wife said so

  • My Director: Misha Collins should write a book.
  • Me: His wife did!
  • My Director: I know. I have it.
  • Me, knowing what Vicki's book is about: *doubles over laughing, almost rolling on the floor*
  • My Director: You know what that book is about. Fuck you.
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“Somehow none of it seems to matter when we’re in Dublin. Class and all that just fades away. I’m Mrs Branson and we get on with our lives like millions of others.”

And I will try

to fix you.

what a good morning
  • this cute Mexican chick in my class offered to suck my dick in between her next classes the wife said it's cool so off to get my dick sucked ... back to the titty submission when I'm done..

@iamclearlyawizard  ()

Edward looked at his false wife.  “So.”  He said.  “The Tsarist ambassador is at a dinner.”  He quipped.  “I want him dead.  And, well, I’d need your help to do it.”  He sighed, looking at her.  “You ready to work?”

I’m ready when you are.” She nods, standing up from her chair. “I don’t suppose you already have a plain in mind? Something subtle, something vicious? There’s no being too picky with someone as important as an ambassador, I don’t think.

I love the companions in Fallout 4 but romancing them is so awkward

MacCready: Yeah i watched my wife die in front of me…. god I miss her so much.

Sole Survivor: Oh ok, thats sad and all, but you wanna bang?

MacCready: ???!?!?!

PRINT #5 FOR ETSY IN APRIL (Now with an obnoxious watermark).

After three failed attempts to draw the white-haired Sasuke elf, I decided on my favorite pirate lady in DA2. I’M SO JACKED TO BE DRAWING MAN.

THE SIGNS AS SHIT MY WIFE/BFF HAS SAID

**so me and my bff have married bc we can (NOT IRL HAHAHHAHHA) and here’s the shit she’s said omf @xxxlimitededitionxx u lil shit <3**

Aries: do you have kik or some shit if not d i v o r c e 

Taurus: IM GONNA BE ON MY PERIOD AT THE MELANIE MARTINEZ CONCERT KMS 

Gemini: beards are hot ok

Cancer: *me talking about stuff* her: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww me: STOP IM NOT A NICE PERSON

Leo: *talking to random people* her: they’re the dom. me: ;)

Virgo: I KEEP GETTING REPORTED FOR BEING “INAPPROPRIATE”

Libra: her: okay me: okay me: STOP THIS IS SO JOHN GREEN

Scorpio: make me kinky in your post

Sagittarius: we have an o p e n  relationship omf

Capricorn: her: I CANT SLEEP me: DRINK GREEN TEA

Aquarius: LETS GO TO THE CHICKEN ROOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Pisces: im like really small ok