They're probably like maybe 5 feet tall, but they can throw fire at you. Otherwise they're kind of weak. Fight this dude.
They're a literal tree branch. Fight them. Do it. Use them as firewood if you want, I don't care.
Fighting Name Dropper is conflicting — don't bring any money or valuable items because they WILL steal your shit and then shame you for not taking care of your teeth. But if you can stand having stuff taken and dental insult, then do it. Fight Name Dropper.
Don't let them touch you and you'll be fine. Beat these nerds up.
Mover & Shaker:
Like Telemarketer, they're literal sticks, but they can be titan sized so maybe don't fight these things if you get motion sickness.
Bring earmuffs if you want to live.
Don't say anything to them and you should be a-okay.
THEY'RE SO TALL WHY DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT THIS PROBABLY BUFF WEIRD ROBOT WITH SUNS FOR TEETH DON'T FIGHT MR. HOLLYWOODS IN REAL LIFE...
no oh my god what the hell are you doing do you want to dIE HE IS A LITERAL SENTIENT TANK MAN DO NOT FIGHT THE SENIOR VICE PRESIDENT OF SALES IN REAL LIFE
-> CASHBOTS <-
Steal their money. Do it. It'll be funny and also you'll win. They might even cry too.
Distract them with crabs. Pinch pinch pinch
Just stick gum wads to them. It works a lot.
Spill small objects everywhere. They'll be too distracted to even see you so make a run for it because these beanpoles aren't even worth your time.
AVOID THE FACE
Like. Their eyes are on top of their head pretty much. Aim them at the sun and you'll be good.
Like Cruncher, avoid their mouths. But like, don't fight them? They didn't do a lot wrong. Don't fight Loan Shark, they're sad enough.
Beat this piece of shit up he deserves it. Even more fun, get Lil Oldman to join you. Then you can fight TWO pieces of shit.
HE'S A MONEY TANK DON'T FIGHT THE CFO IN REAL LIFE
-> LAWBOTS <-
Do it. But fight them somewhere clean, because like, trash only makes them stronger.
I guess? If you wanna fight a robot vampire lawyer that lives off your bad luck, go ahead.
Absolutely. Punch them in all 2 faces. More faces to punch, more weakness.
If you can stop them from running away, sure.
Bring a gun, they won't expect it. Nobody brings knives to a gunfight, right? Absolutely.
Destroy them, they're really shitty DJs and also probably got their degree from Mayo Clinic. Fight Spin Doctor.
Have you ever wanted to punch a buff robot furry? Well now you can. Beware the beak and talons though. Fight Legal Eagle.
Wears a wig, just tug on it and they'll go ballistic. Fight Big Wig.
He's made fun of by some toons for being blind, please give him a break.
-> BOSSBOTS <-
They already have a hard enough time doing their job, why would you want to fight a Flunky.
Fight a giant sentient pencil. Fight Pencil Pusher.
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
You can like. Just step on them. Don't fight Micromanager, you're OP. They're probably just small babies in a suit.
Don't fight Downsizer. He'll shrink you until Micromanager can step on you.
are you out of your mind don't fight this monstrosity with a tiny head and gIANT ARMS
DO NOT FIGHT CORPORATE RAIDER THEYRE LITERAL PIRATES DO NOT FIGHT A ROBOT BUSINESS PIRATE
The Big Cheese:
Just eat nachos or something with melted cheese, it will unsettle them enough to make them forfeit.