widow babies

  • Me: *Wears Iron Man/Captain America shirt*
  • Marvel Fan: So does that mean you're team (Iron/Cap)
  • Me: I'm team "Everybody stop fighting and be nice to Bucky"
  • Marvel Fan: ...
  • Me: ....Also known as Team Bucky

mofftiss like ah yes widowed john with a baby not living in Baker Street and Sherlock visiting his mutant xmen sister in jail where mycroft hid her for over thirty years is where this series needs to go


Avengers: Infinity War Featurette

  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>baby:</b> m..m...<p/><b>me:</b> omg! the baby's first words!!<p/><b>baby:</b> m..m..mmm<p/><b>me:</b> say momma!<p/><b>baby:</b> mission report, December 16, 1991<p/></p><p/></p>
Spider-Man: Homecoming script leaked!

*tom holland voice* hey, my name’s peter..and i’m…not like those other guys. oh no, i’m not a jock, or a goth… or a regular human being, actually. i’m just…. peter *camera pans to zendaya* that’s mary jane. she is sooo hot. how does one describe the level of hotness of the great mary jane watson? she’s like if rihanna and black widow had a baby *pans back to him* but i'm…just peter. and this is my story. *plays left hand free by alt-j*