Part of E3 (a parody of Part of Your World)
I live really close to where E3 is hosted and each year I see attendees proudly walking around with their badges. So in my pain I wrote this parody.
look at this stuff, isn’t it neat! Don’t you think my game collection is complete? Wouldn’t you think I’m the girl… the girl that has everything. Look at this game, plots unfold, How many cases can this one cabinet hold? Lookin’ around here you’d think Sure, she’s got everything. I’ve got Wii-motes and nunchucks aplenty. I’ve got addons and DLC galore. Want expansion packs? I’ve got 20. But who cares?No big deal I want mooooorreeeee! I wanna be where the people are,I wanna see, I wanna see them gaming~ waiting around in those… what are they called? Oh right, lllliiiiinnneeess!! Watching trailers will get you so far. Tickets are required for playing, dancing. Strolling around down a, what’s that word again? Hallllll. Up where they talk. Up where they geek. Up where they pitch their games all day in the cooonnnn~ wish I could be part of E33333. What would I pay to spend a day browsing the standssss. Sick of waiting, reading to gaaaaammmeee~ And ready to know what the people know. Ask ‘em my questions and get some answers. What’s the frame rate and how does it runnnnn? When’s it my turn? Wouldn’t I love, love to explore those halls up above? Out of my room. Wish I could be, part of E33333333~