wilds things

combateng1neer  asked:

Prompt #9: Judy wants Nick to go with her to the most popular theme park in the country. Too bad she doesn't realize that the world famous Wilde Times is owned by her smug fox. And his face is on just about everything.

Sorry, it took some time getting to this.  I don’t have an excuse, I just watch superhero show finals and youtube vids of old shows I use to watch.  But I;m back!

Here’s the headcanon/summary fic thing I’ve been doing for theses.

Wilde Times was something Nick totally started when he was in his very early twenties. Like freshly turned-twenty-twenties.  And it was like a half hustle/half business idea he came up with to get some money for like a semi livable apartment.  He got money from a few mob bosses, and it was pretty unregulated because he had to make a lot of the stuff, and he had sort of the necessary permits, but the park was largely advertised by word of mouth.

Nick honestly expected the whole thing to fail within like a month, and he’d “cut his loses” and make some decent money. And just sort of move on to his next venture.  Only Wilde Times becomes insanely popular, not only among predators, whom he created it for, but prey as well, and it’s becoming like a thing.

Which pushes Nick to scramble to get things more up to code, and make his rickety contraptions safe. Like he really starts to make it legit as he can, because he could seriously hung out to dry if something happens.  However, the whole things is draining and he’s really struggling (because he’s a twenty something with a suddenly popular theme park) and desperate.  He ends up selling it to someone way more qualified with way more money, (bonus they always want keep everything the same just make it safer and better).

Like 14 years later, Nick and Judy have vacation time, and Judy is just dying to go to Wilde Times.  Because it’s close to the city and she’s always like wanted to go since hearing about it.  Nick is “begrungingly” like ‘fine, we can go there.’ So they plan a day to go, and go.  Judy is bounding with excitement, and Nick is well…Nick about it. 

When the arrive though, Nick is floored but different (established) it looks.  Like it has ticket windows, security, and like fancy little ticket readers.  As well as safe rides and games, like properly built with correct materials, and restaurants.  He honestly doesn’t think much about the ventures, maybe read of a new attraction, or cash the checks they send him.  Judy, or course, views his amazement as something similar to hers.

And they get their tickets and enter the park, Judy is none the wiser.  Even with like a cartoon Nick (which was totally something Finnick drew as a joke but it stuck) as the parks like mascot plastered all over.  They go about most of their day enjoying there park.  Then Judy notices like a mini museum of of the parks history , and she has to go in because Judy is totally one to find that stuff interesting.

And the first thing on the wall is a giant blown up picture of young Nick standing proudly (dumbly) in front of an old looking warehouse covering the wall.  And Nicholas Wilde -Founder clearly written on the in big bold letters.  Judy pauses for a moment, and then she turns to Nick, who is just smiling down on her with a growing smugness.

She asks the fox straight on if he started this place, and Nick is totally like “Yeah, Carrots.  It’s called Wilde Times, Wilde with an e, as in how my last name is spelt, it’s plastered all over the place, along with cartoon me.”  Judy just stares at for a moment, a long moment.

Then she goes “You totally could have gotten us a deal on tickets.”

I don’t even know…but there you go!

anonymous asked:

What to you, is a cool rock? What makes a rock cool to you? (Example green rocks or rocks in the shape of hearts are cool)

Geodes!! Metaphorical value AND shiny what more could you want?

Originally posted by rainbowtoadsparkles

(i am also partial to rocks that have been smoothed down by the ocean, giant’s kettles/glacial potholes, and this ask)
oscar wilde
  • had three middle names
  • spoke five languages
  • was sentenced to prison for sodomy
  • was 16 when he had his first kiss
  • loved to travel
  • had an eidetic memory
  • lied about his age on his marriage certificate
  • held seances at his house
  • spoke with his hand in front of his mouth bc he was embarrassed by how supernaturally white his teeth were
  • kept a vase of flowers on his writing desk to neutralize the smell of his ashtray
  • had a passion for interior design and aesthetics—his drawing room was painted blue and covered in dragons, he even pressed feathers into the plaster to make it look cool
  • the kids at his school called him “grey crow”
  • one of the reasons he didn’t commit suicide was bc he was afraid he would go to hell for it
  • his favorite word was ivory
  • his last words were “i am in a duel to the death with this wallpaper, one of us has got to go”
  • his grave, in paris, has become the target of mass quantities of lipstick kisses. no lie. it’s literally covered in lipstick stains. and a sphinx. he also asked to be buried with his former lover’s ashes
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Yes hello I’d like to join in on the theory of Wolf Link being in Breath of the Wild for the sake of Twilight Princess Link looking after the new guy and babysitting showing him the ropes.

Therapist: you know these behaviours are very destructive and unhealthy…
Me: I know
Me: *proceeds to do it anyway*

I have nothing now but praise for my life. I’m not unhappy. I cry a lot because I miss people…They leave me and I love them more…What I dread is the isolation. … There are so many beautiful things in the world…
—  Maurice Sendak, Where the Wild Things Are