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and i dont kiss like elleleeleelel i kiss like a belelelleel̶͞ę̸l͟e͡l͢͠èl̵͝͠e͝l̷è̸
 you are grounded for              till cock

for till cock
FOR TILL COCK À͏À̴̶͟͝A͢A̸͜A͡҉A̵̡ ̵͟

how old were you when you started  ꜱᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴅɪᴄᴋ


ala
that is not the issue that is the issue
the issue is your tissue 

t̨͠ḩ͞a̵ţ͢ ̴́͢i͟͝ś̴̡ ͞n̨ot҉ ͘͟t̕h̢̨͢e͝͝ ̕͏҉i҉̸ś̵͞s͡u̢͡è̷

your souous


oowa        
no 

we have a cock
 not anymore    nah ah not anymore *͡͏̢͘*̶̸̀*̧͞*͡*̕҉  just forget it dont pay me i dont care hey dont pay me i dont care      hey

WHAT

OOoOoOoooAo  𝕤𝕒𝕒𝕤𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕕𝕘𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕘𝕒𝕙𝕒𝕙𝕘𝕒𝕘𝕘𝕘 sams just j jus bein a bitch duu duus dooooh d̷͡ò̧o̷̧ǫ͢͜҉ờ͘o͠o̸͢͏̶͜ḩ҉ ̷̛͝
HEY H͞Ę̵̴̷͜Y̴̡ ara thoughtchu my chush oh my go –̧͏-̵͜-́͘    what are you do –̧͏-̵͜-́͘ noone will notice me    𝗵𝗼𝘄𝗱𝘆      𝐡𝐞𝐲𝐡𝐞𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬𝐭𝐚a̸̷͟͟͜a̶͟  𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩

i may be an idiot   but im  an idiot    but im stupid    st
you guys have fun.

NOT SO MUCH FUN

N͏̛O͘T ̵̧͠SO̷̷̕ ͘M̡͏Ų̴͏C͠҉H̨́ ͏̵F͏̴U͟N̵ 

NOT SO MUCH FUN NAAAAAAA

bw     bueo    

buenos dias muchatalatas


chatalatas


chashchashchashashchatash   ⊛ ⊛ ⊛ ⊛ 


sheesh  

AAAAAAH

what

SHEESH

what

whyd you have to say sheesh 

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what
she is

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS

@weedjewish

ive used about half of these essays to piss and whine about bad writing in homestuck, and i guess thats because its easy to do, but lets be real - andrew hussie didnt fail anybody nearly as hard as he failed to establish jade and roses relationship. the beta kid friendship dynamics are the foundation that homestucks characterization rests on, and every single combination of those kids got deeply explored, with pages and pages of conversations and exchanges of letters and gifts; i didnt have to be told that these kids cared deeply and would die for each other because i was shown it

except for jade and rose, who only have a handful of conversations, and all of those conversations - like most of jades early interactions with the betas - are primarily exposition. ive written about this before, but up until descend, jade is an exposition machine. she doesnt really get to develop or come into her own until after her dreamself dies and she changes dramatically - even her introductory pages where we learn about her living situation on hellmurder island serve the primary narrative purpose of foreshadowing and introducing plot devices (appearifiers, first guardians, etc.)

and its not a coincidence that the only two betas who dont get to develop with each other are the two girls. granted hussie does eventually prove he knows how to write complex and compelling friendships and romances between girls, and in fact seems to be quite good at it (see: homestucks endgame f/f couples)… but its a shame because jade and rose have the simple, straightforward “opposites attract” dynamic thats ripe for funny and intriguing character interactions. gothy grimdark pseudo-intellectual rose and sunshiney genki granola girl jade. they both have a sense of humor. its a shame we didnt get thousands of words of them goofing off and ripping on each other like john and dave did. But Alas

rose and jade are inversions of each other. rose is Peak Derse (withdrawn, brooding, not as smart as she makes herself out to be, with a deep narrative connection to the horrorterrors) and jade is Peak Prospit (sociable, sunshiney, smarter than her friends give her credit for, with a deep narrative connection to skaia). they were initially implied to have each others classpects (when it turned out to be the goth girl writing wizard fanfiction wasnt the witch of space, and the outdoorsy gardener who saw visions of the future wasnt the seer of light), which was a deliberate move on hussies part.

i think i saw a post a while ago describing roses grimdark throes and jades grimbark possession as “direct parallels” of each other, which…. isnt entirely true. theyre not parallels, theyre contraposites.

rose channels the power of the horrorterrors, but she does so willingly, because her goals and the goals of the horrorterrors are the same - even when she goes “off the deep end” shes still acting in her own self-interest (seeking out revenge against jack for killing her mother). when jade goes grimbark she is stripped entirely of her autonomy - her feelings of resentment towards dave(sprite) come to the surface, but theyre not her motivation, nor would she choose to hurt dave (or any of her friends) in retribution of her own free will.

rose goes grimdark in the wake of her mothers death; jade goes grimbark immediately after reuniting with her parent. roses quest for revenge (against jack) is her catalyst; jades desire for retribution (against dave) is circumstantial. and ultimately rose KNOWS, before going off to fight jack, that this will kill her (both scratch and jade tell her so); jades death (in the game over timeline) was not something she or the condesce foresaw

rose has a lot of the same fun thematic similarities and narrative inversions in common with jade as she does with kanaya, and one of those two is her wife while she never got to have so much as a friendship with the other really explored in the canon. theres a lot of potential there, not just for character interactions, to say nothing of Shipping. i feel like i end every one of these posts this way but whyd you have to do us so dirty andrew

somewhat of a MASTERLIST

5sos ✨
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/134175351321/glad-you-had-fun-ashton-irwin
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/134205604061/pregnancy-cravings
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/134314882951/you-deserve-a-man-who-will-bring-you-food
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/134832251206/go-back-to-school-guys-send-me-some-requests
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/134939839816/i-just-seen-the-sexiest-picture-on-instagram
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/135095027496/you-were-such-a-cute-blonde-new-text-cause-im
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/133691345116/calum-not-my-pics
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/133891033386/i-just-got-over-protective-ashton
ONE DIRECTION ✨
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/133692905276/you-send-him-pictures-of-your-kids-because-you
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/133976614666/happy-thanksgiving-in-honor-of-thanksgiving
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/134152697821/you-dyed-your-hair-niall-horan
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/134893271766/anything-for-youprincess-fake-text-for
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/134962526891/maybe-i-will-be-there
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/135068122411/we-are-having-a-baby-text-for-bvbkali11
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/139016054266/im-with-it-requested
JUSTIN BIEBER ✨
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/134030835296/happy-thanksgiving
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/134302542336/you-ask-him-for-lunch
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/134675287616/put-on-proper-clothes
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/134815077716/thats-real-fucking-cute
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/134875916236/sitting-in-class-like-im-in-school-right-now-and
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/135151743316/choose-my-mom-over-me-huh
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/135233537156/bitch-that-aint-me
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/135277680976/part-2-of-bitch-that-aint-me-if-yall-want-i
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/135335138531/part-3-of-bitch-that-aint-me-because-i-got-out
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/135406882181/are-you-mad-over-some-food
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/135478836071/i-wanted-to-hang-out-with-you
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/135520614456/some-mother-i-am
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/135544677081/you-dont-trust-me-another-text-for-the-day-bc
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/135591941306/so-you-wanted-her-to-grow-up-without-a-dad-bc
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/135621619621/why-tf-is-she-holding-my-baby
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/135659588956/part-2-imagine-for-why-tf-is-she-holding-my-baby
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/135686207506/new-phone-who-dis
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/135723897366/never-did-one-of-these-soooo-justin-gets
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/135747294551/no-pressure-guys-request-something-im-bored
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/135790032971/delete-that-picture-now-your-mad-at-justin-so
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/135821831806/i-helped-make-them-too-a-fan-tells-you-your-kids
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/135859424546/shes-acting-just-like-you-as-you-can-see-i
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/135894562231/merry-christmas-merry-christmas-to-you-all
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/135957308951/where-can-i-find-me-a-jb-this-is-actually-so
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/135987138531/cant-wait-to-come-home-justin-is-out-on-tour
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/136008394471/oops-to-late-i-really-want-to-make-this-into
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/136015525671/you-asked-for-you-got-it-part-2-of-oops-to
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/136053616066/you-got-me-a-horse-omg-requested-justin
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/136055224526/part-3-to-oops-its-to-late-selena-gets-the
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/136085022606/part-4-of-oops-its-to-late-last-part-enjoy
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/136134418101/thats-not-nice-justin-being-mean-on-instagram
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/136152212286/wonderfuckingful-its-your-anniversary-and
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/136238574621/bring-that-ass-here-girl-i-feel-like-my
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/136298640711/i-wasnt-leaving-anyway-lmao-requested-i
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/136353114331/thats-my-bestfriend-i-wanna-be-sels
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/136993259666/happy-birthday-to-the-missus-p-its-my-birthday
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/137052083096/omg-i-just-realized-you-used-my-lyrics-smooth
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/137138549546/do-this-one-favor-for-me-based-off-the-song
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/137889601646/i-just-need-a-rest-requested
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/138124865746/fuck-you-requested-im-getting-backed-out-on
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/138506383551/21-today-requested-i-use-kylie-jenner-a
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/138568851696/vacation-i-dont-like-hailey-so-i-didnt-add
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/140181550221/babygirl
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/141075644456/text-au-thick-and-different-race-appreciation
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/141225173326/text-au-purpose-tour
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* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/141397990896/text-au-3-it-hurts-to-know-your-sleeping-next
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/141675167326/text-au-justin-32-have-you-been-drinking
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/141977359411/text-au-buying-justin-gifts
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/142092695036/text-au-justin-buying-you-gifts
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/144221105341/instagram-au-you-justin-showing-eachother-off
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/144726528306/text-au-making-fun-of-you
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/145162876256/textinstagram-au-single-mom-this-shit-sucks-so
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/145524098731/instagramtwitter-au-fight-with-hailey-baldwin
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/145720057116/instagram-au-cute-offguards
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/145867140456/instagram-au-bae-watch
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/145967757251/instagram-au-on-the-purpose-tour-with-justin
SKATE MALOLEY ✨
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/137034487456/mind-ya-business-hun-the-twins-are-back-a
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/137421110446/you-werent-that-busy-its-soppose-to-say
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/138176959246/vegas-requested
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/138756291696/highschool-to-college-going-through
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/138876919416/la-nate-skate-maloley
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/139149292096/anniversary-posting-these-old-imagines-and
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/139255237321/cant-do-this-anymore-requested
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/139309660236/instagram-au-your-boyfriend-misses-you
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/139873759176/black-history-month-so-to-all-my-beautiful
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/140606707761/birthday-babe
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/140920845226/text-skate-gets-all-lovey-and-shit-requested
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/141054166816/stay-here-forever-requested
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/141213957556/youll-never-have-someone-asked-me-to-do
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/141448723441/text-au-36-nate-never-talk-about-her-like-that
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/141727317046/text-au-you-and-nate-always-posting-about
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/142369702161/instagram-au-dating-nate
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/142588053846/instagram-au-prom-w-nate-requested
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/142809921946/instagram-au-your-nates-girlfriend-and-youre
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/143699179956/vacation-skate-maloley
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/144312931756/text-au-respeck-my-name
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/145323726191/instatext-au-babydaddy-drama
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/145363231746/twitter-au-your-girlfriend-is-a-thot-from-my
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/139769517886/married-all-this-stuff-going-on-lets-just-all
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/140238849866/whyd-you-post-this-i-made-this-to-basically
*

SAMMY WILK ✨
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/137180960361/home-sweet-home-i-used-texas-because-thats
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/137384775526/college-time
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/139507993126/i-love-you-and-everything-about-you-even-when
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/140101472226/ill-never-leave-you-i-cried-while-making-this
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/141383525101/instagram-au-relationship-with-sammy
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/141506318581/instagram-kids-with-sammy
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/142702507351/instagram-au-your-a-singer-sammy-has-a-crush-on
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/142758565381/text-au-grillz
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/146069244666/twitter-au-sammys-ex-tries-to-come-for-you

JOHN SWIFT ✨
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/137315892491/well-played-my-dear
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/139994069321/bryson-tiller-wouldnt-treat-me-like-this-i
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/140352471896/lol-chill-your-ass-i-made-this-imagine-to
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/140416400231/part-2-to-lol-chill-you-ass-the-reason-swazz
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/140942750846/text-au-your-on-your-period-and-you-start
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/140998716731/why-would-i
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/141038591501/text-request-can-i-have-a-text-au-where-swazz-is
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/141873298281/text-au-part-2-to-go-fuck-one-of-your-skanks
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/142422225926/text-au-on-your-period-im-on-my-period-i
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/142658575956/text-au-kids-with-swazz
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/142715445791/text-au-you-go-out-for-starbucks-and-swazz-texts
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/144264738181/text-au-compliments
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/145221258121/instagram-au-married-w-swazz
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/141038591501/text-request-can-i-have-a-text-au-where-swazz-is

DEREK LUH/ KDL ✨
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/139092916566/am-i-that-boring-made-this-lil-quick-imagine
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/139197654831/daddy-derek
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/139329385216/instagram-you-and-delany-luh-are-bestfriends-2
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/139392490421/thats-what-i-thought-i-didnt-post-today-so
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/139578130476/text-au-nates-ex-girlfriend-text-his-phone-and
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/139624542421/text-au-cute-ig-au-w-luh-gilinsky-requested
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/139670206851/lucky-requested
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/139810148981/never-thought-id-cuff-first-kdl-imagine-this
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/139936914976/requested-could-you-maybe-do-a-post-with-kdl-but
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/140649174186/trapsoul-requested
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/140717043916/best-friend-you-and-delany-luh-are-bestfriends
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/140771900861/the-hat
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/140882726551/twitter-you-perform-with-bryson-tiller-and-derek
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/140979731311/instagram-you-and-dereks-relationship
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/141149951166/daddy-requested
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* (anyone) http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/141460970981/text-au-shade-maggie-lindemann
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/141565054656/islands-requested
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/141692559181/text-au-yall-argue-over-drugs-and-you-walk-out
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/141918500026/instagram-your-a-model-and-dereks-girlfriend
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/142129550876/text-au-funny-moments-with-your-boyfriend-derek
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/142381915586/text-au-youve-done-enough-to-please-leave
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/142912493026/instagram-relationship-with-derek-requested
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/146023552571/instagram-au-relationship-with-derek

JACK AND JACK ✨
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/140052782526/distance-requested
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/140468949756/front-row-requested
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/141630945536/instagram-au-you-are-a-famous-singer-and-johnson
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/142046020706/text-au-reupload-cs-tumblr-deleted-my-shit-but
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/142312389886/text-au-home-requested
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/144014781961/instagram-family-this-is-a-very-old-imagine-but
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/142256971371/text-au-jacks-pick-you-over-madison-requested
* http://kylizzllmynizzle.tumblr.com/post/139624542421/text-au-cute-ig-au-w-luh-gilinsky-requested
*

I miss you.
The old you.
Our old jokes.
Old stories.
I miss the way
we could talk for hours
About nothing
And everything
I miss my other half
Best friend
Partner in crime

What happened?
How did the unbreakable bond..
Break..?

More importantly, can it ever be restored?

—  personallyproblematic