hip chub y’all


his body is !!!! a beautiful masterpiece !!!!!!!!

all the lil freckles and marks on his back just make him that much more stunning and his hip chub makes me want to die lol

he literally wears tight underwear and jeans and i feel like he does it so his chub is more Prominent™ look at this doll he’s so gorgeous 

we all Know what went down at this particular concert and im not even gonna get into it but like his chub is right there and it’s out there and he is Doing That

look uhhh!!!!!!!!!!! he curve!!!!! work of art !! put it in the moma 

now yall this is iconic and it’s getting to be too much for me at 4 am lmao

his shirt just!! flows over his chub gracefully!!!! it just!!!!! wow

i just want to know Why

w h y can u see a tiny bit of his happy trail dusting his stomach why can u see his lil hip chub protruding from his jeans why that’s all i wanna know. why

and i’ll leave you with this because it’s the middle of the night and i’m tired but look at this. take it in. soak it up into every last pore you have. savor it. think about it before you go to sleep. think about it as soon as you wake up. cry about it. laugh about it. smile about it. his hip chub deserves it :(


Sometimes I wonder
What’s the reason why
We long for someone to embrace
And say hello to say goodbye

Now hush little baby, don’t you c̡ŗy҉
Everything’s gonna be alright
Stiffen that upper lip up little lady, I told ya
Daddy’s here to hold ya through the night
I know mommy’s not here right now and we don’t know why
We f҉ea̡r̸ how we fe̡ęl͢ i͡ns̡id̸e͢
It may seem a little c̕r̸a҉zy, pretty baby
But I promise momma’s gonna be a͘lri͜g̸h̷t

And I would’ve done anything for you
To show you how much I adored you
But it’s o҉ver now, It’s too l̛át͡e͝ to sa̸v҉e our love
Just promise me you’ll think of me
Every time you look up in the sky and see a star 

@chase-brody-protection-squad @therealjacksepticeye

anonymous asked:

Can you do some headcanons for the paladins with a s/o who’s a middle child, and not used to really being noticed at all/kinda left out of conversations, so when their paladin actually gives them a lot of attention and affection they’re kinda like “me? Omg! Really? Me?! Wow!” Lol being a middle child sucks sometimes

I’m the youngest out of 2 but I honestly know the feeling of being overlooked by family. But you didn’t come here for my life story. You came for separate reasons. I probably haven’t followed the prompt exactly. Anyways, enjoy!


Shiro (it keeps autocorrecting to Shirt and it is getting increasingly annoying.)

  • He’s surprised about this
  • Like he doesn’t understand how anyone can overlook you
    • To him you’re a star. You stand out (in a good way) and his brain can’t comprehend it
  • The sweetheart will make sure that you don’t feel left out.
  • He doesn’t really know the feeling because he was basically considered the poster boy of the Garrison.


  • He notices almost immediately when you get into a relationship 
    • When this boy commits he COMMITS
  • When he finds out he does his best to include you
    • Even with his less than excellent social skills.


    • Normally I see things where Lance is the youngest, but I like to think he’s a middle child
      • He became a huge flirt to get noticed
    • This boy is on a mission to make you feel included 
      • Zarkon who?
    • He just showers you in attention
      • He believes it’s long overdue


    • Oh this sunshine boy
    • He’s surprised and, like Shiro, he just doesn’t understand why
    • We all know he had older siblings from that one panel where he mentions being an uncle
      • But he never felt looked over because his older siblings doted on him
      • Honestly he felt like he’s always been noticed and it got a little annoying sometimes
    • He will make extra sure to pay attention it still give you enough space.

    Pidge (I couldn’t come up with much for her)

    • She doesn’t believe it
      • You’ve never had any problems getting her attention
    • She does make sure you are included in discussions, missions, etc

    I look at the clock
    and it’s ten twenty-two
    I was wondering why
    we do the things that we do

    this moment in time
    slips into the past
    the things that I cherish
    will never last

    so why
    so why
    so why
    so why

    Songs Based On Typical Astrology Ships

    Aries & Leo: Overwhelming by Jon Bellion

    Yeah, I got a hot one
    She don’t want no problem if there’s not one
    But people come around and try some stupid shit and start one.

    Taurus & Virgo: Angel by Aerosmith

    I want your love - Let’s break the walls between us
    Don’t make it tough - I’ll put away my pride
    Enough’s enough I’ve suffered and I’ve seen the light.

    Gemini & Sagittarius: Why by Sabrina Carpenter

    You can call it fire and ice
    But we work so well and we don’t even know why
    We don’t even know why, no no.

    Cancer & Capricorn: Teenager In Love by Neon Trees

    I’ll be your angel
    I’ll be your best friend
    Take me to New York.

    Libra & Aquarius: How I Want Ya by Hudson Thames ft. Hailee Steinfeld

    What’s the play in this game?
    Tell me if you feel the same
    Do you care either way?

    Scorpio & Pisces: Passionfruit by Drake

    Passionate from miles away
    Passive with the things you say
    Passin’ up on my old ways

    Feel free to suggest some stuff!

    There you go again. Defending her. Will you just stop? It really hurts my feelings, you know. 

    Melodies of Life (Final Fantasy IX)
    Emiko Shiratori
    Melodies of Life (Final Fantasy IX)

    Alone for a while I’ve been searching through the dark
    For traces of the love you left inside my lonely heart
    To weave by picking up the pieces that remain
    Melodies of life–love’s lost refrain

    Our paths they did cross, though I cannot say just why
    We met, we laughed, we held on fast, and then we said goodbye
    And who’ll hear the echoes of stories never told?
    Let them ring out loud till they unfold

    In my dearest memories, I see you reaching out to me
    Though you’re gone, I still believe that you can call out my name

    A voice from the past, joining yours and mine
    Adding up the layers of harmony
    And so it goes, on and on
    Melodies of life,
    To the sky beyond the flying birds–forever and beyond

    So far and away, see the bird as it flies by
    Gliding through the shadows of the clouds up in the sky
    I’ve laid my memories and dreams upon those wings
    Leave them now and see what tomorrow brings

    In your dearest memories, do you remember loving me?
    Was it fate that brought us close and now leave me behind?

    A voice from the past, joining yours and mine
    Adding up the layers of harmony
    And so it goes, on and on
    Melodies of life,
    To the sky beyond the flying birds–forever and beyond

    If I should leave this lonely world behind
    Your voice will still remember our melody
    Now I know we’ll carry on
    Melodies of life
    Come circle round and grow deep in our hearts
    As long as we remember

    the alien and I

    we both looked out at our different moons
    the alien and I
    we both pondered the universe
    the alien and I

    we looked out at the sky and thought that it was so amazing
    that with all the stars and shadows, we were alone
    we thought it was so amazing that no-one was out there
    and that we were alone
    we were so alone
    the alien and I

    and the comets soared by in a storm of light
    by our separate moons
    crashing into their surface and exploding in a firey blast
    and we both began to cry
    because no-one knew our sorrows
    no-one knows the pain
    of seeing the moon’s surface suddenly bursting
    into flame

    and though we were trillions of miles apart
    we simultaneously turned to the sky
    and wondered why
    we were so alone

    oh yes, we are so alone

    both the alien and I

    • North Korea: Death to the capitalistic, monstrous west, and the aggressive counterrevolutionary United States, and *threatens to nuke Japan again and has been threatening to nuke the US for the last 30 years nonstop*
    • Donald Trump: If North Korea doesn't act right, then bad things will happen to them
    • North Korean: whyw is amerifcfaaa so mena to ussss we jsut want peeceufl nuclerl pwoer so we don t;' starvgfm,e,,,,,, i'm goin to fuckgn kms,,,,,,,,

    anonymous asked:

    Hey I was wondering if you could do RFA+V+Saeran reacting to MC being a hacker and on a quiet day they decide to hack into the app. When they hack into the app they change everyone's ringtone to Kazoo Kid and have it so every half hour the Bee Movie script is sent out, but not from anyone just sent out into the chatroom. I just think it would be hilarious everyone's reactions. Thank you in advance!


    • bean is vv confused
    • what is going on
    • why is the chatroom talking about bees
    • and why
    • w h y
    • is his ringtone the kazoo kid
    • honestly??
    • he gets upset
    • it took him a long time to find his favourite LOLOL character’s theme
    • but now its a kazoo?
    • “seven i think somethings wrong with the app”
    • literally begs seven to fix the app
    • eventually forgets about it
    • so when someone rings him in class?
    • kazoo.
    • when he finds out it was MC?
    • he stops worrying about how it could be a dangerous hacker
    • they got him good


    • busy girl probably doesn’t notice until she gets home
    • but she doesn’t remember when she changed her ringtone?
    • and to th i s ?
    • she figures somethings up when the bee movie script starts sending every half an hour
    • the kazoo tho
    • every time
    • it scares her
    • she’s just working away
    • and
    • various kazoo noises start
    • quickly catches on that the app has been hacked
    • sevens probably already working on it though
    • no use complaining
    • she asks MC about it
    • but she only gets laughter
    • “did you do this MC?”


    • boi notices
    • and he notices fast
    • he was getting more messages than normal
    • and his ringtone wasn’t one of her performances
    • pa nick mODE
    • “MC we gotta take you somewhere safe!”
    • he doesn’t understand ??
    • why is MC so relaxed about this
    • he tries to change his ringtone back
    • but it stays as the kazoo
    • “this must be JUMIN’S FAULT”
    • does jumin even know how to hack?
    • he can pay someone to do it.
    • the app is fixed as quickly as it started
    • but not before zen goes crazy from the bee movie


    • what is this
    • why is his phone telling him about why bees shouldn’t be able to fly
    • “this is common knowledge why does my phone think it has to tell me this?”
    • literally bUYS A N E W PHONE
    • TO FIX
    • he’s so confused when he downloads the app again
    • his ringtone is still the kazoo kid
    • and the bee movie script every half an hour?
    • he can’t work like this
    • but he’s so
    • serious about it?
    • MC’s hack has been counter hacked by seven
    • which mean everyone’s phones are back to normal
    • jumin keeps the new phone even though his old one works perfectly fine
    • he gives it to MC in case they want it


    • oh
    • no
    • he’s singing along
    • he’s screaming the bee movie script
    • he’s so proud
    • who knew that MC was a hacker?
    • he’s sad that he has to fix the app
    • to be honest though though?
    • he didn’t even notice the app had been hacked
    • his ringtone was already the kazoo kid
    • but
    • he sets his phone to send him the bee movie every half hour again
    • MC isn’t sure whether what they did was a good thing
    • or a terrible thing
    • seven is happy tho


    • “according to all known laws of aviation”
    • he is inspIRED
    • “MC this is beautiful have you heard this story”
    • sadly he can’t read it all
    • it hurts his eyes too much
    • so MC starts to read it to him
    • there’s tears in his eyes
    • and tears in MC’s eyes from laughter
    • the ringtones though?
    • he’s not sure
    • he didn’t even know it was his phone going off at first
    • he just thought that MC was playing a weird song
    • watches the Bee Movie with MC once the app gets fixed
    • proud bean


    • uhh
    • what
    • is going on?
    • the ringtone scared him half to death
    • and the bee movie every half an hour?
    • he thinks that its seven playing a trick again
    • but he’s surprised to find out that it was actually MC
    • he offers to teach MC more about hacking
    • just as long as they don’t use their skills to well
    • meme everyone
    • or they can
    • if anyone asks
    • saeran didn’t teach them

    By Kaveh Akbar

    What use is knowing anything if no one is around
    to watch you know it? Plants reinvent sugar daily
    and hardly anyone applauds. Once as a boy I sat
    in a corner covering my ears, singing Quranic verse

    after Quranic verse. Each syllable was perfect, but only
    the lonely rumble in my head gave praise. This is why
    we put mirrors in birdcages, why we turn on lamps

    to double our shadows. I love my body more
    than other bodies. When I sleep next to a man, he becomes
    an extension of my own brilliance. Or rather, he becomes
    an echo of my own anticlimax. I was delivered

    from dying like a gift card sent in lieu of a pound
    of flesh. My escape was mundane, voidable. Now
    I feed faith to faith, suffer human noise, complain
    about this or that heartache. The spirit lives in between

    the parts of a name. It is vulnerable only to silence
    and forgetting. I am vulnerable to hammers, fire,
    and any number of poisons. The dream, then: to erupt
    into a sturdier form, like a wild lotus bursting into

    its tantrum of blades. There has always been a swarm
    of hungry ghosts orbiting my body—even now,
    I can feel them plotting in their luminous diamonds

    of fog, each eying a rib or a thighbone. They are
    arranging their plans like worms preparing
    to rise through the soil. They are ready to die
    with their kind, dry and stiff above the wet earth.