wicked-love

rhetoricalrogue  asked:

The Cousins Trevelyan headcanon: Rolfe is a weenie when it comes to being sick only in front of those that he trusts. Like "get me that glass that's only inches away, for I am too ill to move" type sick. Ada, getting fed up with it, tells him he most definitely is seriously ill; she rattles off some fake medical jargon-laden diagnosis and Rolfe's wide-eyed "really? Crap, I didn't know it was that bad." Ravena plays along to see how long they can convince him he's at death's door.

That is cruel and wicked and I LOVE it. Honestly Rolfe related stuff kills me every time. Tell me more about these cousins and their shenanigans!

I feel so bad for my future children because it's constantly going to be like
  • Me when my kid is crying:Don’t cry for me, Argentinaaaaaaaaaaa….
  • Me when my kids are helping me clean:IT’S THE HARD KNOCK LIFE FOR US
  • Me eating breakfast with my kids:The other one’s still the toast of the town ‘cause he made butter outta cream…
  • Me playing hide and go seek with my kids:SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME, LOOOOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY!!
  • Me waking my kids up in the morning:Maybe we can frighten away the ghost of so many years with a little ILLUMINATION *flicks on lights*
  • Me when my kid has a crush:SHE’S IN LOOOOOOVEEEEEEE, SHE’S IN LOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
  • Me when my kid tries to run away:THEREEEEE, OUT IN THE DARKNESSSSSS… A FUGITIVE RUNNINGGGG…
  • Me giving my kids advice:If you only follow your heart…
  • Me when my kid gets their first boyfriend/girlfriend:OMIGOD OMIGOD YOU GUYS
  • Me when my kids are mad at me:TAKE ME BAAAABBBYYYYYYY, OR LEAVE MEEEEEEEE
  • Me giving my kids ‘the talk’:Once there was a night, beneath a moonless sky…
  • Me when my kids start driving:GOOOOOO GREASE LIGHTNING YOU BURNING UP THE QUARTER MILEEEEEEE
  • Me when my kids go off to college:Empty chairs and empty tables, where my friends will meet no more…
The Musical Theater Drinking Game
  • (I'd suggest using water, so you'll help your voice and stay hydrated instead of drinking actual alcohol.)
  • Put your music on shuffle and drink a gulp of water every time...
  • Book of Mormon:Elder Price mentions Orlando or Elder Cunningham makes something up.
  • Newsies:Someone says "strike."
  • The Phantom of the Opera:Meg sings, "The Phantom of the Operraaa!" or someone sings Christine's name.
  • Les Miserables:Someone dies or another song is reprised.
  • Wicked:G(a)linda does some type of jumpy dance move.
  • Bonnie and Clyde:Clara (Bow) is mentioned or Clyde talks about Al Capone.
  • Little Shop of Horrors:The words "feed me" are said.
  • Cats:A cat with a strange name is mentioned.
  • Next to Normal:Every time you cry (so you can rehydrate!)
  • A Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder:A new and obscure relative enters the picture.
  • Heathers:A character does some crazy riff that you wish you could do.
  • RENT:Baggage is mentioned.