wife in dog house

You know, after I kill everybody and fuck their shit up, I’m a get a house here. Yeah, I’m a get a house here, maybe a wife, a little dog, raise my kids here. And then I can tell them the story about how Daddy liberated the whole country by shooting them in the face and breaking all their teeth. Kids love those stories.
—  Jacksepticeye: Sniper Elite 4 - 2/9/17 (https://youtu.be/slXOODMA7c0?t=5m43s)

I came across this short documentary in an ice show and through this, we can see how much the disaster affected Yuzu (this cut is from yusu01207′s video, thank you so much for uploading it)

Earlier part for context:

He went to Ishinomaki, Miyagi (an area that was hit really hard in 2011 Earthquake and Tsunami) in June 2014 to thank the junior high schoolers there for their support for him during Sochi.

Narr: He decided to go there after much hesitation

Y: I was wondering if I should go. I’ve been thinking a lot whether anything would change if I go. It feels like (going) would be trampling all over people’s feelings.

Narr: His sensitive heart continues to shake/waver

[He went to a hill where you can see how the disaster destroyed a very big area where there used to be many houses and people.]

Y: I wonder if they made it up this far (to the hill to escape)…

Rough translation of this cut:

[talking with local people who recognized him]

Woman: You look great now that I see in person, your face is so small, and you look really smart….

Man: So you get recognized everywhere you go?

Yuzu: Just recently….*laughs*

Man: Everything, from my wife, my house, my dog, to my cabin, prefab,… everything and everyone were washed away, there was nothing left.

Woman: Even his wife were washed away…

Narr: the harsh reality of Ishinomaki, the harsh reality of the earthquake disaster

Woman: Thank you very much!

Man: Please keep doing your best! I will be watching you from TV.

Yuzu: Thank you very much! (after parting with them) It’s heart-breaking, so painful! Though I’m happy that (my performances) pleased them, afterall, it’s hard/painful! Though they are smiling right now, to come this far, how much troubles they had to suffer through,… when I think about it, I feel so guilty *laughs* This is hard, so painful, it’s so painful I tell you *laughing while holding his chest and wiping his nose*

[when he walked down the path where many houses were washed away; it is reported that 3529 people died and 436 are still missing]

Yuzu: When I think that there used be real houses here, at night everyone slept here, the weight of those numbers is just… (too much)

Personally this is just so heartbreaking for me. Also, you can see how hard it is for Yuzuru, his body language clearly showed he was suffering: he keeps blinking, wiping his nose, and tried to laugh it off while holding his chest.

Still, the latter part of the video is actually much more positive so if please watch more of it in the link guys!

[edit] I made some correction in the translation. Thank you so much to @tadakixd for pointing out my mistakes. Please message me if you guys see any mistake in this as well, mistakes are a part of learning afterall :D

5

Lately my BF and me have been obsessed with the tiny house movement. For years we wanted to find a quiet, distant place to live in, close to the water and ideally completely self-sufficient. Stumbling onto the entire topic of tiny houses was a godsend. They are cheap, environmentally friendly and movable. We talked about it and both agreed on this being the best choice for us. So while we look for a place to put our little piece of heaven in, I decided to recreate some of the cutest we found in TS4. I can’t lie, I’m in love with this little thing. 

So I started thinking about all of these shows that have been off the air for years and come back later for another run (X-Files, Full House, Will & Grace, etc.)

What if Supernatural did that?

What is s13 was the finale and they come back in like 10 years? Maybe by then Robbie Thompson and/or Ben Edlund would come back and write for us again!

BUT THEN GUYS I THOUGHT ABOUT IT

What if after being off the air for a long time we got another small run? And what if the first episode opened on Sam living in a normal house, wife, kids, dog. Apple pie lifestyle. <3<3<3

AND THEN WHAT IF THIS HAPPENED

anonymous asked:

I just wanna live in a little house by the sea with my wife and a dog and weave baskets and I can make her cookies and we can walk along the beach and build sand castles and in the summer we can dance together in the warm nights and we can have a porch swing and sing songs and and be in love and just be happy together, is that so much to ask?

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Babysitting (Robb Stark)

This is just something kind of fun and silly. A cute fic about Robb babysitting Bran, Rickon and Arya (requested by @flymetooasis)

It’s not that Robb disliked babysitting his siblings, but sometimes they definitely do make him regret his choice of agreeing to do it so often.

“You have to play with us.” Bran groans, “You’re looking after us! You can’t expect us to play by ourselves!”

“There’s three of you!” Robb argues back from his place on the couch, “Surely you can play just the three of you.”

Bran shakes his head, “No, not this game, we need four people.”

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Benefits

Bucky Barnes x Reader

Summary: Having Bucky Barnes as a friend brings all kinds of benefits.
Genre: Romance/fluff
Rating: M
Warnings: Swearings, mild-sexy scene (not too described)
4,786 words

Notes: Killing two more requests! Bucky being a cheeky lil’ shit with his metal arm + reader doing funny/cute things with it too. Lots of fluff. Also, watch out for the mild sexy times. Hope you guys enjoy it! HAPPY READING! <3


What was supposed to be a good day since it was Friday and your last day of work before your vacation had started all wrong. 

You had woke up late, there wasn’t any clean shirt left in your drawer (that one was on you for not checking your laundry, you admit), the water in the shower was frickin’ cold and your coffee was cold because you didn’t have time to reheat it. All in all, you knew it was going to be shitty day already. 

To not make it worse, you quickly stuffed your things into your bag and and slung it over your shoulder, cursing under your breath as you left the key fall to the floor when you were about to close the door. But just when you were about to crouch down and fetch them again, a large frame beat you to it, quickly grabbing the ‘Pussy Wagon’ keychain and standing up with a small snicker. 

You were expecting everything since luck was not on your side for the day but when you finally looked up to your helper, you couldn’t help but be surprised. Please. The man was a walking sin. 

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foxeatr  asked:

i heard there was ocelot discourse. i just wanted to come forward completely anonymously (as you can see) and give my piece. ocelot broke into my house pet my dogs and fucked my wife before stealing all my gogurt tubes and leaving the front door open

wow thats Fucked up 

One time when I was at Target Ocelot parked his car right behind mine and refused to move it until i said his cowboy boots were cool and gave him $35

anonymous asked:

Heyaaa! Can I have GOM husband headcannons? NSFW and SFW please :)

Hello~ Ah, the babes. Of course you can, it’s what we’re here for. To quench your thirst for scenarios with the boys ;)

~Admin Ru returns

Akashi:

SFW-

  • Oh boy, don’t even get me started on this red-head. Probably the best husband in the entire world. He’s just too perfect, and be lucky that you have him.
  • As usual, he loves to spoil you tremendously. You’d come back from work everyday to see a little gift in your room, or sometimes after a short break at the office, you return to your desk to see a lovely little gift. It always makes your heart flutter.
  • Akashi is a busy man and he usually travels a lot for work, so expect to get many phone calls from him. He’s a softie and heart and always misses you when you’re not with him.
  • Good morning texts from him are the true reason to your existence. This guy has his way with words. He’ll send you sweet messages throughout the day, and when he has the time, he prefers to call you, because he just wants to hear your voice.
  • Very hardworking, and does the best he can for the both of you, but mostly for you. Expect him to buy you three mansions of your own, and four others in which the two of you live in. That’s right. You switch houses every year.
  • Akashi loves being around your family. Mostly because he absolutely loves it when they tell him embarrassing stories from your childhood. The reaction on your face is priceless.
  • Akashi avoids bringing you back to the house he’s lived in ever since he was a kid. Mainly because his father was there, and his father could be cruel sometimes.
  • He always cooks. I swear, he could work as a chef in a five-star restaurant.

NSFW-

  • Extremely dominant in bed.
  • Loves to tease you. His best kink is probably orgasm denial.
  • He uses many many pet names which always turns you on.
  • Sometimes he’s rough, but most of the time it’s just sensual because he just really wants to feel you.
  • Expect him to mark you all over your neck. He’s not around most of the time to protect you, so those marks show that you belong to people.
  • He loves how his name rolls of your tongue. It’s probably one of the best sounds ever.
  • He loves it when you call him captain. He has that kink for when you address him using big names like emperor, master, etc.
  • After sex, it’s just him stroking your hair and peppering kisses all over your face until you drift off.

Kise:

SFW-

  • He absolutely adores you.
  • He’s just really happy to be married to you. He couldn’t imagine anything better.
  • He never fails to compliment you everyday, kiss you everyday, spend time with you everyday.
  • Even with his busy schedule, after marriage, Kise learnt how to be more responsible and manage his time. So he always manages to see you everyday, even if it’s for a second.
  • He always takes you in his modelling trips. He spends a day of shooting and a whole week enjoying the place with you. Since you’re his now, why not bring you along?
  • He hates it when the cameraman compliments you.
  • The two of you occasionally go on picnics together, and then camp the night out.
  • He absolutely loves cuddling with you. This guy would give you bear hugs and kisses and murmur sweet things in your ear, he’s just the best husband ever.
  • Always boasts about how you’re his wife to everyone. 
  • Your house shall be filled with 20 cats, 50 dogs, 10 rabbits, 30 hamsters, and let’s see, um….oh, don’t forget all the other species of cute animals. 

NSFW-

  • Absolutely kinky in bed. He loves bondage.
  • Loves to tease you as well. He takes his time to appreciate every part of your body.
  • Loves it when you get dominant.
  • Loves it when you ride him.
  • Loves foreplay.
  • Goes all yandere sometimes, and seriously, it’s the hottest thing ever.
  • He has loads of sex toys, I can imagine.
  • He’d moan your name a lot, and he loves calling you his wife while he’s at it.
  • He really enjoys you running your fingers along his body. He just finds your nail scratching his skin really pleasurable.
  • He loves trying different things, and he surprises you every single time.  

Midorima:

SFW-

  • Even though he’s really tsundere, this guy loves you a lot. Never forget that.
  • He loves spending time with you. Whether it’s at home, at a cafe, anywhere. He just loves having you as company.
  • He doesn’t really show it but you know it very well.
  • When he kisses you, he really kisses you. He pours all his love into his kisses, and then just goes back into his shell while you tease him.
  • He loves it when you cook for him. When you offer him seconds, massage his back, get his stuff ready for work, put on his coat for him, and most importantly when you give him a goodbye kiss.
  • Midorima works hard to support the two of you, and he also secretly planned and saved money for his future children. But you don’t know about it.
  • He’s still a true believer in Oha Asa, but not as much as he used to because he realised that all he needed was you.
  • I can imagine you stealing his stethoscope, and him having to chase after you.
  • He’d make you listen to his heartbeat, and tell you how it was beating that fast only because of you.

NSFW-

  • Very sensual guy.
  • If he’s in the mood, he’s in the mood.
  • He loves it when you’re dominant too.
  • He always admires how beautiful you are. Every curve, every indent. He’ll make sure to kiss and appreciate all of it.
  • He’d probably be the one to moan the most, grunt and come easily.
  • He couldn’t imagine himself doing this with anyone but you. He’d just grown so attached to you, he’s just starting to open up and try new things.
  • You love it when Midorima plays with your core. He finds it interesting how someone like him made you feel this way, so he takes full advantage of it.
  • He can be rough if he wanted to, but he prefers to do it the ‘proper’ way, as he calls it. 
  • I’m pretty sure he went through his textbooks about reproduction before doing any of this with you.
  • Midorima’s always scared that he’d screw up, because he has no experience. But in all honesty, you felt the same way, and Midorima knew that whatever he may do, whatever flaws he may show, you’d love that.

Aomine:

SFW-

  • My baby, this guy as a husband just melts my heart.
  • Aomine sometimes just goes into deep thought and he realises that he’s now married to you, and he’s going to start a whole new life with you. A part of that scared him, but he was mostly happy that you’d be by his side.
  • His obsession towards his magazines will not stop. Though, you know very well that this pervert only has eyes for you.
  • This guy always gets jealous easily. So whenever anyone tries to hit on you, he’d wrap an arm around your waist and shove your wedding ring into their face.
  • Most of the time, you’re just pampering him. He’s always lazing around, or if not, playing basketball. But he always spends time with you, even if it’s nap time, he still takes it very seriously.
  • He really, really cares for you. It was hard for Aomine to take this huge step, but he did, and only because he trusted you.
  • He loves kissing you on the neck. Like he’d just pop out of nowhere and give you little pecks making you laugh.
  • As a police officer, this guy doesn’t have a lot of free time on his hands too, but it’s not as bad as Akashi’s. It’s moderate.
  • He always does his best to protect you because he just has that instinct in him.
  • He loves walking up behind you and resting his chin on your head.
  • He loves rotating your wedding ring around your finger.

NSFW-

  • The ultimate sex god.
  • Just gets right to it.
  • Is always the dominant one.
  • Loves marking you, and loves it when you mark him.
  • You guys just make out half the time. 
  • Always gets turned on when you wear his clothes, especially his police uniform. 
  • He loves going by cop, and you as the robber. 
  • Sex with this guy is really quick, but really exhausting.
  • You’d have bruises all over you once you’re done.
  • Expect yourself to be crawling the next day, because your legs are going to need a break.
  • Has the best stamina.
  • He gets really turned on when you call him panther. And in return, he’ll call you pantheress. 
  • After-sex talks with him are the best. He’d just start to compliment you by ranting and you find it adorable.
  • He’s a boob guy, and even if your boobs aren’t that big, he wouldn’t mind. There’s so many other parts of you to enjoy anyway ;)

Murasakibara:

SFW-

  • So much love from this guy, really.
  • He loves treating you like a little princess.
  • Always cuddles you.
  • Loads of cute kisses and hugs.
  • He loves it when the two of you are in bed and you start to play with his hair.
  • He always cooks sweet treats when he’s free and you help him.
  • Tries really hard to make you happy.
  • Comforts you in the best ways whenever you’re down.
  • The best listener.
  • Tries to feed you his snacks half of the time.
  • Likes to see you dressing up in the same room as him. He just loves that fact that the two of you are living together and you get to see each other every day. 
  • You’re responsible for his food. If the fridge is empty, he’d start to whine and you’d have to rush and get something for him to munch on.
  • Always the big spoon.
  • Loves lazy days at home with you. 
  • The two of you usually walk around your neighbourhood everyday, and tell each other what you guys need to.
  • He loves giving you piggyback rides.

NSFW-

  • Really passionate.
  • He loves every inch of your skin.
  • Licks your body like it’s ice cream.
  • His moans are really really loud, Jesus.
  • He loves it when you grip his hair.
  • Probably has the food kink. Like he smears whipped cream all over you and licks it off.
  • Always compliments you on how good you are.
  • He wouldn’t mind you being the dominant one.
  • He’s always afraid of hurting you, but you always assure him that it’s fine. He loves that about you.
  • Loves to hold you close after an immense night of pleasure.

Kuroko:

SFW- 

  • The sweetest little cupcake that will do his best to take care of you.
  • He always holds your hand.
  • Loves pampering you.
  • He loves watching you play with Nigou.
  • Walks in the park are always frequent. 
  • Kisses on the cheek and nose, mostly.
  • He loves hugging you.
  • Whenever he appears out of nowhere, you get the shock of your life but then he calms you down effectively by hugging you and whispering soothing things into you ear.
  • Is always happy around you.
  • Even though he doesn’t have much, he’d give his all for you.
  • Works really hard to make sure that the two of you have a great life together.
  • He always follows you out, and never argues.
  • The two of you always play basketball together, and you’d always laugh when Kuroko told you his embarrassing moments back in Teiko.
  • The two of you are just so cute together. You’re already my OTP.
  • The two of you would probably wear matching outfits one day. 

NSFW-

  • I must admit, Kuroko is actually pretty good in bed.
  • He likes to take his time to worship you.
  • Tries very hard not to give in so quickly.
  • You love how he tries so hard for you.
  • You’re always kissing him and encouraging him to go on and Kuroko lives for that.
  • He’s not very rough, but he’s very loving.
  • He makes sure that you have a good time.
  • He loves feeling your soft skin under his calloused hands.
  • Loves to hear you moan his name and when you run your nails down his back. 
  • He finds it interesting when you’re in control.
  • He’s not afraid to speak his mind.

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And done! Thank you so much for requesting <3 I enjoyed writing this ^-^ I hope you like it!

Who I Shall be

When I was just a boy
I had dreams of what I wanted to do.
Set ideals of who I wanted to be.
I had my life planned out before me.
Had myself a wife, two kids and a house.
With a little dog and a nice car in the drive.
I had my life planned out, before me.

But as the years passed me by,
These dreams began to change.
I was losing myself.
Those dreams faded,
As the march of time continued on,
But,

No matter how many years had passed.
No matter how much my dreams has changed.
I will always remember back to then.
I will always remember those old days.
Those days of my young foolishness.
The says of that brave naivete.
Oh, those innocent young years.

Come years later, in my teenage days.
My mind is utter chaos,
Trying to figure out who I am.
The world pushing my in all directions.
People telling me that they can help.
Shoving their plan into my life.
Disregarding my own hopes and dreams.

They tell me, my dreams won’t come true.
That they’re to eccentric to come true.
That I need to come back down from the clouds.
Place my feet on the ground,
And think like everyone else,
About the time not yet come.
But what escapes their grasps.
Every time, is that,

I will remember all those years past.
I will remember my first desire,
To be the man that I dreamt I was.
To have that home.
A wife, two kids and that dog.
Still now, I hold onto that goal.
None shall run my life,
But me.

You know, I never really saw it coming. You meet someone and maybe your heart will beat in a different pattern. Or you’ll see something special in their eyes or the way their voice lights up your soul, but you never really see it coming. I knew she was someone I’d never want to lose from my life, I just never saw it coming. I didn’t expect to get the butterflies every time she walks into a room. After 11 years you’d think that would fade away, you’d think that those butterflies would stop but they haven’t. She walks into any room and she is still the only girl I see. You never really know how important someone is to you until you’re laying in bed next to her. Until you’ve revealed all that the world does not know about you. Until you’re no longer scared to show her, all of you. All of your flaws and your insecurities all of what makes you, you. I never expected to ache for her kisses and live for her hugs. Or how she’s gone for a month and I countdown like a kid on Christmas till I have her in my arms again. I didn’t expect to look forward to Sunday mornings when I can finally see her or getting off work just to have her by my side. You never really see it coming. How you’re not much of a dancer but somehow you find yourself looking up YouTube tutorials to impress her the next time you take her hand and drag her onto the dance floor. I never expected how much I’d love someone, even though she’s hard headed and sometimes fights with me about the smallest things. I never really thought I’d fall this hard. You never really expect it. How much you live for moments with them. How laying naked in their arms is the one place you’d feel fully clothed, you’d feel secure, and untouchable. I want Monday evening tea with her. Tuesday movie night with her. I want Wednesday morning eggs and pancakes and Thursday afternoon sex with her. I want Friday night “let’s just cuddle in bed and forget the world.” Saturday “I’ll wait here for you, go out and have fun babe” nights. And I want Sunday morning kisses, Sunday noon wrestling in the middle of our living room floor, and Sunday night, “Let’s cook dinner together.” I never expected that, I never thought I’d believe in love as much as I do when I look into her eyes. I never thought I’d want the house, the kids, the wife, and our Husky dog. You know, you never really expect it. You never really see it coming. You never realize what love is or what it does for us. You never realize it, until you’re laying in bed and her head is on your chest, and all you can fathom to say is, “this is all that I’ve ever needed.”
—  I know now (V.I.T.)
I hope 20 years down the line, I can look at this time of my life and see it for what it truly is.
It’s just a dark patch in the life I’m going to live. I hope that in 20 years, I’m living in a house with my wife, our dog and our beautiful children.
I hope to come home to her and climb into bed with her knowing that she will be the only girl I will ever love again, knowing that she won’t ever be unfaithful or hurt me because the love we have is real and wanted.
—  I know it will be perfect.
Tradition

Written by: spencerreidsmiles

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! @sarahcrystalheart requested a Thanksgiving fic, so here it is! I hope all of your Thanksgivings were just as good as the Reader and Spencer’s. 

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Wherever You Will Go

Summary: Dean is ambushed by a pack of werewolves while lost in the woods on a simple salt-and-burn case.

Characters: Dean Winchester x Reader; platonic Sam x Reader

Word Count: 1,218 (including lyrics)

Genre: Angst/fluff

Rating: T for mild language.

Warnings: Canon-typical violence.

Author’s Note: Written for Mama and Angelina’s Fabulous 300 Challenge! I had prompts 44 (character gets lost in the story), 39 (thankful), and 42 (“I Want It All” by Queen). This is the first challenge I’ve ever done, so I hope this is okay, even if it’s short… Takes place post-Season 8, so mild spoiler warning if you haven’t watched that far yet, and for events in seasons 5-6! @atc74 @mamaredd123

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