Jin: Suddenly starts spending more time with Namjoon in a bid to make you jealous.
Suga: Is mildly amused by how obsessed you are with fictional characters but seriously cannot understand what he must do to gain your love.
J-Hope: Does 101 stupid/random/funny things to get you to laugh at him.
Rap Monster: Breaks everything valuable in the house (in a wild temper tantrum) because getting scolded is better than being ignored by you.
Jimin: One day when you come home from work/school you’ll find the wi-fi down and the TV disconnected and Jimin sitting on the couch like…
V: Turns from baby to daddy real quick when he realizes you’re paying more attention to Sam Maek Jong than to Han Sung.
Jungkook: Complains to all his hyungs and ropes them in to help him with his situation.