why

I had a pretty nice day today. Some of that was the glorious weather, and some of it was the fact that the All Might theme music from My Hero Academia kept playing in my head at inopportune times and cracking me up.

I decided to end the day by making dinner and a smoothie. (See guys, I’m remembering to eat today!)

…the smoothie started out okay. It was cherries, cherry-grape juice, ice, and a splash of orange juice.

And then I added an entire red pepper.

Why? Why did I do this? I don’t know, it was either an attempt to get more vegetables in my diet or else just really really poor impulse control.

The weirdest part is that it doesn’t taste bad at all.

okay…. got a russian phone today so i can Function In The Field but it’s telling me there’s no sim card in, there’s definitely a sim card in?

so i’m looking at vids of people opening this model (so i can check), and they just fucking peel that back panel off like they’re handling a goddam mandarin orange

and i’m sitting here like a fool of a raccoon, scrabbling with claws and teeth at this sealed, sealed device