Hamilton characters playing Super Smash Bros:
- Hamilton: Is actually insanely good at this game. Will chain hella long combos on your ass. Gets really cocky every time he wins. Ends up winning too much, so he's put in the corner with a 3DS and is hesitantly playing Smash Run over and over. He mains Diddy Kong and Little Mac.
- Laurens: Plays for fun. Wanted to see what Hamilton was playing so much, and chose Mario the first time he tried it. Not the best but Hamilton gives him pointers. He mains Fox or Toon Link.
- Lafayette: Picked up the controller once and was instantly a pro. No one knows how or why. He wants to play with items on cause he really likes using the hammer to piss Hamilton off (who is still pissed off that Final Destination isn't the stage.). Still not as good as Hamilton, but he only plays casually. He mains Marth and Pit.
- Mulligan: SPAMS PEACH'S SIDE SPECIAL. HACHAA HACHAA MOTHERFUCKERS.He mains Peach. It's always Peach.
- Washington: Plays as Mario. Doesn't really get what's happening. All he knows is that if you press a button, Mario shoots a fireball. That's how he plays. Fireballs. He mains Mario.
- Jefferson: Is the asshat to spam Bowser's side special off the stage. He still has plenty of stock left, and other people do too. He just wants to make everyone S U F F E R. He mains King Dedede and Bowser.
- Maddison: Too violent. He just watches.
- Burr: Brings his copy of Super Smash Bros Brawl along with his Wii remote and nunchuck and gets kicked out of the house.