will and grace quotes

  • Nico: who decided skeletons are scary like??? You have a skeleton, do not be afraid of yourself
  • Leo: but they aren't supposed to exit the meat

Emma: For your information, most people who meet me do not know that I am gay.

Zelena: Emma, blind and deaf people know you’re gay.

Emma: …

Ruby: Dead people know you’re gay.

Emma: Regina, when you first met me, did you know I was gay?

Regina: My mirror knew.

  • Jason: *interrupting an argument between Leo and Percy* Sorry, is this something we should all be discussing?
  • Percy: No.
  • Jason: It just sounds a little serious.
  • Percy: It was mostly... theoretical. We-
  • Leo: We were just working out a... Look, if cavemen and astronauts got into a fight, who would win?
  • Jason: ...Uh... You’ve been yelling at each other for forty minutes about this.
  • *silence*
  • Jason: Do the astronauts have weapons?
I believe that suffering is part of the narrative, and that nothing really good gets built when everything’s easy. I believe that loss and emptiness and confusion often give way to new fullness and wisdom.
—  Shauna Niequist, Bittersweet: Thoughts on Change, Grace, and Learning the Hard Way
  • Percy: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for ten minutes or 4,000 degrees for one minute.
  • Jason: Percy no that’s not how you make cookies.
  • Percy: FLOOR IT???
  • Jason: PERCY NO.
  • Percy: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND.
  • Jason: PERCY YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN.
  • Percy: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES.
  • Jason: P E R C Y!