will i literally ever be over this

things that got me yelling from episode 69
  • badass pilot davenport
  • “i stole your cousin’s shoes” “and i’m currently wearing them”
  • FINAL BOSS BATTLE
  • all the new music jfc
  • merle finally healing and its the ULTIMATE HEALS MVP POTG
  • *travis rolling for damage against john* “92…” “fuck off”
  • scared taako standing up to john 10/10
  • THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF ABRACAFUCKYOU
  • “you’ve solved my goading puzzle” one last you’ve solved my blank puzzle joke i love
  • everyone went unconscious
  • pan!
  • joaquin coming to their world
  • literally everyone that came out of the bonds
  • FREE SAMPLES
  • everyone confused when it seemed clint just started to take over and dm but it was just that 9 second thing
  • “Well. Bye!”
  • the use of Arms Outstretched during the whirlwind like yes fuck me up
  • istus!
  • “And then light.”
  • SCUTTLEBUDDY!
  • taako getting jealous of lucretia when jeffandrew said she was the most powerful person they ever met
  • “Johann was right! We won!”
  • angus makes so many friends and plays soccer now
  • “i’m about to smooch your fucking brains out”
  • P R I N G L E S
  • taako is a media empire bc of course he is
  • “everyone is in House Taako”
  • get shit on sazed literally burn in hell
  • career woman ren i love her so much
  • “my boyfriend is death”
  • the ango and taako hug and the “starting salary is nonnegotiable”
  • Earl Merle
  • merlegaritaville
  • “I know how hard you’re trying.”
  • KILLIAN AND CAREY WEDDING
  • kravitz’s hands are warm contrary to every taakitz fic in existence
  • “I have to shit.” never change magnus
  • carey wearing the bff necklace for her wedding
  • SERVICE DOG TRAINER MAGNUS
  • magnus naming his dog after johann :’)
  • “he found something worth living for” and i found something worth crying for thanks travis for sending that gut punch to me personally
  • just the entire scene where magnus dies surrounded by everyone he cares about
  • J U L I A
  • julia built the cottage for them and im a m e s s
  • “That was the ending you earned.”

I love when someone is just about to reply to someone else, but the instant they open their mouth to answer, their breath catches and they have to turn away to sneeze instead. Like, the moment they are engaged, it just tumbles out of them with enough urgency that they can’t even fumble through the first syllable of whatever they were about to say, they just have to get it over with before turning back for a redo.

So for the first time ever I had a fic reach over a hundred notes, and that is crazy to me.  I still remember the exact fic that I wrote for a different fandom that didn’t get a single note and I still remember the literal MONTHS I spent wanting to write for Stranger Things but also feeling like I would just get myself back into the cycle of posting fics and pretending that people were actually reading them.  Notes don’t dictate how good a fic is or how talented the writer is, but I appreciate the support coming from each one and I’m so glad that I have people backing me up constantly (major shoutout to @ask-the-deadman @waffleleven @myheartisfullofstrangerthings @lets-engage).  So thank you guys.  Seriously, from the bottom of my heart.  Thank you.

sidriel-angel  asked:

Ok just think about it though. Being a servant in Crowley's throne room. Worshipping your king. Putting your neck to the floor just so he can step on it. You trust him unconditionally and he values you as his favorite possession.

I would literally let him walk all over me just for a chance to get in good with him. XD

I could totally see this though… you’re one of his most loyal, laying yourself on the line time and time again for him… Then one day it changes, as if something snapped within Crowley and he realizes that you are the only one he could ever really trust because your feelings for him are genuine…

Now I need some fluffy smutty Crowley…

anonymous asked:

I feel like Leo would be one of those hardcore booktubers who will literally start swearing about a book they hate and just bash the heck outta it. He is also one of those guys with over 1000+ books in his tbr list and absolutely, under no circumstances, should he ever drop it. He has had to endure some horrible stuff man like someone help end this madness

No let’s not end the madness I’d pay good money to watch Leo completely tear The Chronicles of Narnia apart and discuss how “The Shadow Over Innsmouth” isn’t scary at all even tho it’s technically the horror genre.

- Mod Sakura

anonymous asked:

You're 15. You're an actual child. Stop posting about your "pain" on the internet and see a doctor. You're "hurt", but you can't move on because you literally run a blog dedicated to your so called rape. What the fuck.

as if I’m ever going to talk about what happened to me in real life to a stranger lol, thats not how I’m wired, talking about what happened to me irl to anyone other than a close friend freaks me out. i can’t move on because I was sexual assaulted and taken advantage of which typically isn’t something someone can get over in less than a year. this blog helps me cope and I reblog relatable posts about trauma and vent here because I don’t want to do it on my main blog. i know im a child lol, why are you sending a hate message to a child my guy? sorry if I was rude to that one anon but it reeeeallly rubbed me the wrong way and I felt like exploding because I’m just sick of hearing it! does that sound immature? maybe thats because I am, as you said, a child! if you want to try and undermine and invalidate my experience with sexual assault get off anon lets talk id like to hear what you have to say about a shitfaced drunk 14 year old being taken advantage of sexually by a 21 year old, really quite interested in that argument 

anonymous asked:

hey ash just wanted 2 say that i love how im a literal kpop blog and u are not into that i appreciate us being mutuals and watching u gush over twd even tho i'm not into that so yh i love u so much and wish u so much happiness in your life like even if i dont interact with u im always cheering u on and hoping that everything goes well for u

THANK YOU this is like the sweetest thing ever

reasons Robert Small is a fucking dork:

  • “I may be bad but you made me glad”
  • if you pick whiskey he says “Man after my own heart”
  • Likes pineapple on pizza (A sin)
  • Says he trusts no one, not even River. Changes his mind and says “Actually I trust you, you’re an old soul ,kiddo.”
  • “I’m working on my relationship with existence”
  • “You ever kill anyone?”
     “N-No?” 
    “Yeah me neither. Or have I?”
  • Loves dogs
  • “You do know when the internet becomes sentient it’s gonna use this information against us right?”
  • Demands you stay for movie credits and literally thanks every single person named onscreen out loud
  • “If you ever call me Bobert again I’ll kick you in the shins”
  • Texts like a 16 year old boy
  • “Come outside. Don’t make me honk. I will honk. Get out here.”
  • HIS LITTLE GIGGLES
  • Carries around a well-stocked first aid kit in his truck
  • Actually wears a goddamn leather jacket over a red sweater
  • “UH OH WHERE’D MY PANTS GO”
2

she had the world // panic! at the disco

And honestly to white people making fun of poc for being terrified of Trump being president, to white people who say shit like “racism is over”, or when confronted with racism say “I don’t see race/color”, like fuck you. Just because racism never affected you doesn’t mean you ever had a right to tell us that our experiences are invalid or undermine our fears of trump becoming president. People are literally marching in the streets telling us that we don’t belong in this country, that the color of our skin or our religion offends them so much that they want us dead. And for any white person who’s gonna try to say this is “freedom of speech” or equate this to blm or the women’s march then just fuck of …please. People of color and jewish people have every right to be terrified at this moment, don’t try to invalidate our fears.

The Health Care Freedom Act: A Transcript

INT. SENATE FLOOR - NIGHT

SEN. MCCONNELL addresses the august body.

SEN. MCCONNELL
Okay, idiots. We’ve had seven years of the Obamacare hellscape, which, as everyone agrees, has ruined our country, killed jobs, slaughtered animals, and set the Bible on fire. But now the GOP is in charge – and it’s time for this national nightmare of “sick people being able to maybe not die or go bankrupt” to end.

SEN. SCHUMER
Okay, you’ve been talking about a replacement bill for eight years. Let’s see what you got.

SEN. CORNYN
Whoa whoa whoa – you’re being a little “pushy” there, Chuck.

SEN. SCHUMER
That’s usually code for “Jewish.”

SEN. CORNYN
Nobody said “Jewish.” I said “pushy.” You’re being pushy, is what I said. Don’t put words in my mouth. Anyway: read it and weep: the American Freedom Bald Eagle Old Glory Healthcare for Everyone with No Exceptions “It’s Gonna Be So Easy” Act.

SEN. WARREN
…Where is it? We haven’t seen it yet. Can we see it?

SEN. MCCONNELL
No.

SEN. JOHNSON
A little history for you: when the Democrats wrote “Obummercare” –

SEN. MCCONNELL
(chuckles)
Nice.

They high-five.

SEN. JOHNSON
– they did it in secret, in scarcely 16 months, behind closed doors, with not even 100 Republican amendments, and barely 70 public hearings.

SEN. MCCONNELL
Like you can craft anything good in 16 months!

SEN. CORNYN
In contrast to that undemocratic process, we, the GOP, spent literally dozens of minutes crafting this, over chicken caesar wraps and Arnold Palmers, earlier today in the senate dining room.

SEN. MCCONNELL
Enough talking. We’ve been discussing this bill for almost eight minutes. Time to vote.

SEN. WARREN
Can we see the bill?

SEN. MCCONNELL
No.

SEN. SCHUMER
Can we offer amendments?

SEN. MCCONNELL
No.

SEN. WYDEN
Can we have public hearings?

SEN. MCCONNELL
No. Go back to Oregon, you dirty hippie.

SEN. COLLINS
I’m voting no, Mitch. This bill is terrible.

SEN. MURKOWSKI
I’m voting no too. It’s an abomination.

SEN. MCCONNELL
(shakes his head sadly)
Broads. Look, I know the bill is miserable. It would crash the insurance markets immediately. But who cares? This is just symbolic. This bill isn’t going to be a law. We’re just doing it to initiate a conference with the House, so we can actually pass a real bill later.

SEN. JOHNSON
I just got a text from Paul Ryan. The House might just pass this bill.

SEN. MCCONNELL
They might pass it?! Why the hell would they pass this bill we are about to pass?!

SEN. GRAHAM
(fanning himself)
This bill is abhorrent. It’s absurd, I say. I shudder to think what would happen if it became an actual law!

SEN. SCHUMER
So how will you vote?

SEN. GRAHAM
Oh I’m voting “yes.”

SEN. CAPITO
This bill would devastate the people of West Virginia!

SEN. PORTMAN
It would ruin lives! My own governor hates it!

SEN. SCHUMER
You’re both voting for it, though, right?

SEN. PORTMAN
Oh yeah.

SEN. CAPITO
No question. Voting “yes.”

SEN. HARRIS
Can we read the bill now?

SEN. MCCONNELL
No. Any word from Ryan?

SEN. CRUZ
I’ve been texting him a lot. No word. Oh – hang on, he’s writing back…I see the little bubbles.

SEN. MCCONNELL
What’d he say?

SEN. CRUZ
“New phone, who dis?” Guess I have the wrong number.

SEN. MCCONNELL
No, that’s his number. It’s just: nobody likes you.

SEN. JOHNSON
Ryan just texted me. I asked him if he could guarantee the House wouldn’t just pass our bill.

SEN. MCCONNELL
What’d he say?

SEN. JOHNSON
(reading)
“Look, this is complicated. This stuff gets a little wonky – I don’t want to bore you with the nerdy, wonky details. I’m kind of a policy geek, so I kind of get down in there with the nitty-gritty stuff, that other people are bored by, because they’re not policy geeks like me.”

SEN. MCCONNELL
…He didn’t answer your question.

SEN. CRUZ
(checking Johnson’s phone)
Let me see what number you have for him…yeah, that’s the same number I have. Weird.

SEN. MCCONNELL
It’s not weird. No one likes you.

SEN. GRAHAM
(lying on fainting couch)
My fellow members of this most august body, don’t you see we are headed for a disaster? This bill cannot pass! It would upend generations of Senatorial norms and procedure, and devastate the very fabric of American society!

SEN. SCHUMER
Still voting for it, though?

SEN. GRAHAM
Oh yeah, still a solid “yes.”

SEN. MURKOWSKI
I’m still a “no,” by the way.

SEN. COLLINS
Me too.

SEN. MCCONNELL
No one cares, ladies. Go get your hair blown out or whatever.

SEN. HARRIS
Can we read the bill now?

SEN. MCCONNELL
(angry)
No! Why are there all these women haranguing me?! How many goddamned women are in the Senate now, 95?!

SEN. WARREN
Twenty.

SEN. MCCONNELL
Seems like 95. Look: no one gets to read the bill. It’s not a real bill! It’s not supposed to become a law!

SEN. JOHNSON
What if the House just passes it?

SEN. MCCONNELL
Call that little pissant Paul Ryan and tell him they better not!

SEN. JOHNSON
(dials)
Paul? It’s Ron Johnson. You better not pass this bill that we are about to pass, because we don’t want it to pass, even though we are gonna pass it!

SEN. MCCONNELL
What’d he say?

SEN. JOHNSON
He said the process of passing bills is wonky, and it’s hard to explain, and he’ll try not to bore me with the wonky details.

SEN. CRUZ
Let me talk to him.
(takes phone)
Paul? It’s Ted. Listen, bud –
(beat)
Oh, sorry. Okay.
(hangs up)
It was the wrong number.

SEN. MCCONNELL
We were already talking to him, moron.

SEN. PORTMAN
No one likes you.

SEN. WARREN
Can we read the bill?

SEN. MCCONNELL
No. No more women talking. Time to vote. It’s a fake bill, and if the House passes it and all hell breaks loose, we can just blame Hillary or something.
(calling out)
Who wants to pass a fake disastrous bill that, if it became law, would cause the insurance markets to collapse, and 18 million people to immediately lose health care, but who gives a crap, because it’d be the House’s fault and no one pays attention to this stuff anyway?

49 REPUBLICANS
Yay!

48 DEMOCRATS
Nay!

SENS. MURKOWSKI AND COLLINS
Nay.

SEN. MCCONNELL
(aside)
Must be that time of the month.

SEN. CRUZ
Nice!

Cruz goes to high-five McConnell, who ignores him.

SEN. MCCONNELL
Okay, one more vote. John?

SEN. MCCAIN
I vote no.

Everyone loses their minds.

AMERICAN MEDIA
MCCAIN VOTED NO! MAVERICK! ONCE AGAIN HE DEFIES THE PARTY! HERO! NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS!

SEN. MURKOWSKI
…I voted “no” as well.

SEN. COLLINS
Yeah, Lisa and I are also Republicans who defied–

AMERICAN MEDIA
WE REPEAT: THIS IS UNPRECEDENTED! LITERALLY ONLY JOHN MCCAIN WOULD EVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS! PLUS HE HAS CANCER – AND HE STILL CAME HERE AND VOTED!

SEN. HIRONO
I have Stage 4 kidney cancer, and I voted –

AMERICAN MEDIA
JOHN MCCAIN JUST DID SOMETHING THAT LITERALLY NO OTHER MAN IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICA WOULD EVER DO EVER!

SEN. CRUZ
Bummer, huh guys? Anyone want to come over to my place, get some wings, watch a little “Life of Brian?” No? Rain check, then.

Flourish. Exeunt. Curtain.

anonymous asked:

bts as bff guy friend?

Jin

  • the loud guy friend 
  • calls u out on ur shit
  • protects u from fuckboys
  • is super outgoing 
  • finds a new cafe to eat at every week
  • drags u out of ur bed when ur feeling lazy or sad
  • literally drags u
  • always cracking jokes and making u laugh 

Originally posted by softfluffytae

Yoongi 

  • the guy friend who always cheers u up
  • knows ur starbucks order by heart
  • surprises u with coffee in the morning when u look dead
  • gives u better advice than ur girl friends
  • super chill
  • ur drinking buddy on the weekends
  • has a crush on u but is too shy to admit it

Originally posted by taesscripts

Hoseok

  • the wild guy friend
  • drags u to a random party every weekend
  • “my close friend is throwing this one i promise it’s gonna be fun”
  • “hobi u have a thousand close friends”
  • takes u shopping or out to eat when ur sad
  • sees u as his little sister
  • lowkey a fuckboy 
  • but on the inside he’s a sweetheart

Originally posted by jiminrolls

Namjoon

  • the helpful guy friend
  • need help with an assignment?
  • he got u
  • need 20 bucks?
  • he got u as well
  • probably the only reason u passed ur classes
  • keeps u focused 
  • and alive
  • binge watches netflix with u

Originally posted by dearvmon

Jimin

  • the popular guy friend
  • known by everyone in the school
  • always has 700 text notifications
  • and 50 girls chasing him
  • but is too nice to reject any of them
  • “y/n could you uh pretend to be my girlfriend for like a month”
  • supports u so much
  • a sunshine who never fails to brighten ur day

Originally posted by teambusan

Taehyung

  • the weird guy friend
  • u really don’t know why or how u became friends 
  • but u did
  • and now u two are attached at the hip
  • he gets along with literally everyone 
  • makes weird faces at u from across the room to make u laugh
  • uses an excessive amount of emojis
  • doesn’t understand the concept of personal space
  • kinda all over the place but always pops up in ur life right when u need him

Originally posted by jebaltaetae

Jungkook 

  • the annoying younger brother friend
  • teases u 24/7
  • communicates through memes
  • actually super reliable
  • even tho he groans about it he’s always happy to help u out
  • the type to do what this guy in this tweet did aka the best thing ever
  • will fight anyone who messes with u
  • “is that guy over there annoying u??? ya know i can take care of him”
  • “kook calm down it’s fine”
  • everyone thinks u two are dating

Originally posted by jwimins

falling for your charms
forovnix
falling for your charms

so @kazliin‘s hogwarts au was so fonkin cute that it inspired me to write this songlet, ohmygod.  this melody played in my head while reading it and i just!!! i need like an animated short to pair with all of this, stat.

thank u to kaz for ur writing, it is a gift, ur a gift, and for being cool with me writing/recording/sharing this. from ffyc yuuri’s POV:

i’ve fallen for ya
it’s not a surprise
you’ve got a lot of charm

i’ll rein it in cuz
you’re clearly too nice
and i’d do a lot of harm

so i’m not gonna bother you
with my heart
pretend’s a game i’ve got down
to an art
so it’s okay if you won’t stay away
i’ve had years of a headstart
falling for your charms