
  • Peter tries running after Sirius and James, but gives up (not being fast enough) and hangs back alongside Remus, getting distracted by the array of gift/candy shops lining Main Street USA
  • Remus has to get a picture of Sleeping Beauty’s castle upon entering. He just has to. 
  • James and Sirius are really smug when they get to cut in front of everyone with their fast passes. Remus just gives apologetic looks, and Peter has to shovel down the pretzel he bought before they get on the ride. 
  • Ok, so considering the average temperature for Scotland during the summer time is around fifty seven degrees, and for southern California (L.A.) it’s around eighty one- they’re dying.
  • James and Sirius are wearing the bare minimum, and Remus has to rent a locker to stuff his sweater into
  • Sirius is rocking a man bun
  • James buys a Wizard Mickey hat and absolutely refuses to take it off
  • Peter may or may not be on his fifth churro by the time lunch rolls around
  • Remus really enjoys the small corners and alleys of the park where the crowd thins 
  • Peter gets a coonskin hat from frontierland
  • Lots of shameless flirting with princesses coming from Sirius that result in autographs with the occasional phone number attached. 
  • James seeing the Ariel and automatically missing Lily
  • Peter getting sick on the teacups ride after James decides to spin theirs as fast as he fucking can.
  • Lots of “JAMES NO!” 
  • Sirius and James, after hearing about the two hundred feral cats that prowl the park at night, decide to go on a hunt for them
  • They legit smuggle cat nip inside the park and search the bushes for cats
  • Remus is so done with everyone’s shit
  • He just wants to have a normal visit at Disneyland is that so hard to ask?
  • Peter really wants to watch the parades, but Remus sees this as an opportune time to beat the crowds (now gathered along the street) to the rides
  • Remus is honestly ride or die. He doesn’t fuck with these slow ass tourists who have no idea where they’re going. He knows where to go and everyone is getting in his way.
  • Sirius getting picked on by characters (i.e. Chip ‘n Dale tugging on his man bun and snickering at it) 
  • James in a flexing contest with Gaston
  • Remus only taking pictures the Mickey and Friends characters
  • And he’s all embarrassed to walk up to them at first 
  • James taking the mic from the tour guide on Jungle Cruise because he thinks his jokes are lame, so he starts dishing out puns like its nothing and does a mic drop
  • Peter screaming a little too shrilly when the Yeti pops out on the Matterhorn
  • Sirius and James trying to find the entrance to the secret basketball court on the matterhorn
  • Also using alohomora to get into restricted areas of the park
  • Sirius singing Small World on repeat
  • James trying to harmonize
  • Remus really likes walking through Sleeping Beauty’s Castle (James and Sirius are hardly impressed)
  • But his favorite ride is the Disneyland Rail Road
  • Peter’s favorite ride is Star Tours and he convinces the others to ride it at least four times throughout the day.
  • James’ favorite ride is Indiana Jones. When he sees the snake statues in the ride, he mutters “Snivellus?”
  • Sirius prefers Pirates of the Caribbean 
  • Remus getting really insecure because he notices little kids looking at the scars on his face with mild confusion- some are even scared
  • But then Peter Pan comes over and he does his thing. He tells Remus (making a big show of it so that others can hear) that he must’ve put up a good fight against the “pirate” that did that, and comments on how brave he is
  • Remus is just smiling the entire time and plays along with Peter Pan, and the kids gathered around are awestruck
  • Sirius and James posing for the camera on Splash Mountain 
  • Having to restrain Sirius and James from jumping into the Rivers of America to get to the island

this is my first paper doll

it took like 170 layers

it was worth it

@therealjacksepticeye is super duper cool and i dont know i just feel like it was worth it, he helps me so much when im feeling anxious and hearing his kind and encouraging words makes me so happy, im just so grateful to the universe for him hes so cool hes dope as shit

he also hit 15 million recently that was super cool wowowowowowowow im so hapy wowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow

its also 1 am and ive been awake for 19 hours so goodbye peace have a lovely day

  • jack and bitty go to the same coffee shop
  • they always notice each other but don’t actually talk to each other
  • bitty’s always working on his computer
  • jack’s always reading
  • one day the place is crowded, so they end up at the same table
  • jack accidentally notices that bitty is watching falcs re-runs 
  • jack accidentally gets super excited
  • bitty notices and asks jack if he follows hockey
  • jack has no idea what to say to that because 
  • really
  • he’s pretty modest, but he also doesn’t remember the last time somebody in providence didn’t recognize him
  • really
  • it’s a hockey town
  • it’s a bit of a problem tbh
  • but still
  • jack manages to choke out a ‘i- yeah, i do’
  • at which point bitty starts going on and on about how ‘oh well all of the sports people at the paper i work for are out sick so somehow i got roped into covering this game tonight, and i just don’t know what i’m doing- got any advice?’
  • and like
  • of course jack does
  • jack has so much advice
  • jack spends well over an hour giving bitty hockey advice, and talking to him, and occasionally maybe accidentally flirting with him
  • and then he realizes what time it is and remembers that he’s gotta play in the game that night, so he waves of bitty’s thank-you’s and heads out
  • and that night at the game bitty just about dies when jack waves at him from the ice, because
  • holy shit
  • he spent all afternoon flirting with jack zimmermann, captain of the falconers, without actually realizing what he was doing, and he really, really doesn’t know what to do with that information
  • and somehow they don’t see each other after the game
  • and bitty 100% spends the rest of the night trying to figure out what’s going on
  • and like
  • he’s half convinced that he imagined the flirting etc.
  • but then he walks into the coffee shop the next day and jack is sitting in the same spot with two psl’s in front of him and a sheepish grin on his face, bitty almost melts
  • and like jack can’t stay long
  • (he’s gotta be at practice within the hour)
  • but his number’s already written on bitty’s paper cup and they already know each other’s coffee schedules and, yeah.
  • they’re in a relationship by the end of the month

‼️‼️‼️GUYS PLEASE DELETE ALL THE CONTENT YOU POSTED WITH VLD LOTOR AND STUFF THAT WAS LEAKED!!!! THE STUDIO CAN CANCEL THE WHOLE SHOW BECAUSE OF THE TROUBLE THEY HAVE NOW WORH DREAMWORKS!!!!!! THIS IS SERIOUS IF YOU CARE ABOUT THE NEXT SEASON OF VOLTRON!!‼️‼️‼️

Lance Analysis: sneaky boy values stealth and the element of surprise

ok, i’mma be frank. i have no idea where i’m going with this post, i just wanna talk about an interesting thing i’ve recently noticed with Lance’s character. this is probably gonna be a bit disorganized so i apologize but yeah.

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  • okay so andrew and neil are neighbors right and neil has two cats that almost never stay in when he’s not home
  • so they’ll wander around the street and everyone knows they belong to that short guy with angry red hair who lives with another much taller cheery guy
  • anyway people are okay with the ugly cats wandering into their yards and chilling and just having fun with other pets
  • but there’s one neighbor who is getting Tired of this shit

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anonymous asked:

So I have a very strange head canon I think you'll like for klance, basically lance is amazing at DIY crafts, he's very detail oriented and before him and Keith got dating he made Keith some cute gifts and would leave them for Keith outside his room

yes! im here for this. more lance & crafts because why not:

  • he is the arts & crafts god when it comes to babysitting his younger siblings
  • lance loves glitter and loves putting it on things that he makes 
  • (u can often find glitter peppered across his face and hands sometimes. keith calls them his glitter freckles)
  • lance is like a friendship bracelet making sweatshop ok that kid loves making friendship bracelets because he finds it lowkey therapeutic and it gives him an opportunity to show appreciation to his friends/family
  • team vld all have matching bracelets he made in their respective colours
  • but lance & keith have their own matching ones that he made for them after an exhausting battle they had (before they started dating) 
  • he can definitely knit and he knits his friends/family socks/sweaters/throw blankets for christmas 
  • macaroni art? thats his shit
  • hes also probably really good at scrapbooking 
  • he also makes his own cards for holidays/events so it feels more personal
  • basically he loves doing little diy things because it allows him to use his hands a lot and keep them occupied and helps when hes feeling down

the rfa+minor trio baking with mc :3

Zen

  • look
  • this boy
  • youre convinced hes probably never baked anything in his life
  • and he kept “accidentally” getting cake batter near/on his lips and would wait for you to
  • you know,
  • get it off………
  • of course you did it every time BUT THAT’S NOT THE POINT
  • the point is he sucks at baking
  • you just wanted to make some cupcakes for him and his crew to congratulate them on their new muscial
  • but nO
  • he took his shirt off when it got batter on it
  • so did you
  • the cupcakes never got done
  • tragic

Yoosung

  • he was oddly good at baking ??
  • he was secretly trying to impress you
  • he did
  • at one point you booped his nose and got icing on it
  • so you licked it off
  • and he blushed so hard you thought he was gonna faint
  • then he swiped some on your nose and licked it off
  • “I guess…were even now…”
  • this boy is gonna be the death of you jfc
  • you kept sneaking kisses from each other as you prepared the cookies
  • eventually you ended up making out next to the oven till the timer went off and scared yoosung
  • and yes the cookies were delicious

Jaehee

  • you weren’t surprised to know she wasn’t half bad
  • shes good at so many things
  • you were making little sweets for the rfa party
  • she looked so cute when she was baking
  • she had this little smile on her face
  • she poured every measurement perfectly
  • she got a lot of flour and powdered sugar in her hair though
  • its your fault shhh
  • in return, you got a lot of frosting on your face
  • you had a lot fun together~ <3
  • you took a relaxing bath together afterwards

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RFA Members + V & Saeran Having To Sleep In A Twin Size Bed

Yoosung

  • Okay this boy already probably sleeps in a twin size bed tbh
  • So when you slept over at his little apartment for the first time he was very positive you both were going to fit
  • He practically is falling off of the bed because he’s lying on the edge
  • He’s very nervous that he may knock you off or you won’t have enough room
  • You have to convince him loads that you two will be fine and no one will be knocked off
  • BOY WERE YOU WRONG
  • You don’t know what happened but once you hit the floor he shot up from the bed and saw you lying there
  • He immediately panics and starts apologizing and you constantly tell him you’ re fine
  • When you get back in the bed he holds onto you for dear life hoping he won’t knock you off again

Zen

  • He looks completely cool about having to sleep in this tiny little bed when he stepped foot into the little apartment
  • hE WAS PANICKING
  • Once you both got settled down he squeezes you close
  • Prays so hard that The Beast™ won’t pop out to say ‘hello’
  • But luckily for him it didn’t and you both fell asleep very peacefully in each other’s arms

Jaehee

  • MOMMA JAEHEE MODE IS ON
  • Would probably offer to sleep on the couch because she doesn’t want the both of you to feel cramped
  • You repeatedly have to tell her that you two will be fine and she reluctantly agrees
  • She probably tries to keep her distance so you will be able to breathe
  • But how far can she really go on that small bed??????
  • Will relax and she will love holding you close <3

Jumin

  • Let’s all be real here
  • Mista trust fund kid would never let you guys have to sleep in a double bed
  • But since you both needed to sleep at your apartment for the night he hesitates before he agrees
  • Surprisingly like Jaehee he would also ask if you would like him to sleep on the couch so you could sleep
  • Again you would have to tell him that you guys will be okay and it would be fun
  • You both are cuddled up next to each other with your head lying in his lap
  • And it’s so comfortable????
  • But either way it was a good night

707/Saeyoung

  • tHIS LITTLE SHIT
  • HE WILL PURPOSELY KNOCK YOU OFF OF THE BED
  • THINKS IT’S SO FUNNY TOO
  • HEARING YOUR ASS HIT THE FLOOR HE CAN’T HOLD IN HIS LAUGHTER
  • Once you finally had enough of him doing this to you, you scold him and he pinky promises that he won’t do it again and he’ll let you sleep
  • BUT AGAIN THIS SHIT TICKLES YOU AND YOU FALL OFF THE BED LAUGHING
  • YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS YOU DRAG HIM DOWN WITH YOU
  • you both end up sleeping on the floor
  • you were too pissed at the bed and he just gave up and spread himself down on the floor
  • but whatever he didn’t do anything the rest of the night

V

  • This little precious cinnamon roll I swear
  • He worries that he’ll hurt you in his sleep
  • Whether being he’ll knock you off the bed or he may punch you
  • You hug him and tell him he won’t hurt you and if he does you won’t be mad
  • He pulls you close and you practically both melt into each other
  • Even though the bed is small he makes it seem like it’s huge because he’s so comforting

Saeran

  • He’S JUST LIKE HIS GOD DAMN BROTHER
  • Instead of teasing you while you are trying to sleep he will accidently do though
  • While he is sleeping he moves around a lot so in the middle of the night he accidentally pushes you off of the bed
  • This boy is such a deep sleeper he doesn’t hear the sound your ass and back made as you fell
  • When you get up to try to get back into the bed you notice he’s all spread out onto the bed
  • You try to find a way to wiggle yourself back into the bed
  • With this bitch taking up all of the room you just plop yourself on top of him
  • When he wakes up he notices you on top of him and he screams and throws you off
  • You have a headache and he is trying to calm himself down


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hey content creators could u maybe not fetishize abuse…… i dont care what u ship or which fandom ur into but its just sad to see situations ive been through being romanticized and portrayed as hot when in reality its the worst thing that could happen to u ever!! please dont do that thx for reading

First time with: Suga

Request: “First time with Yoongi”

Originally posted by sugastoungetechonawlogy

  • Despite what people think, Yoongi isn’t cold
  • He is actually really sweet
  • Especially to the people he cares about
  • Including his s/o
  • He would be surprised when you said you wanted to take it further
  • He would think you’re too innocent to have those thoughts
  • He’d tease the hell out of you
  • “What happened to my sweet innocent girlfriend?
  • After he had his laugh he would get down to business
  • “Is this really what you want?”
  • You bit your lip and nodded
  • He’d laugh. “So cute.”
  • He’d take you to the bedroom that you shared
  • He had waited for this moment for so long so don’t think he’ll be patient 
  • He would immediately undress you.
  • He would kiss down your stomach not breaking eye contact
  • You guys already know about his tongue technology
  • He’s gonna use that shit
  • He wouldn’t let you cum though
  • “Not yet, baby”
  • He would get on top of you now
  • He’d kiss up your neck to your ear
  • “Are you sure you’re ready? This might hurt”
  • “: Y-yes, I’m sure”
  • He’d kiss you to muffle your whines
  • When he pulled away and saw tears he’d freak out a little on the inside
  • “Does it hurt too bad?”
  • You shook your head no
  • “Can I move?”
  • “Please.”
  • He would give you 100% of his attention
  • He cared more about your pleasure than his
  • At least for now
  • He would let you cum this time
  • He’d love the way you moaned his name
  • “Fuck baby.”
  • He wouldn’t moan much but he would dirty talk
  • “ God, You feel so good around me!”
  • He’d bury his face in the crook of your neck when he cums
  • He’d whisper how much he loves you afterward
  • He’d be so soft during aftercare
  • He wouldn’t want to let you go 
  • He’d pull the blanket over the both of you and cuddle as close as possible

Sorry this came out later than I intended

~Admin Ari