will butcher

forrestwyrm  asked:

what if the lions could like, telepathically hijack the phones? and then later the paladins see the messages and just get so confused (tHAT does NOT sound like something keith would say!!!)

so your prompt kind of evolved into “the lions being able to text for themselves” and let’s just say it was pure chaos (also there may be more parts to this if people don’t totally hate it lmao)

pidge is already regretting that decision 

Oh wow, so you folks came through with a wonderful number of recs (many of which I’d already read and enjoyed, which bodes well for the rest!), so I’m gonna compile them (and update if need be) here for anyone who’s in a similar what-to-read spiral.

Followers’ sci-fi/fantasy faves:

  • Aaronovich, Ben (Rivers of London series)
  • Addison, Katherine (The Goblin Emperor)
  • Bach, Ari (Valhalla series)
  • Bacigalupi, Paolo (The Windup Girl)
  • Bardugo, Leigh
  • Beagle, Peter (Tamsin)
  • Bennett, Robert (Divine Cities series)
  • Bujold, Lois (Vorkosigan saga)
  • Butcher, Jim (Dresden Files series, Codex Alera series)
  • Chambers, Becky
  • Corey, James (The Expanse series)
  • Cranor, Jeffrey (Welcome to Night Vale: A Novel)
  • Darling, Peter
  • Delint, Charles
  • Doyle, Debra (Mageworlds series)
  • Duane, Diane (Young Wizards series)
  • Erikson, Steven (Malazan Book of the Fallen series)
  • Flanagan, John (Ranger’s Apprentice series, Brotherband Chronicles series)
  • Flewelling, Lynn (Nightrunners)
  • Flint, Eric (March series)
  • Gaiman, Neil (Anansi Boys)
  • Gladstone, Max
  • Griffin, Kate (A Madness of Angels)
  • Hines, Jim (Princess series, Magic Ex Libris series)
  • Jemisin, N.K. (Inheritance trilogy, Broken Earth series, The Killing Moon)
  • Jones, Tamara (Dubric Byerly series)
  • Lack, Jessica (Superior)
  • Landy, Derek (Skulduggery Pleasant series)
  • Leckie, Ann (Imperial Radch series)
  • Lee, Yoon Ha (Ninefox Gambit)
  • McGuire, Seanan
  • McKillip, Patricia
  • Moon, Elizabeth (Vatta’s War series, Familias Regnant series)
  • Moore, Moira (Hero series)
  • North, Claire
  • Novik, Naomi (His Majesty’s Dragon, Uprooted)
  • Paver, Michelle (Chronicles of Ancient Darkness)
  • Pierce, Tamora
  • Pratchett, Terry (Discworld series)
  • Rothfuss, Patrick
  • Rowland, Laura (Sano Ichiro series)
  • Ruff, Matt (Lovecraft Country)
  • Sanderson, Brandon (Stormlight Archive series, Warbreaker)
  • Scalzi, John
  • Schwabs, V.E.
  • Shepherd, Mike (Kris Longknife series)
  • Valente, Cat (Fairyland series)
  • VanderMeer, Jeff (Southern Reach trilogy)
  • Weis, Margaret (Mag Force 7 series)
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Finished a custom amiibo! It’s Reese and Cyrus’ possible future baby alpaca!
Was really fun to make, used parts of both parents to make them. They actually function as both amiibo, with each parent amiibo chip occupying a different side of the base.

Parts Used
Reese:
Face, front hair piece, bow, upper torso and arm.
Cyrus:
Head, lower torso and legs, apron, arm.

Might make a tutorial, but I’d need another pair of parents to butcher.

Video game concept. 

Imagine a cross between Harvest Moon and Cooking Mama.
You run a restaurant. Your job is to make money and get better things for your restaurant and home, as well as make friends around town (aka romance somebody.) You can buy ingredients, collect them in the local wilderness, or buy seeds and grow your own. Your job is then to cook the ingredients in a (preferably touch-based) mini-game. How well you do in the mini-game plus the quality of the ingredients determines the quality of the meal. You gain experience points towards each meal as you make it, raising the quality. If you max out a meal, you can auto-craft it instead of playing the mini-game.
Making friends in the town gives you benefits. The local store owners (butcher, produce person, bookstore owner, etc) will give you discounts on their products (meat, fruits and veggies, recipe books, etc) if you get to know them. They will also occasionally gift you rare ingredients or items.
You can choose between a number of potential spouses to romance. You can flirt, give gifts, or invite them on dates after you have successfully befriended them. Once their affection is maxed out, you can get married and have a child.
Your spouse dies shortly after the child is born/adopted (does not matter if you are a boy or a girl, or if you married a boy or a girl.) The person you cared about most is now gone.
Within a month, after funerals and countless awkward encounters with apologetic friends, you find a book on Black Magic. You have a choice here.
A. You ignore the book and continue living as before, struggling with your new lonely life, but full of hope for your child and still enjoying cooking. The game continues as before. As the years pass you get to see your child grow.
B. You open the book and reanimate your dead lover. There is a condition, however, being that your lover can only survive on human flesh. You must obtain the flesh from other townspeople. If you befriended them all earlier, it will be easier to kill them. You must keep this a secret from everybody, including your spouse. Your job is now to kill and disguise human flesh as delicious meals, which you can feed to your spouse or customers. The cooking game continues.

anonymous asked:

I prefer IWTB over what CC delivered in s10. The latter was a mess. The former at least had Frank helping to rein him in. I appreciate that. And I hope that he's around to help do so when/if there is s11.

I feel this so hard, anon. The only good thing is that I have a whole new appreciation for IWTB. But the longer I’ve sat with S10, the more I’ve grown to really, really dislike it. And I’m resentful that I don’t like it. And I’m bitter that I didn’t like Scully much….who I used to LOVE with all my heart. Essentially, I will need therapy to get over what this goddamn show has done to me. Could Gillian please write a book about that? “How to Be a Zen Person After Your Favourite Show Has Been Butchered and Bastardized Beyond Recognition?” I mean, how many fucking candles and affirmations would that take?

I would be pleased if Frank returned but I would be THRILLED if Vince came back.

Mierda.

Request: For @superwholock1983 

Could you possibly do a one shot where the reader is Chilean and she has been with the boys for a while, but she still blurts out spanish when she gets frustrated or angry.

Pairing: Sam & Dean x Reader (Friendship)

Word Count: 700+

Warnings: Swearing, Normal show level violence

A/N: I was so glad to get this request, considering my entire feed has been dead these past few months, and had a lot of fun writing it. I hope I didn’t butcher the Chilean too bad :)


You were born in a homey, rural town in the inner part of Chile. You spent most of your childhood there but when your parents died in a freak accident on their vacation to America, you had to follow the trail. You were in your late teens then, searching for what really killed your family. Somehow you found your way on a hunter’s radar and were taught the ways.

Your training was more learning how to speak English than fighting skills. It took you a few years to gather up enough knowledge to speak fluently rather than the few months that you learned how to defend yourself. By your mid-twenties, you were well on your way to becoming an average hunter.

Small cases here and there were what you could afford to do. Practice, practice, practice. The more you hunted, the better you were. Eventually, you found yourself in a vampire nest or a werewolf den every other week. You had a steady life.

That was until you met the Winchesters. They turned your world completely upside down, with their plaid and leather and devil-may-care attitudes. You were drawn to them and quickly found yourself working together on several cases.

This was extremely helpful for all parties considered. Friendships were gained, trust built, and asses saved with the transition of their duo to a trio. Eventually, the three of you became inseparable.

Vamp nest. Sweet and simple. Just a few hops, skips and chops away from a bottle of beer and a warm shower.

Easy.

Or so you thought, until you were wretched by your hair and tied to one of the wooden posts of the secluded barn in the Arkansas woods.

“You hijo de perra!” You screamed at the bloodsucker that was currently dragging you by your roots. “Let me go!” You pulled at his fingers, clawing into his skin to avail. You glanced around wildly for either of your companions but found them both struggling with an assailant of their own.

You fought against the vampire’s grip as he threw you against the large wooden pole, roping your hands behind you and around the pole. He crouched down to your eye level and gave you a sickening smirk. He grabbed your chin roughly and dragged his thumb across your bottom lip.

“You’ll make a wonderful addition to my collection.”

Ándate a la conchatumadre.” You spat, lurched out of his grasp and he stood.

Sam had beaten his opponent and was heading towards you to help when another vamp came out of nowhere and tackled him.

Mierda.

You wrenched against your restraints as you tried to work your way out. You thought of anyway that you could cut the ropes when it dawned on you. You had a small knife in your boot. All you had to do was tuck your knees under you and grab it.

You looked around for your captor, finding him fighting with Dean, obviously too preoccupied to notice you.

Perfect.

You kneeled up onto your knees and tucked your feet under your bottom. You pulled the rope up with you as you pressed your back against the hard wood, wrapping your feet around. This, and just a tad of flexibility, gave you the chance to reach into your boot and pull out your knife.

Returning to your original position, you flicked open the blade and started sawing at the rope. In mere seconds, you were free, grabbing your machete from its place on the ground a few feet away.

You were the closest to Dean and decided to help him first. You came up behind the vampire that was currently mere centimeters away from biting into your friend’s neck and swung your weapon.

“Suck on that, sanguijuela.” You said as his head dropped to the floor with a disgusting splat. Dean thanked you and the two of you moved to assist Sam, who managed to kill the monster in front of him before either you or Dean could help.

The three of you were panting, covered in blood sweat and dirt.

“See?” Dean broke the silence. “Told ya it would be a piece of cake.” He grinned, earning a punch to the arm from Sam and a shake of the head from you.

Andate a la chucha.” You chuckled, playfully shoving the eldest Winchester as you all made your way towards the door.

anonymous asked:

Koreaboos are so gross. My bf is 75% Chinese 25% Korean and they come over and try to talk to him in their butchered Korean and when he goes no I'm Chinese I speak Mandarin they go off about how he's way too handsome to be Chinese? And when he says he has a gf they see that I'm white and they start going on (to HIM) about how nice it is to see 'Koreans' actually dating white girls and start fetishising our future kids. And one even said to a friend 'look how pretty "this one" is and he's "a mix"

I think one of the most flooring attributes of really bad Koreaboos is the downright willingness to dehumanize someone to their fucking face. Boy I hope you and your boyfriend literally just start being rude to them because it seems like that’s the only way to ward them off (so I’ve heard)… Like I’m truly speechless that they would say that to ya’lls faces??????

Also…I’m not even going to start on the outright and blatant racism that he’s ‘too handsome to be Chinese’…..like….bruh….I’m….

-Admin Kim 

Update

Taking a look at the Into the Theldesia: Eight Neighbors of Yamato (2) doc for the first time in forever.

Question: is anyone actually interested in the Character (Re)construction rules and TRPG-playing stuff? Because I’ve never actually played TRPGs before (and never looked in-depth at the translation of the TRPG rules) so I have no idea if my translation would butcher anything.

anonymous asked:

How about drawing Sans signing a pun? (I only know one where someone signs milk infront of their eyes for past-eur-ized milk but have never had a chance to do it)

Do you mean sign language? Like asl. Cuz I’d butcher that I’m awful at hands. I could give it a try though!!

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oh god im sorry i stalked your blogs for references for like 2 hours 

@drawinggheys @raythrill @objectionable-code @terror-in-the-dream @bocitena @juuria @halpdevon @lauwurens 

so uh… how do i words , uhm… a lot of you dont know me– hell i think only three people here know who i am, but i really really like your art (and art styles) and i look up to all of you a lot, and i look for inspiration from you guys almost every day so uhm… oh my god everyone is just so beautiful, the style, the colors, the line density, the face shapes– I COULD KEEP GOING ON AND ON REALLY—- but i cant because this post is long enough as it is

there’s so many more people i want to add and thank for being such a wonderful sources of awe and inspiration but my shoulder is killing me and its currently an ungodly hour of the wee mornings so i ask for pardon

ah– anyway, bottom line, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING AN INSPIRATION keep doing what you’re doing and i hope you continue to grow and be happier with your art every new day that comes your way!

-Celi <3

P.S. btw if you’re uncomfortable with me putting up your style there please message me and i’ll take it down im sorry;;;;;