why-was-this-so-awkward

The problem with shipping real actual people is that what if you meet them. and become friends with them. they will forever judge you like how weird would it be if (hypothetically) you became actual friends with Dan and Phil and then they were like “umm also we found your tumblr why do you have this phanfiction” it would be so awkward and embarrassing

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From left to right: Bipasha Basu, Priyanka Chopra, and me

Just dropping by to give y’all a look at what an actual dark-skinned womxn looks like considering I’ve heard both “Bipasha Basu is so dark!” and “Priyanka Chopra is representative of dark-skinned girls!” from light-skinned desis on this annoying website like y’all will try to act like literal light-skinned actresses are dark (re: Bipasha) or ignore years of skin whitening and then actively whitewash actresses who used to be darker-skinned (re: Priyanka).

In the meanwhile, my dark-skinned self will be over here looking cute in a beanie and waiting for y’all to stop being so clueless.

WHAT I WANT TO FIND IN A LOVE INTEREST

•Listens well.
•Can text grammatically correct, spell great, and use emojis.
•Wants to see me in my best outfits.
•Wants to go on many dates.
•Has heard of Fringe and likes The Lord Of The Rings and will ship Xena and Gabrielle with me.
•Will tolerate my rants about new things I’ve learned.
•Actually really listens with interest.
•Or half listens while appreciating the twinkle in my eye.
•I JUST WANT SOMEONE WHO GETS ME ON MORE THAN ONE LEVEL.

  • Friend:*is sad*
  • My thoughts:"who hurt you friend??? Whose ass do I have to kick??? Take care of yourself please, I wish I could send you a virtual hug, watch some movies, eat your fav food"
  • What I say:here have a picture of a Guinea pig

i live for aus where a character (typically the main) runs away from whatever is happening in canon and comes back years later and just general reactions to that

bonus points for:

they come back in disguise

they come back opposed to the people who were once their friends (evil basically)

memory problems?

lilacfarms asked:

Okay Puffster, I know you don't have all of the answers, but I love your responses, so here goes!! Personally I believe the interview from hell was not well planned, and not truthful, which explains why it was so painfully awkward to watch. They did insult shippers although I think that was not intentional. They were just fumbling. Do you think they feel badly about that, considering shippers are some of their most loyal fans?

I definitely, 100% think they feel badly.