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Learn your alphabet with sapphic ships!

Aberfield / Amberprice / Andromione / Allydia / Alphyne / Amedot  

Baillie / Bechloe / Belivaird / Bellamione / Berena / Beronica / Bianking / Bioquake / Black Hill / Brittana / Bubbline / Bumblebee

Calzona / Camteen / Camren / Cartinelli / Castella / Chansaw /  Chasefield / Cissamione /  Clexa / Clizzy / Copdoc / Cophine / Crosshares

Daensa / Doccubus

Emaya / Emison / Eposette

Faberry / Fayana / Fizetta / Flaritza / Fleurmione / Freelin / Freezerburn / Fridget / Fuffy

Gelphie / Grenna / Golly

Harlivy / Harpercass / Herminny / Hollstein / Holtzbert

Izwood

Jackanda / Janstar / Jathea / Jemily / Joniss / Jori

Karmy / Kigo / Korrasami / Kumirei

Ladybug / Lapidot / Lemon tea (Lenily) / Lottiana / Luaggie / Lunny

Mabcan / Mabifica / Malora / Marliza / McAndrews / McBond / Mercymaker / Michandrea /  Mitchsen / Misffle / Moariel /  Monochrome

Naomily / Nichorello / Ninessa / Nomanita / Noralise / Nuts & Dolts / Nyssara

Otalia

Paily / Palex  / Pearlmethyst (Mystery pearl) / Pezberry / Pharmercy / Pousoso / Pricefield / Princess Mechanic / Princess Rover / Pupcake

Quinncedes / Quinntana

Red Beauty / Red Snow / Reysma / Rilaya / Rizzles / Roisa / Rosecassie / Rosemary / Rositara / Ruby Slippers / Rupphire / Rybee

Salara / Sansaery / Sanvers / Sharmen / Shaysima / Shoot / Siophie / Skimmons (Bioquake) / Sleeping Warrior /Snow Queen / Som.va / Spashley / Starbel (Butterpines) / Staubrey / Stephcass / Supercat / Supercorp / Superlane / Swan Queen / Sweet Flips / Symbra

Tibette / Tillow / Tolbert / Toltzmann / Trimberly / Trishica / Tyzula

Underdavis / Utenanthy

Valcubus / Vauseman / Varcie

Wayhaught / White Rose / Widowtracer / Wiffy (Billow)

Xabrielle

Yatesbert / Yatesmann / Yumikuri

Zelimpa / Ziabby


May the sapphic goddess bless us, and guide us to be the gayest possible!


PS : Message me to help me complete the list!

See guys? It’s getting completed as we speak!

I can only add ship names… and also I WILL NOT add sisters! (Supergirl, Frozen, Orphan Black)

The Morning After

(This is an older request, thank you anon!)


The kitchen looked alien and strange to Harry. Perhaps because it looked like it had never been used or perhaps because Harry had never seen it in daylight before.

He glanced nervously back at the bedroom door, which he had moments before eased closed behind him trying not to make to much noise and wake the blond still curled up in the bed. Harry opened one cabinet after another dismayed to find most of them empty. One held dishware and another had half a shelf of cereals and sweetened fruity quick oats that only required hot water, the rest held nothing.

Everything he needed to make coffee was all left out on the counter, even a single green mug with the Slytherin crest on the side. Harry hesitantly dumped a scoop of coffee grounds in and started the machine, it was strange looking like it was going to explode any second, as many wizard devices did. It hissed at him in what he hoped was a making coffee sort of way and not seconds away from a kitchen full of shrapnel and coffee grounds sort of way.

Harry’s fingers tapped a nervous staccato on the fancy white marble counter. He had never spent the night before, neither had Draco. They hadn’t really talked about it. There was a lot they didn’t talk about. If it weren’t for the fact they both worked at the Ministry and ran into one another quite often this ‘relationship’ of theirs would have never made it past the first drunken one night stand.

He pulled opened the chill box, a blast of cooling charms washing over him as he examined the contents. There were at least six different takeout containers stacked to one side and Harry was certain some of them had to be going wiffy by now, even with cooling and preservation charms. There was also a load of fresh produce, carefully wrapped meats and a small basket of eggs.

On top of a bell pepper there was a note written in a curving elegant script. Harry unstuck it, a smile growing as he read it. The note was from Narcissa, along with all the fresh food apparently. She chided Draco for eating too much takeout and reminding him about their sunday brunch plans. He set the note on the counter and grabbed eggs, the bell pepper, onions, and mushrooms to make an omelet. Or omelets he corrected himself, feeling a tremor of anxiety as he remembered where he was.

He found a knife that likely had never been used and charmed it to start chopping everything. He washed the frying pan just in case it too had never been used. The butter in the pan warmed and melted as the cook top heated at the tap of Harry’s wand. He smiled a little ruefully, it figured Draco would have the best in wizarding tech, even in a kitchen he probably never used.

Harry didn’t really think as he cooked. His mind wandered to Ron and Hermione’s recent marriage, as it often did these days. They were so happy in their new home, with their new life. Meanwhile, to most of the world, Harry appeared to have been single for almost a year now after many years of rocky broken relationships. His friends knew he was seeing someone, they also knew it was an uncertain casual relationship, though neither Harry or his friends had said as much or so directly.

Harry folded one omelet, sliding it onto a plate and putting a stasis charm over it before starting the next. He just… wanted more. His relationship with Draco was good, wonderful even, but it was missing so many things, like proper dates, morning afters, talks about the future. He didn’t need promises of forever or even marriage just- his eyes drifted to Narcissa’s note- just a promise for next week or even tomorrow.

Behind him, the door clicked open but there were no following footsteps. Harry looked over his shoulder. Draco was standing in the doorway his hair mussed, wearing a pair of sleep pants and loose shirt made of modal as soft as silk. He was frozen in place, his eyes wide with shock. Harry felt his stomach sink and turned back to the stove, plating the second omelet mechanically.

He felt numb. The question hovered on the tip of his tongue but he couldn’t bring himself to say it out loud; Do you want me to leave?

The floor creaked faintly.

Harry turned off the stove.

“Harry-”

Harry throat felt so dry it hurt but he managed a faint, “Yeah?”

Arms slid around his waist, pulling him back slightly as Draco pressed a soft kiss against the juncture of Harry’s neck and shoulder.

“You stayed,” Draco said softly, his voice sounding a little rough around the edges.

Harry shivered faintly, sliding his hands over Draco’s.

Draco pressed his chest to Harry’s back and Harry could feel his heart racing.

“That’s alright?” Harry asked leaning into Draco.

“I never thought… you would want to,” Draco said carefully.

Harry felt some of the tension leave him and a tentative hope take its place, “And if I wanted morning afters? And dates…” his voice dropped, “a future, together?”

Draco shivered.

Harry turned, first his head and then his whole body, taking Draco’s face in his hands. He wiped the first hint of a tear from the corner of Draco’s eye.

“Everything,” Draco said hoarsely, “you can have everything.”

Harry smiled and leaned forward, stealing a soft chaste kiss, “Just you. I just want you.”

Learn your alphabet with sapphic ships.

Aberfield / Adams Foster / Amberprice / Andromione / Allica / Allydia / Alphyne / Amedot / Arafef

Baillie / Bananun / Bechloe / Belivaird / Bellamione / Bellice / Berena / Bering & Wells / Beronica / Bettina / Bianking / Bioquake / Black Hill / Bonora / Brittana / Bubbline / Bumblebee

Cabenson / Calzona / Camteen / Camren / Canaryhawk / Cartinelli / Castella / Chansaw /  Chasefield / Cissamione / Clexa / Clizzy / Copdoc / Cophine / Cordia / Crosshares

Daensa / Dalice / Dianakko / Doccubus / Dragon Queen / Dukesaw

Elderburn / Emaya / Emison / Eposette

Faberry / Fayana / Fizetta / Flaritza / Fleurmione / Foxxay / Freelin / Freezerburn / Fridget / Frozen Swan / Fuffy

Gelphie / Grenna / Golly / Gun ‘n Roses

Harlivy / Harpercass / Harumichi / Herminny / Hollstein / Holtzbert / Hotgomery

Izwood

Jackanda / Janstar / Jathea / Jemily / Joniss / Jori

Karmy / Kigo / Kiriel / Korrasami / Kumirei

Ladybug / Ladyhill / Lapidot / Lemon tea (Lenily) / Lintz / Lottiana / Luaggie / Lunny

Mabcan / Mabifica / Madohomu / Malira / Malora / Marliza / Maxanne / McAndrews / McBond / Mercymaker / Meripunzel / Michandrea / Mirandy / Misffle / Mitchsen / Moariel / Monochrome / Monnlilyshipping

Naomily / Nichorello / Ninessa / Nomanita / Noralise / Nuts & Dolts / Nyssara

Otalia

Paily / Palex  / Pearlmethyst (Mystery pearl) / Pepsi / Peptasha / Pezberry / Pharmercy / Pinkberry / Pousoso / Pricefield / Princess Mechanic / Princess Rover / Pupcake / Pyrruby

Quaelory / Quinncedes / Quinntana

Red Beauty / Red Snow / Reinako / Reysma / Reyva / Rilaya / Rizzles / Roisa / Rollivia / Rosecassie / Rosella / Rosemary / Rositara / Ruby Slippers / Rupphire / Rybee

Salara / Sansaery / Sanvers / Schneekos / Sharmen / Shaudrey / Shawson / Shaynor / Shaysima / Shiara / Shoot / Siophie / Skimmons (Bioquake) / Sleeping Warrior /Snow Queen / Som.va / Spashley / Starbel (Butterpines) / Staubrey / Stephcass / Supercanary / Supercat / Supercorp / Superlane / Swan Queen / Sweet Flips / Symbra

Tibette / Tillow / Tolbert / Toltzmann / Trimberly / Trishica / Tyzula

Underdavis / Utenanthy

Valcubus / Vauseman / Varcie / Velphne / Virskan / Vrisrezi

Wayhaught / Westenray / White Rose / Widowtracer / Wiffy (Billow)

Xabrielle (Warrior Bard)

Yatesbert / Yatesmann / Yumikuri

Zarmei / Zelimpa / Ziabby


PS : Message me to help me complete the list!

See guys? It’s getting completed as we speak!

I can only add ship names… and also I WILL NOT add sisters! (Supergirl, Frozen, Orphan Black)


This list is getting hella long! So, how many do you know?

My sister-in-law shared this on Facebook, and of course I had to look up the names for characters from Criminal Minds. 

Introducing:

  • JJ - Tuna Wallet
  • Emily Prentiss - Fluffy Heaven
  • Penelope Garcia - Tight Dungeon
  • Tara Lewis - Damp Ring
  • Jordan Todd - Tuna Muncher
  • Elle Greenaway - Fluffy Dungeon
  • Ashley Seaver - Crusty Tunnel
  • Alex Blake - Crusty Kipper
  • Haley Hotchner - Small Secret
  • Kate Callahan - Dark Curtains
  • Erin Strauss - Fluffy Tunnel
  • Savannah Hayes - Cum Secret

And the boys:

  • Aaron Hotchner - Crusty Secret
  • Jason Gideon - Tuna Dungeon
  • David Rossi - Hairy Bucket
  • Spencer Reid - Cum Bucket   (my favourite ngl)
  • Luke Alvez - Moist Hole
  • Stephen Walker - Cum Garden
  • Derek Morgan - Hairy Sleeve
  • Kevin Lynch - Dark Ring
  • Mateo Cruz - Sparkly Curtains
  • William LaMontagne, Jr. - Wiffy Ring
Learn your alphabet with Sapphic ships.

Aberfield / Adams Foster / Amandakkos / Amberprice / Andromione / Allica / Allydia / Alphyne / Amedot / Arafef

Baillie / Bananun / Bechloe / Becommissar / Belivaird / Bellamione / Bellice / Berena / Bering & Wells / Beronica / Bettina / Bianking / Bioquake / Black Hill / Bonnalise / Bonora / Brittana / Bubbline / Bumblebee

Cabenson / Calzona / Camteen / Camren / Canaryhawk / Carterwood / Cartinelli / Castella / Catorade / Chansaw / Chaubrey / Chasefield / Cheronica / Chlodine / Cissamione / Clarktavia / Clexa / Clizzy / Copdoc / Cophine / Cordia / Crisabel / Crosshares

Daensa / Dalice / Danarya / Danyara / Dianakko / Director Danvers / Director Sanvers / Doccubus / Dragon Queen / Dukesaw

Elderburn / Emaya / Emison / Eposette

Faberry / Fayana / Fizetta / Flaritza / Fleurmione / Foxxay / Freelin / Freezerburn / Fridget / Frozen Swan / Fuffy

Gelphie / General Danvers / Ginmione / Grenna / Golly / Green Queens / Gun ‘n Roses

Harlivy / Harpercass / Harumichi / Herminny / Hicsqueak / Hollence  / Hollstein / Holtzbert / Hotgomery

Izwood

Jackanda / Jadepetasprite / Janstar / Jaspis / Jathea / Jemily / Jerrie / Joniss / Jori

Kadena / Karmy / Kigo / Kiriel / Korrasami / Kumirei /  Kyalin

Ladybug / Ladyhill / Lapidot / Lauryssa / Lemon tea (Lenily) / Lintz / Lottiana / Luaggie / Lunny (Linny)

Mabcan / Mabifica / Madohomu / Malira / Malora / Malvie / Marliza / Marshfield / Maxanne / McAndrews / McBond / McWitham / Mercymaker / Meripunzel / Michandrea / Mikannie  / Mirandy / Misffle / Mitchsen / Moariel / Monochrome / Monnlilyshipping / Morgwen

Naomily / Nichorello / Ninessa / Nistrid / Nomanita / Noralise / Nuts & Dolts / Nyssara

Octaven / Otalia

Paily / Palex / Pattaya (Zapatterson) / Pearlmethyst (Mystery pearl) / Pearlnet / Pepsi / Peptasha / Pezberry / Pharmercy / Pinkberry / Pipabeth / Pipazel / Pousoso / Pricefield / Princess Mechanic / Princess Rover / Pupcake / Pyrruby

Quaelory / Quinncedes / Quinntana

Rapple / Red Beauty / Red Snow / Reigncorp / Reinako / Rellie / Reysma / Reyva / Rilaya / Rizzles / Roisa / Rollivia / Rosecassie / Rosella / Rosemary / Rositara / Ruby Slippers / Rupphire / Rybee

Salara / Saluna  / Sansaery / Sanvers / Scarlet Widow / Schneekos / Sea Mechanic / Sharmen / Shaudrey / Shawson / Shaynor / Shaysima / Shiara / Shoot / Siophie / Skimmons (Bioquake) / Sleeping Warrior / Smoakcanary (Lauricity) / Snaibsel / Snow Queen / Som.va / Spashley / Starbel (Butterpines) / Staubrey / Stephcass / Supercanary / Supercat / Supercorp / Superlane / Swan Queen / Sweet Flips / Symbra

Tibette / Tillow / Tolbert / Toltzmann / Trimberly / Trishica / Tyzula

Underdavis / Utenanthy

Valcubus / Vauseman / Varcie / Velphne / Virskan / Vrisrezi

Wayhaught / Westenray / White Rose / Widowtracer / Wiffy (Billow) / Wonderlane

Xabrielle (Warrior Bard)

Yatesbert / Yatesmann / Yumikuri

Zarmei / Zelimpa / Ziabby

PS : Message me to help me complete the list!

See guys? It’s getting completed as we speak!

I can only add ship names… and also I WILL NOT add sisters! (Supergirl, Frozen, Orphan Black)

This list is getting hella long! and I’m still adding. So, how many do you know?

Lady at the counter angrily accosting the barista but she didnt get her free “wiffy” in her drink and she wanted it. 

Took everyone a few minutes to realize she had seen the “free wifi” sign and thought that a “wiffy” was some sort of free flavor thing. 

1D BSM #24; young fan propose to you

Harry (4);*his pov* I was with my little sister and the boys, we were walking in the park, “hazza ice cream” (y/n) said, I nodded my head, “yayy ice cream” zayn yelled and laughed with her, we walked to get some ice cream, “I will get it” louis said, then niall said, some girl came to us, “can I have a picture?” She asked and we nodded, she talked with us for a minute, “(y/n)” I said, I turned around to see her standing next to a boy, around her age, we walked close to them, “so will you marry me?” He said and gave her a plastic ring, we looked at them and niall started laughing, she look at me, like she was waiting an answer from me, “ummm” I’m not sure what I suppose to say, “yes you caan” zayn said to her, and she jumped at the little boy, “yess” she laughed, “c’mon we need to go jack” I looked to see the fan who took a photo with us, he was her brother, he nodded his head, then looked at (y/n), and kissed her, and gave her a hug and said, “bye wify”, she started blushing, oh god.

Zayn (18); *your pov* zayn asked me to come with him on tour for a few weeks, so I said yes, now we entered the bus, “it was a great show” niall said, “now where is theo I want to play with him” he said, and we all chuckled, he picked him up and started playing with him, then he whispered something in his ear, niall was trying hard not to laugh and said in a “whisper”, “go and tell her”, theo ran to me and said, “I wuv you”, I smiled and said “I love you too”, he looked at niall, and niall nodded his head, “be my wiffy?” He asked, they all started laughing, and I was trying hard not to laugh, “yes sure” I said, and he smiled and hugged me, “I wuv you wife (y/n)”.

Niall (4); you were with niall, and his friend luke from 5sos, “ni ni” you said to him, and he looked at you, he picked you up and said, “hi luc” you said, and he smiled, “hello love” he said and took you from niall, then niall nodded his head, and luke remembered what niall told him about you having a crush on luke, “so (y/n) will you be my wife?” He asked you looked at him surprised, “wife?” You asked, “yes so?” , “yes yes I will be your wify” you said and kissed, then jumped on naill and said, “I’m luc wif”.

Liam (19); *your pov* I was at a concert for my brother and my boyfriend harry, after they finished we walked out of the arena, the boys were taking photos with the fan, and I was standing away from them, I felt a poke, I looked down to see a little boy, “hello” I said, he blushed and said “your rely pwetty”, I smiled and kissed him on the cheek, “thank you”, “your rely pwetty I want you my wife” he said and I laughed, he was so cute, “sure” then he hugged me and kissed me on the cheek, then I hear louis telling harry, ” the little boy is faster than you in asking the question”, I blushed, I hope next time harry will be asking me this question.

Louis (7);*his pov* I am at the park with my little sister, she’s playing on the swings, “higher lou higher” she said and I pushed her harder, “stoop it, I want to play another game” she said and I stopped pushing her, she got off the swing and ran away, I followed her to see her now standing next to a boy under the tree, I walked to her, then she looked at me, and said “lou this is jack, from my school” she said, and I smiled at him and said “hey buddy” “hello”, “he’s my husband” she said, I looked at her surprised, “what?”, “he’s my husband louis” she said again, oh my god she’s seven and I habe to start to worry about her.