Humans are Weird / That one movie we never forget - you know the one
Imagine, you’re on a spaceship, there’s four humans on board all from different parts of North America, you were there during the introductions of these humans, you know they do not know each other.
You sit with one in the mess hall, you talk about freetime activities this particular human likes doing. He says he likes to watch sports on the tv, and you’re like, “Sports! I know of this! My last crew had a human and he talked endlessly about sports.”
The human in front of you smiles saying they’re not a huge fan but it was something they did with their family, he told you about the huge gatherings that happen and all the food and beer, and most importantly, the bonding over your team winning.
You question further about teams and rules, and you’re made aware again of human competitiveness when a female humans comes by and mocks the male for his choice of favorite team. It seems the shirt he is wearing is just like the kind his team wears. You get excited and ask, “What team-?”
And before you can finish your sentence, every human in the room straightens up and shouts, “WILDCATS!” and instantly, you remember the theory that humans are hiding they actually have a hivemind.
there is a guy called troy in my class and every time he walks into the classroom someone yells WHAT TEAM and literally the whole class yells back WILDCATS and its probably the greatest thing i’ve ever witnessed
Me when people pretends to like my music:
No, no, no, nooooooooooo No, no, no! Stick to the stuff you knooow! If you wanna be cool follow one simple rule, don’t mess with the flow, no no! Stick to the status quo!”
Me in the kitchen: I’ve got rags instead of riches. *Spins around while dishing* “And all these dirty dishes” *hand on forehead singing dramaticly while sliding down against the fridge* “Just wish I haaAad three wishes!”
Me in the shower: *Screaming*
“Humuhumunukunukuapua'a Makihiki malahini-who Humuhumunukunukuapua'a Ooh. Hawana waka waka waka niki pu pu pu.”
Me playing mario cart: *Pauses and looks up dramaticly* “Why am I feeling so wrooong? My head’s in the game but my heart’s in the song…” *Faints*
Me on tumblr: “We’re all in this togethuur!”
Me after saying hi to someone: “This could be the start of something new! It feels so right to be here with yoooou.” *Spins around* “YEaH!”
Me in school: *Stands up on bench.* “WE CAN WORK! WORK! WORK THIS OUT!”
Me walking home:
I want it all! I want it, want it, want it The fame and the fortune and more! *Waves to old lady.* I want it all! I want it, want it, want it I gotta have my star on the door
Me at the mall: *Walking dramaticly* “I want FABULOUS that is my simple request!”
Me playing baseball: *swinging racket.* “I'II show you that it’s one and the same,baseball,dancing,same game.”
Me when all my friends have left me because I make too many references: I’m not gonna stop not gonna stop ‘til I get my shot that’s who I am, that is my plan will I end up on top? You can,Bet on it, bet on it bet on it, bet on it you can bet on it, bet on it bet on it, bet on it!”