wide an

february: 50 shades darker! 👀 mm yess👍💯 peep me that playroom😈👏

march: 😱😱 ✨TALE AS OLD AS TIME✨🌹🌹🌹 im just looking for adventures haha i stay at home😇😌 and read books for a living👀📚

interspecieslesbianism  asked:

Quickest of questions: why do you say 'oh my land'?

I…honestly don’t know. Holy shit. Why do I say that. Where did I pick that up. I just. Started saying it and I don’t know why. I know I tend to use it when I see something that is SUPER fluffy and fluttery and adorable. Because it’s not oh my god it’s oh my land. I just. I’ve never thought about it.

Ahhhhhh???

2

Theatrical posters for EYES WIDE SHUT.

The Best Movie Posters of the 90’s, on the new episode of The Poster Boys. Designers Brandon Schaefer and Sam Smith reflect on their favorite one-sheets produced in the 90’s, discussing the posters that made impressions on them as kids, those that had a formative impact on their design sensibilities, and those that still hold up today for their branding, balance, use of photography, and iconic power, from THE ROCKETEER and HOME ALONE to NAKED LUNCH and Akira Kurosawa’s DREAMS.

Visit theposterboys.tumblr.com to stream all episodes and view all images discussed on the show, and subscribe, rate, and review The Poster Boys on iTunes.

bargesized  asked:

leave him belle i can give u adventure in the great wide somewhere ;))))

we   get  it    ur  dick  is  big  gaston  blah  blah  blah  no one’s  dick’s  as  incredibly  thick  as  gaston’s  or  whatever  yadda  yadda  uGH  !

first week of school: I am young, scrappy and hungry and I’m not throwing away my shot!

second week of school: I imagined death so much it feels more like a memory

I Love the idea of comforting cryptids . monsters who live under your bed to assure that nothing bad can fit under there because They’re there & there’s no more room . unspeakable eldritch horrors that follow you around just so they can tell you shitty puns . Mom Friend™ poltergeists who passive aggressively disrupt all your electronics when ur a lil shit who should be sleeping because “you have an exam in the morning!!” , but Also tag along on blind dates in case you suddenly need an out . sirens who work as lifeguards & sing so instead of panicking you can focus on your movements & breathe easier . forest ranger Bigfoot who patrols the woods in case anyone gets lost & needs a guide out .