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What your smash main says about you
  • Mario: Likes original lays chips
  • Luigi: little brother, thinks liking Luigi is cool
  • Peach: M U R D E R
  • Bowser: definitely a furry
  • Bowser Jr.: is a furry and likes to camp
  • Rosalina: can go two ways, either disgusting mouth breather, or a really cool person. Rarely the latter.
  • Wario: hates themselves
  • Donkey Kong: either a furry or into memes way too much
  • Diddy Kong: annoying
  • Yoshi: just wants to have fun just let them have fun for once please
  • Link: Camps with arrows
  • Toon Link: Camper that knows how to play the game
  • Zelda: lands every sweetspot
  • Sheik: wishes this was melee
  • Ganondorf: tries to land uptilts and warlock punches way too often
  • Samus: wants a new metroid way too much
  • Zero Suit Samus: neckbeard that wants a new metroid game
  • Pit: funny guy that loves life
  • Dark Pit: exactly like Pit but more competitive
  • Palutena: playing a goddess poorly reflects their goddess-like status
  • Mr. Game & Watch: Lands a 9 eVERY FUCKING TIME
  • Little Mac: Thinks landing a KO punch is hard
  • Wii Fit Trainer: Scarily good at the game or a mom
  • Male Robin: trust, they are a friend
  • Female Robin: Do not trust, they are probably a Gemini
  • Marth: Wanted to play melee and got yelled at
  • Roy: wanted to play melee, lands every neutral b
  • Lucina: Spams shield breaker
  • Ike: they're gay. Has a nice and meaty feel.
  • Kirby: Cute and pink just like Kirby
  • Meta Knight: played brawl competitively
  • King Dedede: somehow wins even though they were losing the whole time
  • Dr. Mario: Cries themselves to sleep
  • Pikachu: what the hell
  • Pichu: Either really good or has a death wish
  • Charizard: "omg I love pokemon, Charizard is like the best one." "How did I lose, Charizard's a boss!"
  • Lucario: not a furry. I swear I'm not a furRY I SWEAR I SW
  • Jigglypuff: your imminent destruction brings great pleasure
  • Greninja: wanted mewtwo, but when he came out liked greninja more
  • Mewtwo: old greninja mains
  • Ness: Sinnamon Roll
  • Lucas: Cinnamon Roll
  • ROB: ?????????
  • Shulk: Actually played Xenoblade, uses Jump to nail off-stage and off-screen kills
  • Captain Falcon: way too competitive, thinks knees are hard to land
  • Fox: Either a furry or still plays melee. Bad voice actor.
  • Falco: your 9 year old cousin
  • Duck Hunt: has the personality of a dog, just wants to have fun
  • Olimar: how the fuck are they so good at the game holy shit
  • Pac-man: either a mom/dad, or a kid who owns pac-man pinball
  • Mega Man: MEGA MAN SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT MEGA MAN
  • Sonic: you won't win. Sonic mains always win.
  • Ryu: doesn't even like smash.
  • Mii Gunner: secluded
  • Mii Swordfighter: Neckbeard
  • Mii Brawler: I dunno they just kinda stay silent but they win all the time
  • Ice Climbers: Cries in a corner
  • Wolf: a furry with too much angst
  • Snake: Gay
  • Villager: oops