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SIT DOWN AND LEARN ABOUT THE GREATEST CHAMPION OF ALL TIME

Steven. Motherfuckin’. Stone.

He was the champion of Hoenn in Ruby and Sapphire.
Steel type is his specialty.

gurl lookit dat fashion

Pretty suave, right? All fancy and shit. Even got rings on hand.

BUT WAIT, WHY DOES HE LOOK SO RICH? Because he’s champion?

This is his dad. Head of the Devon Corporation in Hoenn.

SO WAIT, HE’S A RICH KID? Damn skippy he’s a rich kid.

BUT WAIT, WOULDN’T HE BE SNOBBY AND SELFISH AND–?

Nope.

He spends most of his time in caves, digging away and doing what he loves. He loves rocks, stones, minerals, gems, everything to do with them. Lookit here, in the anime. He’s all cute and shit, holdin’ a fire stone, in his mining gear. Kawaii as fuck.

look at him with his metagross buddy

He helps you out a TON in the games, from giving you the Devon Scope if you beat him in a battle, to beating up Team Magma/Aqua.

AND IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH

He gives you one of his favorite Pokemon. A Beldum. HOW FUCKING SWEET AND CUTE IS THAT?

In Emerald, he gives up being Champion. Why?

TO CONTINUE HIS LOVE AND PASSION FOR ROCKS/MINING

This has been a Steven Stone appreciation post.