will i ever stop laughing at this

sana and yousef have the most banterful relationship and you can’t convince me they don’t

like he teases her so much (fondly, never ever hurtful, never pushing boundaries). and she just narrows her eyes at him and makes some sassy response and literally roasts yousef and it makes yousef’s head fall back with laughter because sana is just so funny and clever and where does this girl get her wit from

sana lowkey loves making yousef laugh. she loves making all her friends laugh

there is one time where yousef runs over and nudges sana’s hand while she’s applying some of her Dark Lipstick™ and that’s the only time she hasn’t said anything and instead runs over to him and swats him over the head (he ducks and tries to avoid it but you can’t avoid sana when she’s on a mission). and everyone around them is ????? what is happening???? but yousef is laughing so everyone guesses that it’s all good (sana is totally not laughing either she’s completely annoyed what do you mean the corners of her mouth are twitching upwards)

anyway they’re at this party one time and yousef is just chilling with his arm around mikael (mikael is playing with the fingers yousef has on mikael’s shoulder, trailing up and down them lazily). sana is there too, and it’s the first time yousef has introduced her to mikael properly. like, they’ve met in passing before, but this is the first time sana has met mikael as yousef’s boyfriend. and yousef is aware that sana has been eyeing mikael the whole night, been asking him pressing questions. and she’s been kind of tough on mikael, actually. 

(when she leaves to check vilde isn’t throwing up, mikael turns to yousef and says, “she hates me!” and yousef just rolls his eyes and shakes his head and says “no, baby, she doesn’t hate you” but he kind of wishes sana would chill just a little bit)

but yousef knows she won’t, really. because as much as sana and yousef joke around, they are like brother and sister, and sana would never keep quiet if yousef was with someone that she didn’t think was worthy of him

but she comes back and sits next to them and they start talking again and yousef tries to change the atmosphere to something more relaxed. it’s all chill, everything is chill, the vibe is good, even if yousef can tell that mikael is still a little nervous.

then someone accidentally spills a drink over sana and oh my god yousef tries really hard not to laugh - like he tries, tries so hard, but sana KNOWS he finds this funny so she turns to him and glares at him and that’s when he loses it, laughter bubbling out of him, he can’t help it

and he chokes out an, “are you okay?” even though he knows she’s fine, and sana just glares at him more and says, “is something funny?” and oh god yousef just laughs more and more until suddenly sana is throwing a drink over him too

and he scoffs, shakes his hair like a dog (splattering it all over mikael, thank you very much), and then he asks, “what was that for?!” 

sana just scowls and says “you know what that was for, yousef acar”

and mikael snorts and yousef turns to him, mocking offence, saying, “what, you’re taking her side now, baby?!”

and mikael just shrugs and says “you deserved it”, grinning like an idiot before moving some of yousef’s wet hair away from his eyes and asking, a little more softly, “are you okay?”

and something in sana’s expression softens because she registers the tone in mikael’s voice, the softness, the way he looks at yousef with so much warmth and admiration. and even though yousef is literally the biggest idiot on the planet, sana knows he deserves to have someone speak to him and look at him the way mikael speaks and looks at him. with care, with gentleness, with teasing grins and soft touches.

okay. okay. maybe she’ll give mikael a chance after all.

anonymous asked:

Analogical Sanders and Idk how to prompt but Logic proposes only to have Anx propose back

This was by far, the funniest thing to happen to Anxiety-so much so, that he couldn’t stop laughing (much to Logics displeasure and growing dismay).

“I-I don’t understand how this is funny.”

Logic hadn’t cried much in his life, not much could cause his tears, but he was very quickly coming close.

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry,” Anxiety quickly dropped to his knees and drew the others lips to his own, “Its just that I was supposed to be proposing to you tonight.”

Anxiety traded rings with Logic, and Anxiety swore this was a night neither would ever forget-for multiple reasons.

It’s 3 AM and I literally cannot stop laughing. I’m just so joyful. Praise God. There is so much grace present in my life and I can feel my dry bones coming back to live.

My Lord, thank you placing the desire to draw near to You in my heart. If it weren’t for that, my heart would be so empty. Please bind my wandering heart to thee. I do not ever want to abandon this intimacy for an imitation, even for a moment.

I feel so in love, and my God, what a wondrous love!

Seidou 1st years interacting headcanons
  • Seto constantly rests his chin on top of Yui’s head 
  • Masashi and Okumura sat together for an hour once and they didn’t exchange a word 
  • Asada is kind of scared of Yui
  • Kuki and Seto tell lame jokes to each other because they are the only ones who laugh at them
  • Asada hides behind Kuki when he’s scared even though he’s 20cm taller than him
  • Yui wanted to get along with Okumura so he approached him and said “I like your mitt” and Okumura blushed and went all tsundere on him like “it’s just a mitt…”
  • the only time anyone has ever seen Masashi laugh was when he ran into Kuki and his terrible bed hair at first hour in the morning 
  • actually Okumura, Kuki and Seto are the “bad bed hair” team
  • Seto runs towards Masashi and yells “catch me!” everyday. Masashi always catches him and asks him to please stop
  • Yui called Kuki “pretty boy” once and Kuki is still trying to assimilate it
  • Asada and Seto exchanged glasses one day. Asada bumped into a wall and Seto got dizzy and fell to the ground
  • during math class if Masashi has to go to the board he always looks at Yui so he can tell him the answer
  • Seto always goes to Okumura’s class and yells “Koushuu I love you!” then runs away
  • when Asada started trying to gain some muscle Masashi started giving him some of his protein bars and advice on how to gain weight
  • Asada cried the first time Okumura referred to him as “his friend”

anonymous asked:

There was one fic where Victor basically trolled Yuuri and called him kotletka among "my vacuum cleaner" and stuff like that. Just for the hell of it and to see how long it will take for Yuuri to learn Russian and pick up on which are real endeaments and which are jokes. I couldn't stop laughing.

That is the BEST thing I’ve ever heard, Nonny, lolol I’m so glad that exists. If you find it again you should link me ;)

I devised and romanticized a perfect you,
A you where you’d sit and you’d laugh and hold my hand whenever I was nervous.
But that has never been you.
I thought about the perfect relationship,
Trust, communication, honesty,
But then I remembered that’s not us.
I don’t know if it’ll ever be.
I know that I think about you still,
About your hand around my throat,
How you wanted me to see the house by the soccer field that you tried to kill yourself in.
I wish I wasnt in your arms,
I wish you weren’t in my mind.
All things come to a stop but the motions still continue.
I thought about telling you no,
Or to get away,
But then I realized that’d never work,
Communication was never in our favor.

anonymous asked:

If my kid came out to me as "asexual" I'd laugh because they're going through a stupid phase, like emo kids 10 years ago. Stop acting like you are LGBT. LGBT have faced massive fucking oppression for pretty much all of history. No one has ever been murdered, kicked out of home or sent to jail for not wanting to have sex with other people. Stop taking attention away from real queer issues, special snowflake.

You are perfectly within your rights to believe that a-spec people are not LGBT. However, sending hateful messages to people you disagree with does nothing to further your own cause, it just gets people’s backs up. If you have constructive criticism/comments, that might actually help in starting a genuine discussion about issues such as this. If you or anyone else wants to have an actual, constructive conversation about this, my inbox is open, but if you just want to spread angry words, try somewhere else.

yuuriskates  asked:

Hi!! I just wanted to stop by and say that your YOI parody comic is SO WONDERFUL!!! It made me laugh and was so beautifully illustrated, and is probably the cutest thing I've ever seen. I never really stopped to consider all of the craziness from Yuri's POV, and you wrote it in a way that not only makes perfect sense, but is also hilarious!! Thank you for your lovely work!!:D

well thank you so much for saying that!! aah!

Wait, people seriously doubt the assumption that Victor can’t speak Japanese?

Honestly, I’m baffled that people find it so hard to believe the likely possibility that a Russian man who had never ever anything to do with Japan can’t speak the language.

But alright, if you’re one of those people (or if you just want to read a detailed explanation supported by scenes from the anime), let this be a “Victor and Yuuri actually communicate in English” Masterpost.

Hopefully by the end, we’ll all be able to laugh at this scene. (And maybe even stop rejecting the one logical and realistic aspect of you know, communication between people from different countries.)

I shall see you under the cut.

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From the very beginning I thought that Victor was being a jerk here. And now. Now I can’t stop laughing. Because I see that smile and it’s the fakest smile ever. He’s so mad. Like. SO MAD. He’s just thinking “You stupid sexy Japanese drunkard. I’ve been waiting to see you in every fucking single competition after the Grand Prix Final. And YOU. You’re just here so happy about your fucking delicious katsudon. You better get ready for my coaching, you traitor.”

And I just think this is adorable.

Are we ever gonna talk about the fact that Simon thinks Baz forged Agatha’s handwriting in sixth year and made him wait for her out under the yew tree all night in the cold, but in actuality we know from Baz’s narration that he stopped fucking with Simon after the incident fifth year, meaning that Agatha straight up just stood Simon up?

And my god, I hope you wake up one morning to someone who loves you like you’re a sunflower and they’re desperate to keep you alive. I hope you dance with them in the small space of your kitchen floor, messy hair and tired eyes because you both been up all night watching movies again. I hope you laugh with them in a way you never did with anyone else, head tilted back and lips apart as you let out every sound your laugh can possibly make and I hope to god you don’t try to cover your mouth. And if you do, because that’s okay, I know I sometimes do, I hope they stop you. I hope they grab your hand before it ever comes in contact with your lips and I hope they hold it to their chest as they watch you with kind loving eyes. Because fuck, everyone knows you deserve it. And I hope you find someone who’ll accept you. I hope they accept your messy hair in the early morning of the day and I hope they accept the way you sometimes talk too much and can’t seem to stop when you’re nervous or how you still cry yourself to sleep on some nights. I hope they hold you and kiss you on the places where you’re most insecure at and I hope to god you let them. I hope you find someone who makes you happy, even when you feel like sometimes, life is too hard for you. And I hope that when you both come across a tough situation and it comes down to a choice where you are one of them, I hope they choose you. Every goddamn time, I hope they choose you.
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