wild field photography

I met a neighbour while leaving today and he asked my where I’m going in such a hurry. I said “on the field” and he was like “ooo interesting, you have a field job, what kind of field agent are you?”. I think I was seriously concerned when I answered “mmmm no, I just, you know, literally going on this abandoned field to collect flowers before the rain starts, for my … nevermind…”, because he just waved good bye and then stumbled on the stairs.