wife and 4 kids

Fallout 4 wasteland ex-gunner sniper for hire Lance


Lately my BF and me have been obsessed with the tiny house movement. For years we wanted to find a quiet, distant place to live in, close to the water and ideally completely self-sufficient. Stumbling onto the entire topic of tiny houses was a godsend. They are cheap, environmentally friendly and movable. We talked about it and both agreed on this being the best choice for us. So while we look for a place to put our little piece of heaven in, I decided to recreate some of the cutest we found in TS4. I can’t lie, I’m in love with this little thing. 

anonymous asked:

What do you think about Poe's ring??

okay, I have three theories about The Ring

No.1: Hawkeye effect - Poe has a farm, a wife, two kids and a labrador on Yavin 4
No.2: it will unlock his tragic backstory – it is one of his parents’ ring, or it’s a gasket from his mother’s ship or he lost his wife, or something like this
No.3: he is the new Ring-bearer, and he has to destroy it to kill Snoke

alright, yeah, so i have a busted lip & a black eye. it’s not that bad, if i’m being honest here. but everyone go tweet at jordan for being the biggest douche on the planet. calling me a pussy & said i wouldn’t do shit if he punched me ? nah, i don’t play by that. he was lucky enough to get the shots he got in before i started swinging on him. i may have gone overboard, i admit to that, but he’s fucking lucky i didn’t do anything worse for talking shit about my family. 

Me: why am I being stared at by all these kiddos
Also me: *has hot pink hair*


i’ve often thought about
the world-famous trophy life
with a trophy house and trophy cars
and a little plastic trophy wife
with 2.4 trophy kids
who’ll ignore me when i’m old
and a well-paid, big-breasted trophy mistress
to keep me warm when i am cold

with trophy food and trophy drink
to share with my trophy friends
who visit me with their trophy faces
and their trophy smiles and grins
and trophy sycophantic kisses
to adorn my trophy ass
while they cop a feel of my trophy wife
as they smoke up my trophy grass

and as i lay in my trophy casket
while the angels sing a final “hallelujah”
i shall hear the maker declare to me
“depart from this place, i never knew ya!
when i was hungry, where was the food?
when i was lonely, your compassion?
when i was cold, where was the warmth?
in your life, where was your passion?”

and then i feel a trophy chill
sweep thru my trophy soul
a trophy is what you put on a shelf
it doesn’t follow you when you go.

we are our brother’s keeper
that’s the trophy we should seek
a reward awaits more precious than gold
that will make a trophy life complete!

The Final Main Characters:

Big and Buff Lesbian Mom

Fan Favorite Religion Bird

Slender Man II: Magic Fashion Man

And, everyone’s favorite…

He Dies Because I Couldn’t Think of a Good Backstory or Name


I’m not into dick riding celebrity couples like i did when i was younger for the simple fact that I can’t take them seriously cuz they’re here today, gone tomorrow & some even look like they do it for the fame . However if I will dick ride any couple it’s gonna be Ice Cube and his wife. They emulate what I want. 4 kids and 23 years of marriage later and they still want each other. Cube said it and you can see it when u look at them they have a good partnership, they respect each other. She been down for him and he’s still holding it down for her, he tries to keep her happy, and even tho we have no idea what may go on behind closed doors when u see them out what they show you is that they’re still and will always be good just like it should be. I love how he always has his arm around Kim or he’s holding her hand when they’re in public. For that they are the only famous pair that will have me sayin “relationship goals”……..23 years of marriage that’s amazing

Conversation With My Daughter

Last night, before heading out for date night with my girlfriend, I was kissing my wife, and 2 kids goodbye. My 4 year old daughter was sitting on the couch next to my wife. Here is the conversation that ensued:

D: Where are you going daddy?
Me: I’m going over to R’s
D: Oh… To her house?
Me: Yes
D: Are you just staying at her house?
Me: Yes, I think so, but we might go out for a walk or a drink
D: Oh… Are you going to kiss her?
Me: (Smiling) Yes, probably. Is that okay?
D: (With her most serious face) No! You shouldn’t kiss her, daddy.
Me: (Surprised) Oh, why not?
D: Because if she has a cold, then you’ll get her cold, and I don’t want you to get a cold, because then we’ll all get colds when we kiss you.
Me: (Smiling even more while glancing over at my wife) Don’t worry babesy, Remember, you just saw R yesterday, and she didn’t have a cold. We’ll all be fine.
D: (Giggling) Ok, daddy, then you can kiss her.
Me: Ok, thanks babe. 


anonymous asked:

What are some things you want to get done in the next 5 years or so?:)

In 5 years, I’ll be 28  (around a week from 29 since my birthday is June 19th)

1. Get married

2. Travel with my future wife

3. Have a little family (2 kids maybe three)

4. Possible move to a new city

5. Buy a house

Thank you anon!!

legendofsim  asked:

OC Meme: 1-10 for a character you don't usually do memes about, and 36-43 for any character of your choosing.

Pick your own time! Hehe. I’ll do Alan for those first 10.

1. What do they smell like?

Books. That old book smell, most likely.

2. What is their voice like?

Cheerfully manly? It’s deep but doesn’t sound serious.

3. What is their biggest motivator?

His family, particularly his wife and his kids.

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So, I checked out a bit of Amor Real.

1. Make outs in the first few minutes of the show means this is not the endgame. Even I know that. Just as well as the dude is kinda unhot.

2. I like the hoop dresses and deathbed repentance. Very Dickens.

3. I would climb the hero of this telenovela like a tree. Over and over and over. That said, I laughed when someone referred to him as a young man. He won’t see 30 again, ever. Also he appears to be fairly well-adjusted (well, for a dude that was abused and kicked out by his father and who is also a product of rape and illegitimate) but I am sure that is short-lived. When he told his friend he wants a happy and peaceful family and wife and kids, I laughed - yeah, not until 90+ eps, dude!

4. I did not know Christopher Plummer moonlighted as an extra in Mexican novelas - that dude is a total doppelgänger.

5. The facial hair in this show is ahahahahahahahahah.

6. I like the heroine but restful she is not.

Dear wlw (and I mean all wlw - lesbians, bi women, pan women, asexual wlw, aromantic wlw, woman aligned non binary people, trans women, etc.),

What you want with women (in the future or right now) is valid:

  • Whether you want to get married or not
  • Whether you want long term/serious relationships or not
  • Whether you want to “settle down” or not
  • Whether you want to live with your future girlfriend and regardless of where you want to live with them if you do (country, city, suburbs)
  • Whether you want kids or not, regardless of how many kid(s) you want, whether you want to adopt, have biological kids, or both
  • Regardless of whether you want pets rather than kids, or perhaps pets and kids, or even if you’d prefer not to be responsible for other dependent living things at all
  • Whether you’re monogamous or polyamorous (or somewhere in between), whether you want one partner or more, whether you want your relationship(s) to be closed or open, no matter what consenting, healthy dynamic you prefer
  • Whether you like casual sex (even if it’s exclusively), sex only with someone you love, no sex at all, or you have some other attitude/boundaries regarding sex
  • Whether you’re a hopeless romantic who can’t wait to fall in love, romance repulsed, or anything in between
  • Regardless of whether you want romance without sex or sex without romance
  • If you want relationships in the future, but not yet
  • Even if you never want a relationship at all
  • And the list could go on pretty much forever

wlw who want a wife and 4 kids and 2 dogs in a beautiful house with a white picket fence, wlw who want a committed relationship with their two girlfriends, wlw who have lots of casual sex and don’t like romantic relationships, wlw who are sex repulsed but can’t wait to find a girlfriend… they’re all valid, and the list only goes on.

There’s so many, practically an infinite amount, of amazing ways to be a wlw and ways to express your attraction to women. Embrace the way you experience it.

PS: wlw who date, have sex with, marry, etc. men are of course 100% valid in their wlw identities, but I wanted to focus this post about f/f relationships due to the lack of representation of all the many ways girls can be happy with other girls, especially outside of tumblr.