will prolly like these

anonymous asked:

Okay but Reg and s/o have a child in the future and he's in shock like look at his family his s/o prolly runs a bakery and is definitely the cool parent but he's so happy because who would have thought that his s/o someone who threw a dodgeball as hard as they can in his face because he kept tormenting them in gym would end up being his life long partner and willingly have a child with him

@josie-smittenkitten since ur a sucker for reggie but also for baker aus

anonymous asked:

Karaoke night with everyone and while JD finds Veronicas efforts to sing adorable shes making his ears bleed. Mcnamara and Martha are prolly enduring it for the sake of their best friend. Like they all love her but jfc ronnie tone it down youll wake the neighbors before the rooster at dawn.

omg she probably tries to belt but she just ends up screaming and she probably thinks she’s rocking it but everyone else is just like…..pls……..veronica……

anonymous asked:

you seem like a cool guy can i chat w you or fuck no jump in a ditch?

U can chat w me!!!!!! just kno that if i dont respond for a while (like a few days while) i prolly dont wanna talk ?? But i most always do! :0 ❤

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Hypothetical Handplates scenario in which Sans realizes he can teach himself Common.

(Ugh, tumblr is making them blurry for some reason so I guess full-view if you want the not-blurry version??)

Convoluted explanation incoming. Handplates is an Undertale fancomic by @zarla-s and if you like Papyrus and Sans, go read it, is good stuff. So I guess this is an AU fancomic of an AU fancomic? I dunno, the idea wouldn’t leave my brain until I did something with it. So. Zarla did a Christmas doodle where Gaster gave the boys a box of ginger cookies that had the word COOKIES on the side in big letters, and because my job gives me way too much time to think about random stuff, I realized something.

In Handplates, Gaster taught the bros to read and write Wingdings but deliberately did not teach them monster Common (ie: English) so they can’t read his nametag or anything. Thing is, Wingdings is a 1:1 substitution cipher for English. Every Wingdings symbol exactly equals an English letter; it’s not a different language, just a different set of pictures. As somebody who has taught herself a fair number of substitution ciphers, there are a few things you look for when you’re trying to translate a code and you don’t have a key in front of you. Most notably, single-letter words (in English they will usually be A or I) or double letters next to each other. Like the OO in “COOKIES”.

Sans is smart. Gaster has fed them junk food before and odds are good Sans knows how to spell “COOKIES”. The word is on the box in huge letters and Gaster just said it out loud, so it is fresh in Sans’ mind. That double-O is a huge tip-off. He would put it together that the word on the front of the box matches what’s inside. Once you figure out a few of the letters, it becomes steadily easier to decode the rest.

I feel like Gaster exposes the boys to enough Common (the nametag, food wrappers, computer monitors, the books Sans sits on) that Sans could pick it up with a proper starting point. Papyrus probably not, because he had a hard enough time with Wingdings, but Sans is eager for any opportunity to undermine Gaster and I’m sure he’d jump at the chance. In this comic he elects not to tell Papyrus, though. He doesn’t know Gaster has cameras in the cell (or even what a camera is) but he’s figured out that Gaster can spy on them somehow, and the last time Gaster caught them learning something he didn’t like, Papyrus got the ever-loving hell beat out of him. So Sans keeps quiet about it for now. And thus starts the long-standing tradition of keeping important secrets from his brother.

On the technical side, it took me a freakin’ week to sketch and outline this whole thing. Coloring and shading only took me like a day. In the meantime Zarla actually kinda addressed the cookie comic, but this was almost done by then so oh well. I’m finding my poses and proportions turn out a LOT better when I’m doodling skeletons, like what, drawing basic anatomy will make you better at anatomy, you don’t say?? A lot of this was a self-challenge to see if I could imitate Zarla’s art style, and I referenced previous Handplates comics a lot for the backgrounds and Sans’ face. Full disclosure: Gaster’s pose up there is basically copied from Zarla’s original comic because I was rushing through to get on to the actual meat of the story. He’s just here for setup. I had fun trying to figure out how to do his Lost Soul head though. Also, I hate Papyrus’ face from the front. Also also, it was tricky trying to convey “mentally translating an unknown alphabet into a known one” when pretty much everyone who sees this comic is already familiar with the “unknown” one and not the “known” one, but I think I pulled it off. 

TL;DR- I imitated somebody else’s style to do an AU of an AU; I am not Zarla; Zarla is the creator of Handplates and also Gaster’s pose in the first panel; I like ciphers too much and also I gave the cookies icing because that is the only kind of ginger cookie I know.

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legends

vine

YJ: *declares his claim on Jaebum* MINE.

JB: *makes weird but cute dinosaur noises* heart attack~ (*´∀`*)

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Magilou’s prolly the sorta gal who likes grabbing Velvet by the bootycheeks to pull her in for a hug. She likes koala huggin’ but hasn’t gotten over the fact Velvet can cradle her scrawny butt in the palms of her hands with ease.

Also lemme pretend Velvet would like tugging on Magilou’s ears whenever she’s being a little shit okay bye these two took over my life and ruined it

All y'all need to watch Eyewitness. Why?

* compelling plot that IS NOT overused
* the acting has grown beautifully over the season + it is showcasing young, vibrant talent in the world
* LGBT+ rep, y'all, plus homophobia, internalized homophobia, coming to terms with your sexuality (and yes, the gay relationship is a bit of a subplot but I am still so fucking proud)
* real-life situations that depict a great overall representation of being the child of an addict, of running from your past, of loving someone unconditionally, of still dealing with the repercussion of losing a parent, of stressing about the thought of coming out to the world — actual, real things that people face every single damn day
* Gabe is a veterinarian, end of story
* set in a stereotypical small town instead of large metropolises
* dirt bike boyfriends ???
* very, very brief mentions/subplots of turning to drugs for relaxation, mild schizophrenia, ostracizing, plus so much more
* love is the most pure and most dirtiest sense
* Tyler Young and James Paxton

It has something for everyone. Seriously. Like crime shows? We got you. Like romance? We got that. Like thrillers? Bet. Love drama? Loaded. Humor? It’s there.

Save the show, y'all. It’s simple. Watch it. And you’ll love it. (: