*saves 47 recipe videos on Facebook*
*Pins my 95th pin to my Fewd! board on Pinterest*
*Bookmarks another page I like in my Paula Deen cookbook*
*Lovingly looks through grandma’s handwritten recipe cards*
Me at the grocery store: *throws 6 Lean Cuisines and a box of Pop Tarts into my cart*
Or what if WHAT IF Kylo's actually the prince, and Hux is being given to him like a peace offering? But they aren't sure if Kylo will accept, so they propose a demonstration right there in his throne room, proving how sensitive and responsive Hux is by rucking his shirt up and teasing his nipples until he's bright red with arousal and shame, squirming through an orgasm right then and there *w*
I’m going to have to fan myself, oh my god
Kylo sits and watches eagerly as Hux just begs for someone to stroke his cock because it’s throbbing in his pants from all the groping and squeezing of his nipples, but his owners know how to use his tits like he’s being milked, kneading them alternatively until he’s raw and gasping for breath
Friend, intentionally trying to hurt me with feels: Victuuri is the reincarnation of Shion and Nezumi from No.6 and Shion and Nezumi are the reincarnation of Kaworu Nagisa and Ikari Shinji from Evangelion. After two shitty past lives they’re finally together and happy.
Me, high-key done: WHY, WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME THINK OF THINGS THAT HURT ME AND MAKE ME HAPPY AT THE SAME TIME.