will be married

My uncle is working video for the Blink 182 concert (my favorite band since I was a kid) and he got me Travis' drumsticks and Mark and Matt's guitar picks, all signed
  • Rob: so when he sends them we're obviously going to put them in-
  • Me: My mouth.
  • Rob: no...no that's absolutely not what we're going to do. We're going to put them in a frame-
  • Me: after they are in my mouth....
  • Rob: wha- ugh, no, Tara. You're not putting them in your-
  • Me: I just...
  • Rob: *sigh*
  • Me: I want them in my mouth.
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some bungou for tomorrow’s artist alley commission samples

anyway it would have made more sense to draw akutagawa but the paper could barely hold all the ink on chuuya’s coat, so i changed it to kyouka

OK BUT CONSIDER:

it starts as a rumour but soon, every damn person on base knows that jyn and cassian got married and they’re all a little in awe. bc who the hell can keep up a relationship when fighting a war??? wHOA they must be so wise and knowledgable bout love…….

so jyn keeps getting asked for relationship advice, oh dear lord. bc UR MARRIED U KNOW WHAT I SHOULD DO ??? SHOULD I TELL HIM I LIKE HIM??? HOW DO I GET OVER HER??? ARE WE MOVING TOO FAST????? hELP ??????

and the only answer jyn can ever give is

“……..kill em”

anonymous asked:

You accepted so many marriage proposals. You're building a harem, aren't you? I'm onto you. (Can I marry you too?)

A HAREM ALSDKJFASDFASDF oh my god a harem of anonymous spouses??? i just??? yes i’ll marry you too you can be spouse #48