will i be arrested for this

(Context: half our players couldn’t make it so we had a mini venture. Our fighter, rogue, and Druid (me) entered a bar for a drinking contest, and the rogue has just ingested some of my deepshrooms, giving him the mind reader effect. This is a collection of quotes said during that segment.)

DM: Ok, first round. The drink of choice is Dwarf Vodka. It’s a very strong liquor brewed with deepshrooms.

Rogue: (ooc): This won’t make me loose my mind reading, will it?

DM: Nah. But you might suffer cardiac arrest.

Rogue (ooc) I’ll still do it.


DM: Ok, first round is down. Everybody make two fort saves: one for the taste and one to continue.

Me: 19, 17.

DM: You flinch, but stay in the game.

Rogue: 12, 18.

DM: It burns the back of your throat permanently, but you’re ok. You also gain a +1 to your mind reading.

Fighter: NO! F$&K!

DM: Critical Failure! (Player name), you take a test sip, and immediately pass out, taking 2 damage as your head smacks against the table.

Me: Someone roll him on his side so he doesn’t choke on his own vomit.


DM: Fourth round, everybody. Roll.

Me: Aww, I got a 4.

DM: (Player Name), you stutter a bit, and slump against (Rogue’s name). You’re out.

Me: Can I roll to suppress vomit?

DM: Not when you’re asleep.

Me: Damn.


(Rogue has spotted a red Magee who stole his documents earlier)

Rogue: I’ve got some beef. I’m following that guy.

DM: While you’re drunk, high, and about to pass out?

Rogue: Yes!


Rogue: I’m making a capsule to put documents in. It’s going up my butt.

DM: I’d ask why but whatever.

The thing is, I don’t think any of these people — management, PR, etc. — are *actually* incompetent. They manage to have other clients who seem satisfied with their services (at least insofar as these clients haven’t left for other representation).

And to me, that’s the biggest indication that Louis didn’t willingly sign up for any of these jokers, and that he’s still subject to conditions that determine who represent him…if he were a normal client in charge of his own destiny, and he were being represented this poorly, I would argue he has a case to fire these firms.

In the case of his management, not doing the bare minimum to promote his music and his appearances is costing him potential profit, and in the case of the arrest and the failure to manage his reputation in the media afterward…do I even need to say anything more about what a failure that is on the part of a PR firm? I mean, that’s really their only job.

But he hasn’t fired them. They’re still here; they’re still using him to prop up their other less famous, less successful clients; and they’re still traveling around the goddamn world (presumably on his dime) to be at his side for his appearances, but doing absolutely nothing to support those appearances. AND HE HASN’T FIRED THEM.

So if you think he’s free to make his own decisions, think again.


When my dad got arrested, the police, the lawyers, the judge, the courts, they took everything from us. Our houses, our cars, our club memberships, our yacht, even, I’m not kidding, the clothes off our backs. Anyway, my mom sat me down on the edge of my canopy bed and she told me not to cry. Because there was one thing in this world that no one could ever take from me. Not ever. My name. Which, after telling me no one would ever take it, that is exactly what she did.

I was walking through my school with my crush and all of a sudden she started attacking my best friend and I got so angry that I beat her up and shoved her down some stairs. When she was lying completely beaten up and unconscious on the ground, my teacher came and proceeded to arrest me, but I just told him she fell down the stairs on accident and he shrugged his shoulders, said “ok then” and went away.

Ok just wrapped up last house of the day!!!!! Ft. Me running through this $1.5mil house trying to snap pictures and video as fast as possible without getting arrested bc I’m pretty sure we broke into it lol. Luv doing this will probably go again tomorrow!!!

anonymous asked:

Do you have any thoughts about how Maggie and Alex acted in the interrogation room when Alex kinda crashed in? I especially loved Maggie's face when Alex kissed her cheek lol

Well when Alex walks in Maggie takes a defensive stance, with her arms crossed. I think Maggie is a little caught off guard by the way Alex is acting. After Alex says, ““…a heads up next time would be nice before you arrest my friend”, Maggie’s response is exactly how I would assume from level-headed Maggie “Come on, you know that’s not how this works. I don’t intervene with your job and you don’t question mine”. 

Alex is in the wrong here. It sounds like they have discussed this issue before and agreed to stay out of each other’s work; not to mention if anyone should understand Maggie’s job and what it entails, it SHOULD be Alex.

I also think that Maggie feels a bit guilty that she didn’t give Alex a little head’s up (even though she wasn’t obligated to) and that is why she gives in. She truly believes Winn is innocent and she needs help so she lets Winn go with Alex. 

After it is all said and done, Maggie is a tad defeated. It doesn’t feel good to have people undermine her job, especially someone who knows how much her job means to her. But she also knows that Alex is coming from a place of love and would never intentionally try to hurt/offend her, so they compromise. 

The kiss on the cheek is telling because Alex purposely goes for her cheek and Maggie purposely offers her cheek. Alex realized she was stepping on Maggie’s toes and Maggie wants Alex to know she is a little hurt. They leave on good terms, both relenting to the other–trying to show mutual respect and love. 

I also want to point out that while Alex was in the wrong, they both were able to come together (rather quickly) and sort it all out. Once again, showing the audience that all relationships have their flaws but healthy communication is the key to a solid relationship! #SanversInventedHealthyRelationships2k17

anonymous asked:

I think Lauren agreed to have the photos out for the sake of art and she hoped that it would end there. But the media outlets/PR team saw the potential in using it for their publicity plans... I hope this all comes to a head soon. I hate seeing them lose control of their lives.

Agreed. i think its got to the point where Lauren knows she has to cooperate with PR campaigns, but has at least tried to find ways to negotiate and make her PR more meaningful to her. (e.g. After her team fed the media stuff about her weed ‘arrest’ she used the extra publicity to talk about Aleppo). She has done actually a pretty good job of using small opportunities to express her true self in the midst of all the bullshit. It’s honestly quite impressive that she has been able to do this. I see this photoshoot as a similar thing. Its a little piece of Lauren, wrapped in a whole lot of bullshit.


Zojja: “He just told you he loves you over fucking balloons.”
Neptune: *Snorts* He didn’t mean it like that.“
Zojja: "You sure? I think he did.”
Neptune: “No, it was Valentines day.”
Zojja: “He loves you.”
Neptune: “Nope.”
Zojja: “What’s taking them so long?”

They heard the front door open and what sounded like two men singing “A pirate’s life for me.” and snickering. As they walked into the room, Zojja stood up from her seat, frowning.

Zojja: “You’re joking. You too? You’re all dressed up as fancies!?”
Xavier: “That’s right. Here to arrest a certain pirate captain.*wink*
Zojja: *Huffs* You can try.”
Neptune: “Revan? We match.”
Zojja: “Yeah I told him you were borrowing my fancy outfit…”
Revan: *Grins*
Neptune: “Well. Don’t be fooled by the outfit, I might look like one of you but on the inside…pirate.”
Revan: “A fancy in the streets…a pirate in the sheets.”
Neptune: *Laughs* Something like that. You look like fucking Orlando Bloom with that stubble.“
Revan: *Wiggles brows* You know what that means?”
Neptune: “Tell me.”
Revan: *Pulls her closer* I’m a pirate in the sheets too.“
Zojja: "Get a room!”

anonymous asked:

I think we'd all be more forgiving with Rusty if it weren't for his Syco connection. We could have just assumed it was all Syco and JGG was maybe frustrated by the restrictions as well. That Rusty was just as angry as us that he couldn't promote his client. That he was also furious about the post arrest PR. That he was eagerly awaiting a break with Syco so he could do his job properly. But because he's so tied to Syco, it's hard to believe that he isn't a part of this whole thing.

I just don’t think Russell has Louis’ best interests at heart. Just like the rest of his buddies at SYCO and SJPR. Otherwise, we would be seeing very different picture for Louis right now as far as his brand, social media, press and career are concerned. But we’re not. It’s even worse than it was before. Way worse.

ONE STEP AT A TIME by charlesdk

Word Count: 20k+
Rating: Teen
Pairing: Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes

Moodboard Credit: @atticuos. ♡


“It’s not a dream, Buck,” he said, a smile forming on his lips when he noticed the hard lines on Bucky’s face starting to soften little by little. “It’s real.”

“I’m free,” Bucky breathed after a minute. A little smile slowly curled at the corners of his lips, and he repeated himself. “I’m free.”

Steve’s own smile widened, and he scooted closer to him, reaching out to put a hand on Bucky’s. “Yeah, Buck,” he said, voice soft and smile happy. “It’s over. You’re free.”

OR – in which progress is made, Alexander Pierce is arrested, and Rebecca Barnes Proctor gets her brother back.

A sequel to Coming Home.

Read on AO3.

anonymous asked:

hi! i really need some easy co being awesome squad in modern times headcanon. do you have some? pretty please.

alright modern times awesome squad includes

  • Lipton basically is the mom friend this is canon forever and always and nothing can change this fact ever and the boys are always up to some shenanigans that always resulted in them being locked up.
  • I mean, Lip doesn’t know how it happened and honestly the less he knows the better but Webster being arrested alongside Hoobler and Christenson are really something surprising because they are the good boys but apparently good boys help each other out by vandalising the aquarium’s billboard about sharks show.
  • and apart from that, Lip also has to make sure that George and Perco don’t end up having alcohol poisoning after a night out drinking their weight so he always ends up spending his Saturday making sure these drunkards are properly taken care of by making them chicken soup and sometime Ron would come help him by eyebrowing the boys to drink 2L of water.
  • Buck totally organizes weekend activities for them; sometimes it’s friendly baseball game that turns into fistyfight between Lieb and Bill, sometimes Buck drags them to go hiking which resulted in Muck, Malark, and Penk getting lost because they went off the trail so there’s that one memorable search and rescue mission that everyone politely doesn’t discuss about.
  • Nix and Dick hosting dinner night every month so the boys chip in money to buy stuff to do proper cook-out and Ron is always the grill master with Chuck and Tab as his assistants.
  • Toye and Babe hosting poker night which instead of betting money, they bet for the loser to do the most ridiculous things ever for example that one time when Babe lost and George dared him to tell Roe that he has a crush on the Doc which Babe did so now he and Gene are happily dating so thanks George.
  • whenever there is Trouble, the boys always discuss on which parental unit they will go to ask help from and unanimously they appointed Tab to go talk to Dick and Nix while Chuck is always the go to man when they want Ron and Lip to know about something.
  • if they are too scared to tell the two primary parental unit, the boys will always end up going to Bull and Johnny because yes, while Johnny will glare them to death, Bull will always help them
    out because Bull is their mountain dad.
  • also Gene specifically has different bandaids for the guys for example Web gets sharks bandaid, while Lieb gets Superman bandaid, and Babe gets Ariel bandaid and Bill and Perco receive Garfield bandaid because the cat loves lasagna.
  • the guys make it their mission to woo Kitty much to Harry’s annoyance lmao like if they go out club hopping, they always end up stealing Kitty away to dance while Harry is fuming and pouting by the bar with Ron laughing at him.
  • every Wednesday is movie night at one of the boys’ place and you can see them cramming inside Lieb and Web’s small living room with George throwing popcorn at Muck who has his mouth open to catch it and Toye snuggling George closer and Babe and Gene and Bill cuddling Web’s huge shark plushie and Ron and Lip are at the patio, just necking and keeping their eyes at the boys and when the opening of Jaws is played every one groans and throws popcorns at Webster.
easy company as things my dad has said/done, pt. 2

↳ a sequel to this post.


  • Sneaking out all the time in high school and getting caught because his sisters would cheer him on.


  • Being a part of a 3-day long house party because the baseball team won a championship game and it hadn’t before (and hasn’t since).
  • “I feel like a I forgot to do something… oh, right.” [reaches into his pocket and gives me a dog treat]


  • Getting locked in a bathroom during the aforementioned house party and having to climb out of the bathroom window, fall from the second floor, and come in through the front door.
  • Put a flaming bag of dog poop on a guy’s porch but the bag wouldn’t light on fire so they doused it with gasoline and the bag ended up expanding and exploding all over the guy, who came out to see what was going on, and his porch.

Malarkey, Muck, and Penkala

  • Doing donuts in a snowy school parking lot on the hood of his friends’ car.
  • Driving again with the same friends, my dad on the hood of the car again, but this time in the middle of a snowstorm with my dad holding a pizza.
    • He ended up crashing into a snowbank, but the pizza was okay.


  • Comes home one day to his sick sister and he’s covered in blood and she’s worried and he says “Everything’s fine, don’t worry; it’s not my blood.”


  • Evaded police for roughly 2 hours on the banks of the Rhine River after the cops got mad at him for being in the river and disguised himself in river mud and rocks.

Perconte and Luz

  • Got bored on a rainy day and messed with a chemistry set with his friend and they ended up lighting the driveway on fire because they mixed too many chemicals together.


  • Scaled a water tower at midnight, covered it in Christmas lights, and rigged it so it’d go off at midnight and turn on all the lights.


  • Was given a pennant that named him “Most Likely to Become a National Terrorist.”


  • Beat a kid up because the kid was destroying his snow fort.


  • Would be sent brownies from his grandmother when he was in the Army and he’d have to hide in the bathroom and eat them there because the rest of the guys would demand some from him.

Title: Protect Me (Part 11.)

Character(s): Jason Crouse and Samantha (fictional/original character).
Summary: After Todd’s arrest, Sam confronts him during a meeting with his lawyer. 

Word Count: 2,141
Author’s Note:  We’re on the final stretch guys! We’ve got a one more chapter left of this story, so stay tuned! 
Taglist: @clinicalkayla | @negan–is–god@thendonteatwaffles | @heartfulloffandoms | @lostxwanderess | @warriorqueen1991 | @may85 | @negantrashlucille23 | @myheart4ever47 | @the-shameless-captainflint

Originally posted by may85

“I’ll be just right outside, okay?” Jason said, looking down at Sam. She was released from the hospital just yesterday and now, she had to face Todd.

The start of their relationship began in the hospital, but Jason didn’t mind. He knew that she only felt safe around him and he wanted to keep it that way. There had been times during her hospital stay where she would wake up in tears and Jason did his best to calm her down.

“You can’t come inside with us?” Sam asked, resting her forehead against Jason’s chest. His strong arms were wrapped around her, keeping her safe and protected.

“I can’t, no. But just look outside and I’ll be right there, okay? Alicia said all you’ll do is make a statement and then you can leave the room.”

“W – What if I can’t do it, Jason?”

“You can.” He reassured her, his hand gently cupping her cheek. “You can and you will because Todd will know that he didn’t break you. You’re stronger than you think, Sam.”

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anonymous asked:

i kinda understand where the comments are coming from though; like i don't rk how it works in ur country but is illegal to distribute nsfw stuff like that & could get you arrested(?) I'm not saying that I don't like your innuendos though (they 👌👌👌👌) but yeah it could get you into some serious legal trouble (again, even if theyre just illustrations & fictional characters ((and are basically only 1 year away from being 18 & in the age of consent)) :U )

Oh i actually checked this 
They live in Ohio 

and the age of consent there is 16 

but thank you for worrying bro

anonymous asked:

where do you hope to see yourself in 5 years

Still needing Mars to fix my sink, hopefully in a better apartment maybe even a house. Scarlett sitting in my living room, flipping through the pages of a magazine with my stories published in them and my photographs accompanying them and watching Phoebe, Juliet and Marcus chase an almost six year old around the house. Ava will be there with her beautiful little girl and we will have wine and one of us will end up married to Richard Madden. Constance and Adam will have dinner on Thursdays and we’ll talk constantly but Adam will only have eyes for Constance and I’ll envy her having someone looking at her like he looks at her. Emma and I will just be chilling on some back patio soaking up the sun and talking about the next adventure. Dani won’t be arresting me and we’ll have play dates with our boys. I’ll have seen Morgan and Jake finally get married and hopefully play auntie to their little ones. Asher and I will chat about old times and her little boy will be one of Mason’s best friends. In five years I hope to see myself still living here in Atlanta watching my boy grow up surrounded by these wonderful people maybe and watching their dreams come true… especially for someone who deserves to have them come true….

@marsbohannon, @scarlettlacroix, @phoebefairmont, @julietfairmont, @marcuswest, @ava–callaghan, @constancelavalle, @adambauer, @emmavargcs, @daniellemilestone, @morgcnjames, @jakebennett, @asherprescott